Is Harlem angling to be the next Times Square? Chain wise, maybe! Not only did the area just get the nation's first IHOP with a 24-hour takeout window but now the storied strip that is 125th Street is set to get Manhattan's first Red Lobster outside of the tourist trap on the Deuce. Soon, you'll be able to enjoy an Admiral's Feast before stopping by the Apollo. Yay?
Red Lobster Stretching Its Claws To Harlem
Photos, Videos: Celebrating Giants' 2012 Super Bowl Win In Times Square
This is what it looked like at the Crossroads of the World after the New York Giants stunned naysayers by winning Super Bowl XLVI, 21-17, over the New England Patriots. Enjoy the classy, sarcastic "Let's Go Patriots!" chant by smug Giants fans!
Restaurant Row Hopes Bright Lights Will Attract Tourists, Like Moths
The popular pedestrian plazas in Times Square—scourge of the New York Post—have not been good for the nearby Restaurant Row, restaurateurs on the storied strip say. So now they'd like some bright lights, please!
Space Tragedy! Times Square Tourist Trap Mars 2112 Is Dead
Clearly this is what you get for rejecting Shaq. As we guessed at the start of the year, the Times Square tourist trap Mars 2112 appears to have left our orbit. With the loss of the Rainbow Room, the Tavern on the Green, Elaine's and now this we're left to wonder...why can't New York have nice things? And what themer is next for the chopping block; Ninja?
Pro Tip: Don't Bring A Loaded Machine Gun On The Subway
Leave the machine gun at home! Along with the 9/11 Memorial you know another great place to not bring your loaded weapon? The subway. Especially if your weapon is a loaded Intratec Luger Tec-9 machine gun with extra ammunition—unless, it seems you've decided to try and skip the fare at Times Square. In that case just do make sure you get caught, okay?
New York City Rings In 2012 With A Lady Gaga-Mayor Bloomberg Kiss (Photos, Video)
New York City, we did it! We managed to start 2012 off on a truly singular note: Lady Gaga and Mayor Bloomberg smooched on national television. During her performance for Dick Clark's New Year's Rocking Eve, Lady Gaga also wore a bizarre cage-like apparatus over her head, echoing the Times Square New Year’s Eve Ball.
Cops Begin New Year's Eve Closures In Times Square
Besides not firing your gun into the air to somehow welcome the New Year, the NYPD has some advice for you, if you're going to Times Square tonight: Don't bring backpacks, packages, large bags or any alcohol. Also, pocketbooks will be inspected.
What To Expect When You're Expecting To Have Fun In Times Square On New Year's Eve
From the shiny things to the heavy police presence, here's what to expect if you are headed to Times Square on New Year's Eve.
Times Square Pedestrian Plaza Drives NY Post Columnist Mad
[UPDATE BELOW] Cantankerous NY Post columnist Steve "He Who Yells At Cloud" Cuozzo is OBSESSED with the Times Square pedestrian plaza, which he says "gutted" Times Square's "unique energy," and turned it into "a campground for mostly low-spending tourists." Since the plaza debuted in 2009, "Yells At Cloud" has ranted about it with a virulent single-mindedness that makes Ahab look like Silent Bob. It is Cuozzo's white whale: He piles on the plaza's capacious hump "the sum of all the general rage and hate felt by his whole race from Adam down; and then, as if his chest had been a mortar, he burst his hot heart’s shell upon it." And you didn't think we'd close out 2011 without one more harpoon for the road?
Judge Tells City To Lay Off "Weed Man" Of Times Square
Remember the "Weed Man?" No, not the NJ guy who tried to change his name to "NJWeedman.com"—the Times Square Weed Man who became ubiquitous around Midtown for carrying a sign reading "Help! I need money for weed." Last summer, he filed a lawsuit against the city complaining that his First, Fourth and 14th Amendment rights had been violated by repeated arrests. And now it seems that a judge has agreed with him.
Happy Holidays: Remember To Tip Your Subway Buskers
Cheaper than a night at the Met, and less smelly (and intoxicated) than the Elmos of Times Square, buskers in the subway break the banality of our subterranean commute. They also can make a decent amount of cash. "Come holiday time, I can make up to $400 a day," subway drummer Jakeh Thomas tells the Post. "It's the season for giving." Thomas, who is 18, used to work at a carpet store. "They were paying me $10 an hour. But I'm making $10 every fifteen minutes out here." Maybe the president should consider supporting one of the MTA's many "shovel-ready" projects?
Over 40 Arrested As Protesters Attempt To Occupy Duarte Square
Well over 40 protesters were arrested yesterday after they scaled the fences into Duarte Square, the vacant lot at Canal Street and Sixth Ave owned Trinity Wall Street. The demonstrators entered the lot with the help of a ladder (that was later confiscated by NYPD) before police intervened—and members of the clergy, current or retired, were some of the first people detained. As the hundreds of demonstrators swelled against the fences, police struggled to prevent the lot from being overrun. A NYPD spokesperson could not confirm the number of arrests or the charges because they have not yet been finalized.
Cops Back Off Ticketing Times Square's Cartoon Characters
Times Squares' costumed entrepreneurs are officially free to ply their trade without fear of retribution. According to the Daily News, the NYPD has stopped the policy of ticketing the Elmos, Hello Kitties, Buzz Lightyears and Spidermen who take pictures with kiddies for tips. The entertainers are allowed to receive tips, but not charge for pictures taken with them in costume. According Girish Dani, who dresses up as Spiderman, Elmo still gets a bad rap: "A few Elmos chase people for tips
I heard one or two Elmos drink whiskey, and this could be an issue." Ah, but Sesame Street is the type of place that drives a monster to drink.
"Drag Capital Of The World" Lucky Cheng's Leaving East Village For Times Square
Lucky Cheng's, the self-proclaimed "Drag Capital of the World," apparently does not include the East Village in their world anymore, with the news that the bachelorette favorite is leaving their longtime home on First Avenue in coming months to chase the tourists down in Times Square.
Video: Brian Williams Compares Bike Lanes To Cult
Last night, "Rock Center with Brian Williams" dipped its toe into the topic of New York City transportation: specifically, DOT Commissioner Janette Sadik-Khan. Overall the piece is a fair one, and gives Sadik-Khan plenty of room to answer her critics and lay out her vision for a safer, cleaner, more efficient city. But Brian Williams, who is supposed to be the network's "young," affable anchor, turns into NBC's Steve Cuozzo. Williams tells reporter Harry Smith that he's "drunk the Kool-Aid" when Smith lauds the DOT's efforts, and calls Sadik-Khan "a very powerful woman with an exotic name." Haha, it's mass suicide to support bike lanes! And isn't "Ronald Reagan" exotic compared to "Brian Williams?"
Forget Wall Street, Occupy Broadway Hits The Great White Way Friday
Since the eviction, Zuccotti Park may be compartively desolate at night, but by day it is an increasingly popular music venue, and the arts support of the Occupy movement doesn't stop there! Tomorrow from 6 p.m. until 6 p.m. Saturday over 70 acts—including monologuist Mike Daisey—will be Occupying Broadway to better help New Yorkers and tourists "Get off the sidelines and break through the fourth wall."
Nuchas Brings "Hand-Held Food For The Future" To Times Square
Remember way back in August, when the city announced that Times Square would finally be getting some halfway decent lunch options in those little kiosks in the pedestrian zone? Some of those options are now upon us with the opening of Nuchas, promising "hand-held foods for the future," which look suspiciously like...empanadas.
Video: Gentleman Offers Handshake After Getting Sucker Punched
Is it a show of respect to shake the hand of the man who sucker punched you? Based on the video below, we're going to have to remember that next time we get into a gentleman's disagreement on the subway. The video uploader described the scene leading up to the fisticuffs at Times Square: "Man exits turnstile, pushed kid out the way, kid said 'What the hell,' man returns, states "I'm waiting,' the kid gives him a beat down. If you want to push and talk crap, you should back it up."
Occupy Hershey's Chocolate In Times Square This Weekend
Okay, so it's not technically affiliated with Occupy Wall Street, but righteous candy lovers will be invading the Times Square Hershey's Store tomorrow afternoon to protest the company's use of child labor. That's exactly the sort of thing you don't want to find out about right before Halloween.
Justin Bieber And Lady Gaga To Make Times Square More Unbearable This New Year's Eve
The other day we were thinking: Times Square really doesn't get crazy enough, especially on New Year's Eve. It's like a ghost town over there! The Crossroads of the World should really be jam packed with screaming people, especially when a new year is upon us. Well, it seems the suits over at the Times Square Party Down Council had the same thought. Their solution: they've invited both Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber to perform in usually desolate area, this December 31st during something called Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve, hosted by Ryan Seacrest. This might just be crazy enough to work!
Video: Marine Sergeant Tears Cops A New One At Times Square Protest
After the NYPD clashed with demonstrators at the Occupy Wall Street protests in Times Square Saturday night, an Iraq war vet named Sgt. Shamar Thomas gave the cops a piece of his mind. It seems Thomas, who served with 3rd Light Armored Reconnaissance Battalion USMC in Iraq, didn't exactly dig the way the NYPD dealt with the crowd:
Video: Did Police Entrap Occupy Wall Street Protester In Times Square?
Yesterday, thousands of protesters descended upon Times Square and took it over for several hours during one of the biggest Occupy Wall Street rallies to date. There were 45 arrests at the mostly peaceful event, and 92 arrested altogether in NYC over the course of the weekend. But one reader sent us a video alleging that cops entrapped at least one protester. Check out the video below.
[Updates] 42 Reportedly Arrested As Occupy Wall Street Protesters Take Over Times Square
Thousands of Occupy Wall Street protesters have now begun filing into Times Square for a massive Occupation Party, in part to celebrate the spreading of OWS across the globe today. The police have begun setting up barricades to keep the protesters within certain areas, and portions of the sidewalks have become almost impassable. However, the mood around midtown is joyous—you can watch a live stream from there below, and we'll be giving live updates for the next few hours. [More Updates Below]
Where To Get Your Sukkah On This Year
If you managed to survive the great Lulav Shortage of 2011 and are ready to shake those etrogs for the Jewish holiday Sukkot, which began this week, here's where to do it:
New Public Art Piece Gives Every Performer An Audience
Starting today, aspiring stars can head to Broadway to get some faux love from a new interactive public art installation located at Anita's Way (the passageway east of Broadway that connects 42nd and 43rd Streets). Described to us as an “auto-affirmation machine," the piece will give each participant "a virtual clapping 500-person audience" as they stand under a spotlight and perform. Does standing in an alley performing for a clap track not sound depressing to you? Then head on over there! The installation will be there through November 22nd. BYO-Hugging machine to your after party.
Times Square's New Pedestrian Plazas Will Be Dark
After two years, the city is getting ready to make those Times Square plazas permanent. Which means first they've got to get their plans past the local community board. Which explains why last night architects from Snohetta Design appeared before Community Board 5's Transportation Committee to show off their $27 million preliminary plan last night and the future for the Great White Way looks...dark and glistening.
Times Square Elevator Suddenly Drops Three Floors
[Update below] Things are just falling all over New York this morning. First a building collapses onto a city bus and then an elevator in Times Square goes and unexpectedly drops three floors! About ten minutes after the Harlem building toppled, at about 9:37 a.m., an elevator in the Paramount Building in Times Square tumbled down three stories out of the blue.
The Boob Baron Of Times Square Strikes Again!
Body painter Andy Golub has been decorating topless women around NYC for years while on some sort of quest to make every woman feel like a Thundercats Easter Egg. And for the third time in recent months, he brought his artistry to Time Square, where he painted three completely nekked women yesterday. Unlike previous times, no one was arrested—the models must have remembered the G-strings.


