It must be pretty rough being beautiful and rich when God doesn't answers your prayers for your handsome and rich husband to win the Super Bowl. Which is probably why supermodel Gisele Bundchen lashed out at someone who yelled, "Eli owns your husband!" after Big Blue bested the Patriots once again in the Super Bowl. The bodacious Brazilian was caught on tape saying, "You (have) to catch the ball when you’re supposed to catch the ball. My husband cannot (bleeping) throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time. I can’t believe they dropped the ball so many times."
Gisele's Post-Super Bowl Freak Out: Supermodel Defends Husband, Hates His Sucky Teammates
Supermodel Vows To Fight Her Assault Charge
Sports Illustrated supermodel Jessica White was in Manhattan Criminal Court yesterday, where she rejected a plea deal to an assault charge from last year. White has been accused of repeatedly punching another woman in the face over a cab outside the Avenue Lounge in Manhattan last October. She was charged with assault and harassment; the plea deal called for White to perform two days of community service, attend two days of anger management and pay $446 in restitution, but her lawyer vowed she would be exonerated.
Fourth Grade Model Cuter, Richer Than You'll Ever Be
A Queens nine-year-old supermodel is one of the highest paid models in the world, earning nearly $250,000 a year. Fatima Ptacek has been modeling since she was five, appeared on SNL and has been in commercials for McDonald's, Bisquick and Pillsbury Toaster Streudel. As if that wasn't enough of a shot to your ego, she is a nationally ranked gymnast, reads at the 10th-grade level, is fluent in Spanish, studies Mandarin and would give up modeling if she could go to an Ivy League college and be a lawyer. Well, at least you don't have to ask permission when you want another juice box, right?
Carla Bruni-Sarkozy Takes Manhattan
Sure, vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin is the woman all the media is following this week in NYC, but Carla Bruni-Sarkozy is a close second. The supermodel-turned-First Lady of France has full schedule this week as her husband President Nicolas Sarkozy attends the United Nations General Assembly.

