The front page of the New York Post today is all about a pastry chef whose show, "Dessert First," was canceled because her recipes were allegedly not so fresh. STOP THE PRESSES! Headline: "Food Network's 'Dessert First' star axed in recipe-copy flap: sources." The sources, as usual, are unidentified, and the "exclusive" is actually based on a single source, not plural sources, but why get bogged down in trivial details when you can lead with: "This puff-pastry princess is a purported plagiarist"? We don't want to egg on the Post, but this whipped-up scandal seems a little half-baked!
Did A Food Network Star Steal Recipes Or Is It A Slow News Day?
Head Of Scotland Yard Resigns As Phone-Hacking Revelations Multiply
The leader of London's Metropolitan Police Services, better known as Scotland Yard, resigned today. Sir Paul Stephenson stated that his job was "in danger of being eclipsed by the ongoing debate by senior offices and the media. And this can never be right." Revelations that the police agency failed to thoroughly investigate the tabloid News of the World for its part in the phone-hacking scandal, and that Scotland Yard was a "revolving door" for News Corp employees, who in some cases paid police officers for confidential information, have deeply tarnished the institution in recent days.
Ashley Dupre On Tiger Woods' Babes: "At Least I Kept My Mouth Shut"
Ashley Dupre, aka Kristen, Governor Spitzer's pricey escort, is weighing in on Tiger Woods' growing posse of alleged mistresses. She text messaged with the Post, complaining, "Here you have all these girls accepting gifts, money, trips from Tiger in exchange for sex -- all the while knowing he is married... And now they all can't wait to tell their stories in exchange for even more money from the tabloids? And I was the hooker? At least I kept my mouth shut."
Yes Man Arrested, NY Post "Flattered" by Hoax
Yes Men co-founder Andy Bichlbaum was arrested this morning while demonstrating one of the group's post-apocalyptic SurvivaBalls, described as "a self-contained living system—truly, a gated community for one. If you have a SurvivaBall, even if everyone else is dying, at least you can weather all storms." A spokesperson tells us that Bichlbaum was at Stuy Cove Park, just north of East 20th Street on the East River, wearing a SurvivaBall along with twenty others similarly ensconced. There were about 40 spectators, and so the NYPD, acting on NYC's unconstitutional parade permit law, arrived to break up the citizens' peaceful assembly.
Weiner Hearts Affleck, Chooses Hockey Over House Voting
Oh, how the Post loves ripping on Representative Anthony Weiner. In March they reveled in that "Weiner's Naughty Hottie$" story; today they're back on the bun with a little opus dubbed "Weiner's a Pucking Goof-Off." This time the non-story is about how Weiner played in his hockey league at Chelsea Piers on the same day that he skipped an April 27th House session that included three votes: A measure to reauthorize a $250 million program that last year set aside $1.8 million for New York in emergency preparedness funds, a second vote "to support the goals" of National Volunteer Week, and... the tabloid doesn't say what the third vote was. But why does Weiner want to undermine volunteers and leave New York vulnerable to emergencies?
Steve Dunleavy, Longtime Post Columnist, Retires
After over three decades at The Post and a 55-year-long career, right-wing "populist" reporter Steve Dunleavy bowed out today, explaining to readers that "when the bones get a bit creaky, you can't stay at the dance too long...I never spent a single hour at Columbia School of Journalism, except when I gave a lecture to journalism students - and I was about as popular as a fire hydrant at the Westchester dog show...Oh, yeah, I will miss those great cops and firefighters, the nutty judges and politicians and the criminal lawyers who were more colorful than an explosion in a paint factory." Here's video of Dunleavy telling the famous story of slashing his dad's tires to get a scoop.
Get Out an Extra Quarter: NY Post Raises Price to 50¢
The Post is doubling its weekday price to 50 cents. Why? It's the "result of increased production and transportation costs."

