Superman is currently atop the statue of George Washington in Union Square. And it appears that he needs a man bun. Twitter users and our handy police blotter note that a large crowd has gathered around Superman, who may or may not be shouting something about freeing humanity. Oh get a job, Superman! We know print media's in a tough spot right now but if you send your resume to BuzzFeed Ben he may bite.
[UPDATE] Happening Now: Superman Mounts Horse At Union Square
Time Lapse Video: What Does Superman See When He Flies Over The Earth?
Have you ever laid down in the grass and found yourself in a staring-contest with the stars, wondering what Superman, Silver Surfer and Jeebus see when they fly over the Earth? Now you can get an idea in the very cool time lapse video below. Over 600 photos were taken from the front of the International Space Station as it orbited the planet at night. The video, assembled by science educator James Drake, begins over the Pacific Ocean and continues over North and South America—you can see cities lit up like Lite-Bright pushpins and flashing blue storms—before entering daylight near Antarctica.
Superman Pleads Guilty, Gets Married, Launches Art Career
You'll recall that in the summer of 2009, Gotham's citizens were besieged by a pair of freakish vigilantes who called themselves the "Bat Man" and the "Super Man." After months spent terrifying tourists in Times Square, the police finally cracked down on the super-zeros, booking them on a charge of "performing in costume in public" without a license. Batman withdrew back into his cave, but Superman continued to thumb his nose at Gotham's Finest, and was collared again at Columbus Circle. Well, yesterday the Man of Steel had his day in court, and it seems he's changed a lot since then.
Thief Tries To Steal $11,000 Captain Marvel Comic
Between the steampunk Iron Mans and accordion-playing Boba Fetts at New York Comic Con last weekend, there was one supposed criminal mastermind lurking in the crowd. Richard Turner has been charged with grand larceny after attempting to steal a rare $4,000 copy of Action Comics #11 and an $11,000 copy of Whiz Comics #1, featuring the first appearance of Captain Marvel. But comics vendor Matt Nelson swooped into action, getting a chance at crime-fighter glory and the hyperbolic speech that goes along with it.
Eliot "Superman" Spitzer Steamrolled 3 Hookers in 1 Day
In retrospect, Jane's Addiction's early-'90s power ballad "Whores" ("I love them whores 'cuz they never judge you") seems as if it was destined to be Eliot Spitzer's theme song. We all knew the Luv Gov enjoyed his sexytime with the prostitutes, but wow: According to Peter Elkind's book "Rough Justice: The Rise and Fall of Eliot Spitzer," Spitzer once summoned three prostitutes, one after the other, in a single day. The book isn't supposed to go on sale until next week, but the Post obtained a copy, and here's one salacious excerpt:
Videos: Superman Arrested AGAIN! See Man of Steel Squeal!
Looks like they're going to need a cell with Kryptonite bars. After arresting a Bronx man dressed as Superman in Times Square last week, the very same Man of Steel was back on the streets last night, and cops quickly collared him in Columbus Circle. And once again, it's not exactly clear what Maksim Katsnelson did to initiate the arrest (police say he was playing in traffic) but after watching him squirm and shriek like a stuck pig in the videos below, you can see why he was charged with resisting arrest. A freelance photographer who snapped a great shot of Superman leaving court today with his mother and father tells City Room that during his court appearance, Katsnelson "was generally presenting himself as a civil rights-minded humanist, and he does these things to protest authoritarianism."
Video: Superman Arrested! Times Square Cops Cuff Man Of Steel With Zeal
Inevitably, video has surfaced of last week's altercation between the NYPD and two men in Times Square dressed as Superman and Batman. You'll recall that police approached the men to inquire whether they had permits to perform in public, and when they failed to produce permits or ID, the Bronx man dressed as Superman, Maksim Katsnelson, ran off yelling, "I'm not getting arrested!" The police routinely order buskers to disperse from popular tourist areas, although it is technically legal to perform in most public places without amplification, as long as one isn't disrupting pedestrian flow.
Gotham Cops Collar Vigilante Batman, Superman In Times Square!
At long last, Gotham's police force has taken action to save the city from two reckless vigilante "superheroes" who have been terrorizing citizens with their lawless brand of street justice. Yesterday a group of doughty NYPD officers—fed up with the costly destruction unleashed upon our fair city by those masked outlaws "Batman" and "Superman"—spotted the two renegade freaks in Times Square and attempted to bring them to justice. According to The New York Post, officers tried booking the super-zeros on a charge of "performing in costume in public" without a license—but the only thing these two clowns were performing was civil disobedience.
"Trick-or-Treat Bandits" Hit Long Island Home
Terrible trick: Police say that three men, wearing Halloween costumes, robbed a Merrick home. When the owner, whose wife and child were not home, opened the door, the robbers made their way in and struck him on the head. A police officer said, "As he opened his door, he saw he was about to be rushed, and he is rushed by Superman and two people who were following him." One of the robbers also showed a gun. The three men took cash and "went through other belongings", and then tied up the owner before leaving. The owner, who had a minor laceration to the hand according to WABC 7, managed to free himself and go to a neighbor for help. Nassau police are asking for people with information to call 1-800-244-TIPS.

