If there's a reason that Irene somehow failed to live up to the hype, perhaps it's because she was just too damn relaxed. Reader Bryan B sends us these photos of detritus washed ashore at Stuyvesant Cove Park this morning, and as he points out, "Apparently she was kinda lonely as evinced by the dildo among the debris." Hey now Bryan: a self-respecting low pressure storm system need not be "lonely" to have a little fun. Presumably she was using it to get off while watching the closure of the MTA: "Ohhh YEAH, you SEND those trains and buses back to their depots. TELL me how long it's gonna take for you to get to work tomorrow!"
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Irene Caught Pleasuring Herself In The East River
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If you aren't at a BBQ, aren't watching the fireworks or a big budget summer movie...below are some options for you. Whatever you do, though, bring sparklers!
Developing a Plan for the East River Waterfront in Midtown
One casualty of MAS's proposal would be the Robert Moses Playground, home of the East End Hockey Association. The mostly featureless lot hosts the local roller hockey league, which is claiming that Robert Moses Playground is the only area of its type on the East Side that it can use. MAS is proposing that the playground be traded to the U.N., which would build a 35-story tower on the land, in exchange for waterfront access to complete the greenway.
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READING: The wonderful Paragraph, a downtown writers' haven, is hosting a roof deck reading, which is a pretty sweet way to get a good view and some good stories at the same time. The reading, which features Mohammed Naseeu Ali (), will actually be held on the roof deck at Clay, the spa next door to Paragraph on 14th street. Wine and cheese at Paragraph will follow the reading. - Krissa Corbett Cavouras
Gothamist Band of the Week: Japanther
One of the most well respected and truly underground bands in New York, Japanther rarely play traditional venues. You find them in warehouses, lofts, restaurants, basements, bedrooms, bathrooms...anywhere you can squeeze two guys, a bit of equipment, and a mass of sweaty fans. The Bass and Drum Art/Noise/Punk duo are one of the most revered live acts in New York, and this weekend we have two chances to see them. On Saturday, they are playing the Billyburg Short Film Festival at McCarren Pool with MC Michael Showalter. Then Sunday they're playing The Solar-Powered CitySol Festival at Stuyvesant Cove Park. Make it your beeswax to get to one of these shows.
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