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Video: Bjork And Her Hair Perform On Colbert

Video: Bjork And Her Hair Perform On Colbert

Adorable Icelandic siren Bjork appeared on Stephen Colbert last night in anticipation of her 10-date NYC residency. The two discussed a bit about time travel, the interactive iPad component of her recent album Biophilia ("Why sully music with something as ugly as science?"), and her belief in (and respect for) the elves. Somehow despite her hyperspatial-Euclidean fizziness, Colbert didn't once mention the red brillo beehive-like wig elephant in the room. Below, check out the interview as well as an iPad-aided performance of "Cosmogony." more ›

Video: Stephen Colbert Super PAC Raised Over $1 Million

Video: Stephen Colbert Super PAC Raised Over $1 Million

Stephen Colbert's Super PAC, Americans for a Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow, has raised $1,023,121.24, according to documents filed yesterday with the FEC [pdf]. In a letter accompanying the filing, the group's treasurer writes: "Stephen Colbert, President of ABTT, has asked that I quote him as saying, ''Yeah! How you like me now, F.E.C? I'm rolling seven digits deep! I got 99 problems but a non-connected independent-expenditure only committee ain't one!' I would like it noted for the record that I advised Mr. Colbert against including that quote." more ›

Video: Samuel L. Jackson Narrates Latest Stephen Colbert Super PAC Ad

Video: Samuel L. Jackson Narrates Latest Stephen Colbert Super PAC Ad

Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart continued their satirical assault on the ridiculous "loopchasms" in the Federal Election Commission laws on super PACs yesterday. The Definitely Not Coordinating With Stephen Colbert Super PAC released a new attack ad narrated by Samuel L. Jackson, who warns voters to support Herman Cain and not that "East Coast Hollywood Elite who is exploring a run for President of the United States of South Carolina." Jackson has had just about enough of his shenanigans: “I have had it with these money-grubbing superPACs messing with our Monday to Friday elections.” After all, you can't trust a man with a silent "T" in his name. more ›

Videos: Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert Hilariously Mock Super PACs

Videos: Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert Hilariously Mock Super PACs

In case you still had any illusions about super PACs and how they're run, Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert continued their satirical assault on the ridiculous "loopchasms" in the Federal Election Commission laws, and thoroughly mocked the hell out of them in segments on both comedians' shows last nights. First, Colbert visited The Daily Show to not-coordinate with Stewart on the latest attack ads from The Definitely Not Coordinating With Stephen Colbert Super PAC. He stated plainly to no one in particular through a cardboard TV screen: "Nation, I am calling on the Super PAC not to run vicious character assassination ads that impugn and borderline slander any candidate—if in any way those ads can be traced back to me." more ›

Stephen Colbert Polls Better Than Entire GOP Field, Will Run As Herman Cain

Stephen Colbert Polls Better Than Entire GOP Field, Will Run As Herman Cain

In what will surely be fodder for his show tonight, a PPP poll released today shows Stephen Colbert beating all of the Republican candidates in favorability, with 36% to Mitt Romney's 35%. But in a race for president, Colbert earns 13% of the vote to Obama's 41% and Romney's 38%. And because Colbert supporters tend to lean towards Obama, a third-party Colbert candidacy would mean he'd hurt the president's chances. Will Romney start funneling money to Americans For A Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow? more ›

Watch Mario Batali Feed Jon Stewart "Pre-Chewed" Food On The Daily Show

Watch Mario Batali Feed Jon Stewart "Pre-Chewed" Food On The Daily Show

Last week Stephen Colbert handed over the reins of his super PAC—Citizens for a Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow—to Jon Stewart so that he could focus on exploring a possible run for "president of the United States of South Carolina." Election laws don't allow Colbert to coordinate with Stewart on how to spend all that money, so it's up to The Daily Show host to decipher Colbert's intentions from his public statements. And after watching Colbert's statements on "This Week," he deduced that the money would best be spent hiring Mario Batali to cook a delicious meal for him—and then pay double for the chef to "pre-chew" the food and deposit it into Stewart's gaping mouth. Yes, really: more ›

Video: Colbert Super PAC Rips Mitt Romney, The Serial (Corporation) Killer

Video: Colbert Super PAC Rips Mitt Romney, The Serial (Corporation) Killer

This week, Stephen Colbert handed over the reins of his super PAC—Citizens for a Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow—to good buddy Jon Stewart so that he could focus on exploring a possible run for "president of the United States of South Carolina.” Almost immediately, The Definitely Not Coordinated With Stephen Colbert Super PAC started buying up air time in South Carolina—and today, they released their first attack ad, which ripped Mitt Romney over his "corporations are people" comment. And the whole thing is narrated by John Lithgow! Watch below. more ›

Video: Colbert To Explore Fake Running For President!

Video: Colbert To Explore Fake Running For President!

As was expected, Stephen Colbert announced he was forming “an exploratory committee to lay the groundwork” for his “possible candidacy for president of the United States of South Carolina” on his show last night. And this fake presidential run is bound to be as serious and hilarious as Donald Trump's was! But before he could do so, he had to settle some business with his super PAC, Citizens for a Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow—and that's where Jon Stewart came in. Watch below. more ›

Video: Will Colbert Announce "Presidential Run" Tonight?

Video: Will Colbert Announce "Presidential Run" Tonight?

Native South Carolinian Stephen Colbert—who spent a good amount of time in December trying to acquire the naming rights to the South Carolina primary (“The Colbert Nation Super PAC Presidential Primary")—has been flirting with entering the Republican race for quite awhile. But on his show last night, he took a step closer to sealing the deal after a new South Carolina Republican primary poll found him beating out legitimate candidate Jon Huntsman. “I’m sorry Gov. Huntsman. I guess the Colbert bump reflected off of you and bounced back to me. That happens in the rare instances when my guests are whiter than I am,” he said. more ›

Poll: 67% Of South Carolina Voters Believe "Only People Are People"

Poll: 67% Of South Carolina Voters Believe "Only People Are People"

Last month, Stephen Colbert's Super PAC, Americans for A Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow, attempted to sponsor South Carolina's GOP primary with a $500,000 donation. "Of course, I can’t offer that kind of no-strings-attached-money without getting something in return," Colbert wrote in an op/ed for The State, and in exchange for the money, he asked that his name be placed on the ballot and the primary itself, and that voters also be asked about corporate personhood. Alas, the state's GOP declined to take the bait, but PPP polled voters anyway: 33% of likely voters think that "corporations are people," while 67% believe "only people are people." Look for Jim DeMint to be unseated by Senator Bojangles in 2016. more ›

Video: Colbert Praises Bloomberg For Caesarean Removal Of Occupy Wall Street Protesters

Video: Colbert Praises Bloomberg For Caesarean Removal Of Occupy Wall Street Protesters

Last night, Stephen Colbert "celebrated" the decampments of Occupy Wall Street encampments across the country, most prominently in Zuccotti Park yesterday. He had particular joy in parsing Mayor Bloomberg's mid-day speech in which he rationalized the removal of protesters—because after all, even George Washington knew that the First Amendment wasn't an absolute right: "The Founders never intended indefinite free speech. They assumed after two weeks any protest would be wiped out by small pox." more ›

Video: Colbert Blasts Occupy Wall Street Reps For "Dehumanizing" Corporations

Video: Colbert Blasts Occupy Wall Street Reps For "Dehumanizing" Corporations

Last night, "in a surprise twist," Stephen Colbert shared part two of his visit to Occupy Wall Street, in which he tries to make his Colbert Super PAC "playaz" with the "occupyaz." The story picks up right where it left off Monday, up in Colbert's penthouse hotel suite overlooking Zuccotti Park, where the host tries his best to persuade two Occupy Wall Street representatives to agree to a "co-occupation"—with Colbert as the new leader of this "cult." more ›

Stephen Colbert Infiltrates Occupy Wall Street Dressed As Che Guevara

Stephen Colbert Infiltrates Occupy Wall Street Dressed As Che Guevara

On The Colbert Report last night Stephen decided he wanted "in" on this Occupy Wall Street action, in hopes that he could co-opt it the way Dick Armey branded himself as Mister Tea Party. And so Colbert took the limo down to Zuccotti Park dressed as Che Guevera, so he could blend in. But soon after he arrived, those corporate masters on Wall Street decided to unleash a thunderstorm onto the protesters and Colbert, who fought back with the best means at their disposal: a dance party. more ›

Videos: Jon Stewart Scolds Protester For Crapping On NYPD Car, Colbert Armed With DIY Pepper Spray

Videos: Jon Stewart Scolds Protester For Crapping On NYPD Car, Colbert Armed With DIY Pepper Spray

Last night The Daily Show and The Colbert Report returned from one of their frequent vacations (hey, you try being funny four days a week!) and dove right into the Occupy Wall Street coverage. Neither segment was as hilaaaairious as one might expect, but each had their moments—particularly when Jon Stewart summoned a protester over to the dreaded "Camera 3" to chastise him for defecating on an NYPD car: more ›

Jon Stewart, Everyone Else, Reacts To Christie's Non-Announcement

Jon Stewart, Everyone Else, Reacts To Christie's Non-Announcement

Yesterday, Chris Christie confirmed that he was not going to be running for the job of President of the United States (at least not in 2012). But with Christie confirming what he's been saying for ages, where does that leave political pundits? Licking their wounds and reviewing the tape. And luckily, yesterday's press conference had lots of good tape to review! more ›

Video: Stephen Colbert Doesn't Get These Utterly Reasonable Wall Street Protesters!

Video: Stephen Colbert Doesn't Get These Utterly Reasonable Wall Street Protesters!

Since Saturday, a coalition of left-leaning groups such as Adbusters and Anonymous have been occupying Wall Street as a mass protest aimed at the corporate culture of greed. Many protesters, who have taken to camping outside of the Financial District, have been arrested for various questionable offenses (such as wearing masks). Last night, Stephen Colbert covered the occupation, and was shocked to find out how little hippie "argle-bargle" there was. Most of the protesters seemed utterly reasonable—although he was able to find one "nut job in a burlap sack with a squirrel hat and goggles that does performance art and puppet shows in the subway." Watch below: more ›

Video: Tom Brokaw Was Doing Yoga On Morning of September 11

Video: Tom Brokaw Was Doing Yoga On Morning of September 11

"Were you wearing yoga pants, the type that are really sexy and tied up top and flare out at the knee?" Colbert asks. more ›

Gerard Depardieu's Medical Excuse For Peeing All Over Plane

Gerard Depardieu's Medical Excuse For Peeing All Over Plane

Earlier this week, French actor Gerard Depardieu peed all over an airplane in Paris, a story that made headlines around the world. Today, he apologized for the incident, kind of, using a spokesman to blame the whole thing on his prostate. more ›

Video: Stephen Colbert Applauds NY Post Hooker Stock Market Cover

Video: Stephen Colbert Applauds NY Post Hooker Stock Market Cover

Last night Stephen Colbert took a moment to analyze yesterday's NY Post cover, which featured a woman in a red dress seductively smoking a cigarette next to the headline "Crazy stox like a hooker's drawers, UP, DOWN, UP." As Colbert explains, it makes perfect sense, and he thinks more NY Post covers should explore this prostitute/"drawers" analogy: more ›

Video: Colbert Warns Free Birth Control Will Wipe Out America, Just Like It Wiped Out The Dinosaurs

Video: Colbert Warns Free Birth Control Will Wipe Out America, Just Like It Wiped Out The Dinosaurs

Earlier this week, the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services announced that health insurance companies will no longer be able to charge co-payments, co-insurance, or a deductible for women’s preventive services, including birth control. But on his show last night, Stephen Colbert waded through all the socialist double-speak to get at the heart of why the Affordable Care Act is so very wrong: "A woman's health decisions are a private matter between her priest and her husband." Watch the hilarious segment below: more ›

Video: Colbert Blows "The Lid Off Of Rock" At The High Line

Video: Colbert Blows "The Lid Off Of Rock" At The High Line

Stephen Colbert and Jack White showed up at the High Line today to sell copies of Colbert's new single—and they also performed the new song (as well as a harmonized Star-Spangled Banner). Watch below! more ›

Stephen Nation Army: Colbert And Jack White Selling Records At The High Line Today

Stephen Nation Army: Colbert And Jack White Selling Records At The High Line Today

Stephen Colbert has been celebrating StePhest Colbchella '011 all week, with musical guests ranging from Bon Iver to Talib Kweli to Florence and the Machine. The biggest highlight of the week was Colbert's multi-part interview with Jack White, which led to Colbert's rock and roll comeback single, "Charlene II (I'm Over You)." And you can pick up the single today directly from Colbert and White at the High Line! more ›

Videos: Stewart Goes Soft On Weiner, Colbert Goes Hard

Videos: Stewart Goes Soft On Weiner, Colbert Goes Hard
     

Even though Rep. Anthony Weiner confessed his various sextracurricular activities right before The Daily Show was set to tape, the comedy news program Tweeted, "Yes, we will be "covering" #ShirtlessWeiner tonight on the show! No story breaks too late for 'The Best F***ing News Team on the Planet'!" And Jon Stewart did discuss the story. While he was outraged—"The most upsetting thing about having a friend caught in a scandal of this nature is finding out that he's packing jumbo heat and that's he's ripped. I can't believe that this guy and I are the same f***ing age," adding that when he wakes up, he looks like Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, right after capture—but it was actually pretty tame. So Stephen Colbert picked up the slack. more ›

Video: Rex Ryan Tackles Sunsets On Colbert Report

Video: Rex Ryan Tackles Sunsets On Colbert Report

Noted motivational speaker and snack enthusiast Rex Ryan turned up on The Colbert Report last night to talk about his new memoir, "Play It Like You Mean It." You can watch the interview below, including this gem: "You ever look at a sunset and say, 'I'd like to see somebody tackle that'?" more ›

Stephen Colbert Becomes Unlikely Street Art Subject

Stephen Colbert Becomes Unlikely Street Art Subject

Is Stephen Colbert the new Campbell's Soup Can? He is on 14th Street, where Hey, It's Cat spotted this piece of street art on a mailbox between 8th and 9th avenues. Colbert's network approves, over at Comedy Central Insider they write, "Honestly, it's some of the best vandalism I've ever seen that doesn't involve an unchaste lady's phone number." more ›

Video: Stephen Colbert Declares James Franco His "Renaissance Nemesis"

Video: Stephen Colbert Declares James Franco His "Renaissance Nemesis"

Last night America's Overachiever, James Franco, faced off with Stephen Colbert—who called the actor his "renaissance nemesis," or "renainemesis." In the below videos watch as James easily manipulates Colbert with his dashing smile and Tolkien knowledge—he eventually even convinces the host to hire him as the show's art consultant. more ›

Video: Colbert, Fallon, Knicks City Dancers Do "Friday"

Video: Colbert, Fallon, Knicks City Dancers Do "Friday"
     

Stephen Colbert and Jimmy Fallon are Best Friends For Six Months (BFFSMs), so it's no surprise that they have been showing up on each others shows, having a couple laughs together. After Colbert auctioned off his portrait for Donor's Choose charity for $26,000, he announced that Fallon would be matching that amount with his own donation...without asking Fallon first. So last week, Fallon challenged his audience to donate $26,000, and if they did, Colbert would perform Rebecca Black's ubiquitous "Friday" on his program. Of course, he didn't ask Colbert first either. But last night, Colbert donned his best suit, kicked it in the front seat, kicked it in the back seat, and crooned the song with help from The Roots, Fallon, Taylor Hicks and the Knicks City Dancers. Fun fun fun fun! Check the video out below: more ›

The Daily Show, The Colbert Report Back On Hulu

The Daily Show, The Colbert Report Back On Hulu

Hoorah! For those of you who end up watching The Daily Show and The Colbert Report online or who send links of amusing clips (WYNGZ, anyone) to pals, you no longer need to submit to the Comedy Central video player, because the two political satire shows are back on Hulu as of last night! more ›

Video: Tiger Mother Bares Teeth, Laughs On Colbert Report

Video: Tiger Mother Bares Teeth, Laughs On Colbert Report

Chinese-American mother, Yale professor, watercooler topic, and modern Asian-Americans' bete noire Amy Chua appeared on the Colbert Report last night to discuss her parenting memoir, Battle Hymn of the Tiger Mother, which is #4 on Amazon.com and #5 on the NY Times hardcover non-fiction list, marking 2 1/2 weeks since the controversy-stirring excerpt from the book was printed in the Wall Street Journal under the title "Why Chinese Mothers Are Superior." On the show, Chua maintained her book was parody, "It's supposed to be funny, it's a self-parody." more ›

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