By now, the entire internet knows about that vodka-soaked tampon insertion thing that teenage girls (and, uh, guys) are supposedly doing to get drunk without actually drinking. Even Stephen Colbert is warning parents about it! And while the internet has never cared about "proof" before, suddenly, one Huffington Post blogger (who is not a teenager) has decided, for reasons entirely unknown, that the world deserves to know what really happens when you shove a vodka-soaked tampon into the darkest abyss of the female anatomy. Talk about inserting yourself into the story! Or... vice versa. Spoiler alert: it burns. more ›

This photo was taken earlier today at Bridge Apothecary in DUMBO, one of the last remaining stores carrying o.b. tampons during the Great o.b. Tampon Shortage (2010 - ????). As you can see their supply has now run out, even though two weeks ago the owner was certain they'd be overflowing with boxes of the non-applicator brand in no time. In fact, Johnson & Johnson has been assuring everyone that the tampons would be back on shelves "soon"... but that's been their canned answer for months now. Can we get WikiLeaks on this? more ›

This story—and we do hope it's a story—makes the guy who complained about a snake head on his plate at TGI Friday's seem like a big fat baby: A German tourist claims that while eating steak and spinach at the Waldorf Astoria on Friday night, he bit into something you'd only expect to find on the menu at a Red Roof Inn. There's really no delicate way to put this: Axel Sanz-Claus tells ABC News that during his meal at the legendary hotel's Bull and Bear Steak House, he bit into a blood-soaked tampon. UGH: "I had it in my mouth, chewed it and nearly swallowed it," Sanz-Claus says, adding, "This is so disgusting, I've felt sick ever since." more ›