In case you stepped away from Fox News for a few moments over the Thanksgiving holiday, you may have missed the network's outraged condemnation of President Obama for not mentioning God in his YouTube Thanksgiving address. Ever ready to feed conservative America's insatiable hunger for vapid manufactured controversy, Fox derided the president's secular liberal godlessness with their special blend of sanctimony and contempt. And last night, the circle was completed at last when The Daily Show weighed in on this "Much Ado About Stuffing":
Video: Jon Stewart Skewers Fox News' Condemnation Of Obama's "Godless" Thanksgiving
Shoppers Spend $11.4 Billion, Debase Themselves In Record Black Friday
Despite the 9% unemployment rate, unprecedented public disillusionment and the fact that the name of the event itself conjures a pestilence that killed at least 150 million people, Americans came together to spend $11.4 billion on Black Friday, a 6.6% increase and the largest amount ever. "Still, it's just one day," ShopperTrak's founder Bill Martin tells Bloomberg News. "It remains to be seen whether consumers will sustain this behavior through the holiday shopping season." Yes, keep your fingers crossed for more appalling acts committed in the name of unchecked consumerism.
Queens Teen Killed During Violent Thanksgiving Day
A Queens teen was fatally shot in the head during a violent 24-hour period between Thanksgiving and Black Friday. According to police, 18-year-old Eric Norman was found dead of a gunshot wound to the head in the driveway of a home on Beach Channel Drive in Far Rockaway around 10 p.m. Thursday. According to the Daily News, there were seven other shootings during that 24-hour period.
Video Flashback: The 1939 Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade
Not quite ready to stop musing on thanksgiving and the parade Macy's puts on each year to celebrate it? If pics and videos from yesterday's festivities aren't enough for you, how about a trip back in time? Earlier this week we brought you pictures and and a video from the parade back in 1940, but now take a look at this lovely, recently discovered, 8mm video of the parade in 1939! Everybody is there, from Donald Duck to the Tin Man to Uncle Sam.
The Blackest Friday: Millions Of Consumers Pillage For Deals
With the effects of the tryptophan wearing off, woozy consumers across the nation assembled at shopping centers and warehouse stores to celebrate and participate in our most sacred post-Thanksgiving hangover ritual: Black Friday. El Bloombito summed up the nation's mood quite efficiently: "Es Blackegro Fridayernes! Helpayudo stimulate el economido by shoppingo till tus droppingo!"
Well Wasn't That Special: A Very Gaga Thanksgiving Happened
Some Lady Gaga with your giblets? The superstar may have kept things simple with a casserole last year, but last night she took over ABC with her 90-minute A Very Gaga Thanksgiving special (aka: a very transparent marketing ploy for the new "surprise" Gaga holiday release).
Police Shut Down Occupy Wall Street Drummers At Tense Thanksgiving Confrontation
Occupy Wall Street's Kitchen Working Group says they gave out approximately 3,000 meals yesterday as part of a Thanksgiving celebration at Zuccotti Park. Because of restrictions on large packages inside the park, the prepared meals were distributed outside the barricades, and protesters brought their plates into Zuccotti for an afternoon picnic, which was all sunshine and rainbows until the cops came in to silence the drummers.
Kermit, Sonic, Julius And More In The Skies: Photos Of 2011 Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade
Yesterday, dozens of colorful ballons and floats and over a thousand performers strutted down the 2011 Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade route to usher in the holiday season in New York City. Thousands of people lined the streets from the Upper West Side to Herald Square to catch glimpses of Supercute Hello Kitty, Sonic the Hedgehog, Pikachu, Cee Lo Green, Mary J. Blige, Santa Claus and many more. Take a look at some photographs above, as well as some videos below:
Americans Desperate For Deals Camp Out For Black Friday Sales
While tomorrow is "Black Friday," the official start of the Christmas shopping season, many retailers have been opening their doors today, on the Thanksgiving federal holiday, to give Americans a chance to spend their money without going to the 5 a.m. doorbusters and not killing workers in a stampede. And, retail experts say, it's the 99% who are the Black Friday fiends.
Videos: Sandra Lee Semi-Cooks With Jimmy Fallon
As many of you tuck into your Thanksgiving meals (or perhaps you're already taken your Thanksgiving nap and are going to have leftovers tonight!), contemplate whether you would want to have Thanksgiving with Semi-homemade guru Sandra Lee. On the one hand, Lee is charming, but, on the other, do you really want to eat something from a lady who makes lasagna with tomato soup and cream cheese? Check out these videos from last night's Late Night with Jimmy Fallon.
Takeru Kobayashi Ate 7.5 Pounds Of Turkey In 10 Minutes
Sure, Sonya Thomas may have eaten over five pounds of turkey in 10 minutes on Tuesday, but former Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest repeat champion Takeru Kobayashi ate seven and a half pounds in ten minutes yesterday in what RecordSetter.com says is a world record. Watch:
Check Out This Mini High Line Made From Thanksgiving Foods
If you have a whole bunch of extra time and food leftover from your leftovers, perhaps it's time to consider channeling your inner Martha with a little food-centric arts and crafts. And if you're going to do it, you might as well go big—figuratively—with this hyper-detailed mini High Line replica made of recycled materials and vegetable leftovers. Check out those adorable broccoli trees!
Photos, Video: Macy's Balloons Puff Up For Thanksgiving Parade
The 85th Annual Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade is about to get started (here's a map of the route) and, yesterday afternoon and night, the Upper West Side was a flurry of balloon-inflation activity. Take a look of at these photos, plus video from Joey Boots.
Eat Thanksgiving Dinner In Liberty Square With Occupy Wall Street
From 2 p.m. to 6 p.m. tomorrow, Occupy Wall Street is hosting an "open feast" for Thanksgiving in Liberty Square, where more than 3,000 individually-wrapped plates will be handed out "in accordance with New York State Health code." According to a release, the food was made possible thanks to people who have donated their kitchens, as well as restaurants who support the cause. Or, pay $78 to be a part of the 1% at Prune, but don't be surprised if your meal is mic-checked.
Dress A Turkey With Today's Adorable Google Doodle
Awww, today's Google Doodle for Thanksgiving is not only cute—it has easter eggs, too. Nothing live action today, but that's cool! Not only can you change the Google turkey's hairstyle, shoes, and feathers (or click the wing to randomize the whole thing) but if you happen upon one of the pre-approved outfits the turkey goes *poof* and gets a few more accouterments. So far we've found a pirate and a magician. Anybody get any other combos to work?
Thanksgiving In Front Of The TV: Ad Men, Zombies, And Charlie Brown
If you're not watching the pigskin being tossed around this week, you're going to need something to stare at while that tryptophan wears off. Below, an offering of mob bosses, zombies, Santa, Tim Riggins, and some chain smoking ad men.
Tips For Talking Occupy Wall Street At The Thanksgiving Table
Because you'll have to talk about SOMETHING at the Thanksgiving dinner table, here are some tips for engaging the topic of Occupy Wall Street.
What Thanksgiving Scraps Your Dog Should NOT Eat, Even If He Begs
What To Do With All Of Your Thanksgiving Leftovers
So, we all know that Thanksgiving is happening, and if you're not one of the lucky souls skipping a home-cooked meal, there's an extremely high likelihood that you will be stuck with leftovers after the actual dinner. Here's what you can do about it.
Donating Food For Thanksgiving? Hold The Sodas And Ramen
Thursday is Thanksgiving and that means not just balloon-filled parades and massive meals—it also means it is time for the annual moment where Americans across the country go "Oh, crap, we should probably give some food, time or money to the needy." But do note: as most sitcoms should have taught you by now, food pantries really need your help on days that aren't Thanksgiving or Christmas. And if you want to to give food, well, there are lots of things you probably shouldn't be giving. Like sugary drinks and junk food.
Map: Macy's 2011 Thanksgiving Parade Balloon Inflation
Macy's 85th Annual Thanksgiving Day Parade is just two days away and the parade is getting ready to show off dozens of floats; 1,600 cheerleaders/dancers/performance group members; 11 marching bands; and dozens of balloons! There are 44 "novelty/ornament balloons, balloonicles and balloonheads" plus 15 giant character balloons, like Tim Burton's B. Boy and a new Julius the Monkey balloon from Paul Frank. Here's where to see the balloon inflation tomorrow (Wednesday, 11/23):
Forget The Thanksgiving Pizza, There Is Now A Thanksgiving Burger
Can't wait to take a bite into Thanksgiving but don't want to want to get a turkey sandwich and find the idea of a Thanksgiving pizza disgusting? You've got another option and it most certainly isn't vegan-friendly. Meet the Thanksgiving burger.
Heavy Rain For The Heavy Travel Days
Puny humans, Mother Nature does not care about your Thanksgiving travel plans! In a fit of bad timing the worst weather this week by far will be Tuesday night and Wednesday, the busiest travel days of the year. A weak cold front passed through the city this morning and we'll be drying out during the day. Despite the increasing sun the temperature is going to hold steady in the lower 50s for much of the day.
This Year Flying Home For Thanksgiving Costs More, Sucks More
Today, Bloomberg news releases the shocking news that it's freaking expensive to get out of town during Thanksgiving, which is not news to anyone who's ever heard their parents say, "Of course you don't have to come home; hopefully Grandma Tilly will live long enough to see you next year."
Thanksgiving Options For The Vegetarian: From Tofurkey To Take-Out
November is National Vegan Month, so it's only fitting that we offer up some Thanksgiving options for those who don't eat meat. Suggestions for eating in, ordering in, and dining out are below. (And for the carnivorous, here's our previous roundup on where to dine on Thanksgiving, how to cook the bird, and tips for throwing your own cheap and lowbrow Thanksgiving party.)
The Times Thinks It's Tacky To Watch Football On Thanksgiving
Is watching TVnay, FOOTBALLduring Thanksgiving dinner a bad idea? Of course not! Doctors say you need at least sixteen hours of watching millionaires beat the hell out of each other every week otherwise you'll start throwing underhand and have your "man card" confiscated. Leave it to a Times reporter to endanger our national security.
What Are Your Thanksgiving Traditions? The NYPL Wants To Know
Earlier this week, we traveled backwards through time to check out the New York Public Library's fabulous collection of the Thanksgiving menus of yesteryear. Today, the NYPL is trying to archive the Thanksgiving menus that your great great grandchildren will look upon fondly. The Library is looking for photographs, stories, videos and audio clips of different Thanksgiving traditions, old and new alike, and they need your help.
Have A Slice Of Thanksgiving Early With A Thanksgiving Pizza
Yesterday we offered an easy guide to having a lowbrow Thanksgiving with all the 'fixins. But now a pizzeria in Midtown has gone and made that point moot. Because how can you go lowerbrow than Thanksgiving Pizza? The pie, by Pizza by Cer Te, features "turkey meatballs, mashed potatoes with giblet gravy, butternut squash, and cranberries" and according to Midtown Lunch it is actually edible?
You'll Have No Misgivings About These Vintage Menus From Thanksgiving
Maybe you're eating out for Thanksgiving this year, or maybe you're entertaining at home with the Best Turkey Ever. But either way, take a moment to reflect upon the Thanksgiving menus of yesteryear, culled from the fantastic menu archives at the New York Public Library.
Gothamist's Guide To The Cheapest Lowbrow Thanksgiving Ever
Thanksgiving, you might have noticed, is almost here. Which means every media outlet (us included) is bombarding you with stories about where to go to spend a fortune on a "gourmet" turkey dinner, how to cook your heritage bird just so, and how to make sure your heirloom potatoes are mashed just enough (but not too much) by whipping them at a 30° angle. And y'know what? Pluck that noise.

