Holly Van Voast—AKA everyone's favorite mustachioed, court-stripping, topless subway-riding Bill Cosby-flashing "paparazzo" Harvey Van Voast—is at it again. On Monday Van Voast showed up at the SoHo Apple store for a Q&A with White Collar star Matt Bomer and naturally the geek press got very excited. "NSFW: Crazy Stoned Woman Goes Topless at Apple Store" was how Gizmodo put it. But was it that bad? We now present you with the scene from Van Voast's very shaky videocamera's perspective:
Video: Topless Paparazzo Flashes White Collar Star At SoHo Apple Store
NSFW Video: Topless Activist Rides D Train From The Bronx To Columbus Circle
Holly Van Voast likes to go topless. She's done it in public (where it is legal!) and she's done it in court (where it is less so!), she did it at a Russell Simmons reading at Barnes & Noble and recently she did it on a D train from 205th Street in the Bronx all the way down to Columbus Circle. Ever wonder what would happen if a 45-year-old woman in good health took off her top, put on a fake moustache and went for a train ride during rush hour? Wonder no more!
Topless Woman Busted By Cops Bares Boobs In Court
Though we're all born naked, some people (and cops) aren't comfortable around naked bodies, especially boobies. And though it is totally legal to go topless on the street, it isn't everywhere. So what's a lady ticketed for being topless in Grand Central to do? Why, go to court and strip, of course! What's more, when Holly Van Voast did just that yesterday she managed to make it work out just fine.
Topless Women Make NYPD Momentarily Forget The Law
To be courteous, they put their tops back on, but the police remained confused and "spent some time on their walkie-talkies, conferring with their superiors," only to find out that the topless lasses were telling the truth.
Lost Court Battle Proves NJ Hates Boobs
Phoenix Feeley, a 31-year-old who has won NYC suits for being wrongly busted for baring her breasts, just lost a bare boob battle over in New Jersey.
Photos (NSFW!): Topless Women Celebrate Right To Bare Breasts In NYC
Yesterday topless ladies and the men who love to gawk at them were in Central Park for the annual Go Topless Day (not to be confused with Nude Day, which is in July). Let this be your reminder that—since 1992!—it's totally legal to go topless every day, if you're into that sort of thing.
Opponents Call Topless Day March A "Lewd Spectacle"
Across the country yesterday, Go Topless hosted annual rallies in an attempt to give women the same topless rights as men. And though the ladies of New York have been able to bare their breasts sine 1992, they marched in solidarity and against the social taboos that still keep most women covered up. However, some spectators apparently thought the whole thing was a "lewd spectacle."
NSFW Photos: National Go Topless Day Protest
Very NSFW! Today, ladies and gentlemen from across the city bared all from the waist up to fight for equality for being topless in public. "National Go Topless Day" attracted women of all ages with signs like "Tits: Wholesome, Holy & Hot," a guy offering free hugs, and of course plenty of gawkers. Thanks to a 1992 ruling, it's perfectly legal for a woman to bare her breasts any day of the year in New York.
NJ Ladies Will Have To Keep It Covered
It seemed as though New Jersey was thisclose to becoming just a little bit more naked, with a vote on allowing a portion of Asbury Park to become a topless beach happening last night. But the prudes win again! According to WCBS, city leaders found an ordinance in place that prohibits public exposure; mayor Ed Johnson says he doesn't plan to change the ordinance to allow nudity, but may update it for other reasons (the same law also prohibits bathing suits on the boardwalk!).
NJ Women Wanna Take It Off
As mentioned last week, another New Jersey beach is considering going topless, but as the Asbury Park City Council vote lingers in the stifling summer air, locals discuss why they wanna have the right to take it off. Reggie Flimlin, the 48-year-old woman who presented the idea to the City Council, told the Daily News that "baring your chest is really no big deal these days. Why are women's rights still at the bottom of the totem pole in regards to female toplessness? Men have better things to do than sit around and gawk at women all day long." Do they, really?
Another Jersey Beach Goes Topless
Is New Jersey going nude? The state has a nude beach in Sandy Hook, but now 1010Wins reports that another one may soon be debuting in Asbury Park. Deputy Mayor and City Councilman John Loffredo said, "It's a person's prerogative if they want to go topless. I really don't see anything wrong with it."
"Topless" Bedford Bike Lane Protest Draws Media, Clothed Cyclists
"I want to see some boobs," shouted a lone NYPD officer (seen here) who pulled up to our photographer at Bedford Avenue in South Williamsburg, ironically blocking the former bike lane in the process. "I've been trying to find out online when this is happening and nobody had the start time! Did I miss it?" Minutes later, a group of 15-20 fully clothed cyclists pedaled by, trailed by almost twice as many photographers, TV news crews, and assorted media. The "topless" protest over the controversially removed bike lane was not the NC-17 provocation the media and others had hoped for. At one point, two men in a parked car near Division Street shouted at the cyclists, "We've been waiting for two hours! Where's the skin?"
Will Today's Nude Bike Lane Protest Take Place?
Demonstrators have promised to ride bikes down Bedford Avenue naked this evening to protest the recent removal of a bicycle lane amidst mounting pressure from South Williamsburg's Hasidic community. But will the so-called "Freedom Ride" actually happen?
Bedford Bike Lane Battle Hasn't Been Cheap
If you wondered how much the DOT has spent so far to add and subtract a controversial 14-block stretch of bike lane on Bedford Avenue in South Williamsburg, here's your answer: $11,000 to install and $15,000 to sandblast it away. As NBCNewYork.com observes, "That's $26,000 of taxpayer money that isn't making bicyclists any safer." But at least now that the bike lane's gone, the Hasidic rabbis in the neighborhood can protect their flock from immodestly dressed outsiders—that is, unless bicyclists do something crazy like ride without a bike lane. This weekend, some are planning to do just that. And without clothes.
Bike Riders Will Get Naked To Save The Bedford Ave. Lane
After a demonstration last weekend drew more police officers than protesters, cycling activists will rally again to show their support for the Bedford Avenue bike lane — but this time they'll do it in less clothing.
Oops: National Topless Day Was Yesterday
Um, sorry guys, we forgot to give you a heads about the whole "National Go-Topless Day" event in Central Park yesterday. The Daily News called it the "breast day ever" (har har), reporting back that "dozens of semi-nude women gave the city a Double-D eyeful when they bared their boobs in Central Park and then marched through the streets" as Chaka Khan's "I'm Every Woman" blasted from speakers. One onlooker told the paper, "This is unbelievable—and super. I'm going to tell my wife to join in." The prudes guarded their eyes, and spewed terms like "extreme liberalism," while others hooted and hollered in solidarity. Currently New York is the only state where women can go topless legally (since a 1992 ruling), so really, Go-Topless Day can be every day. Here are plenty of photos from last year's march.
Wife Of Guy In Sex Harassment Suit Would Like Topless Photos Back, Plus $1M
Two female assistants to a hedge fund financier are suing for sexual harassment because he made one of them develop topless photos of his wife and, when she delivered the racy pics, allegedly gave her "a perverted smirk" and asked, "You liked them, didn't you?" Danielle Pecile, 26, and Cristina Culicea, 27, filed a joint lawsuit with the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission—Culicea says she was harassed when Titan Capital CEO Russell Abrams tasked her to develop a photo of him and his newlywed Sandra in a bathtub.
Topless Day in Central Park
National Go Topless Day was held over the weekend, and protesters were out in full force in and around Central Park to fight for their rights to be topless in public. Of course, in New York it is legal--in 1992 the NY State Appeals Court ruled that women have the right to go topless, just like men. The Empire State ladies were merely marching in support of the women who get fined, humiliated and arrested around the nation. Some of the picket signs read: "Shame is Lethal, Go Top Free & Be Healthy," "Breasts Are No Longer Indecent in NY," and of course the 'ol standy, "Free Your Breasts, Free Your Mind."

