Time to switch parties? According to a new survey of single Americans, "Single Conservative Republicans are more likely to achieve orgasm during sex (53%) than individuals of any other political party, while Liberal Democrats were the least likely (40%)." On the other hand? "Single Conservative Republicans also had the least sex in the last 12 months." So: fewer fornicators, but more orgasms! Vote Republican, and you're voting for efficiency.
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Survey Says: Republicans Orgasm More Than Everyone Else
Ladies: It's Probably Your Fault If You're Single
Good news/bad news time ladies. The good: it turns out that all those reports that single ladies outnumber single men in NYC have been greatly exaggerated. According to a new StatsBee column from the city's Economic Development Corporation, there are more never-married single men than women between the ages 20 and 34. Bad news: that means you can't blame the fact you're single on a lack of single men.
41.7% Of NYC's Women Have Never Been Married
Uh-oh—did this woman who became the laughingstock of China because of her extremely specific demands for a potential husband realize that moving to New York City for her soul mate search might be ill advised? It seems the Big Apple is actually the United States' top city for unmarried women. WNYC looked at census data and spells it out: "34.8 percent of New York women 15 and over were never married. At the other end of the never married women spectrum was Wyoming, where only 20.7 percent of women have never married. Within New York City those statistics are higher than the state-wide. Never-married women make up 41.7 percent of the population, up from 38.7 percent in 2006. For men, the figures are even more dramatic: 46.7 percent have never been married, up from 43.4 percent in 2006." Singletons, UNITE!
Lady Rikers Guards Still Can't Keep Their Hands Off Sexy Prisoners
Just because you can't dress up sexy to visit Rikers Island anymore doesn't mean you can't get frisky if you work there instead. A female corrections officer was just busted for having sex with a male inmate...again.
Beyoncé Rocked the Plaza, Bedford Ave.
Hey, have you had that "Single Ladies" song by Beyoncé in your head? No? Well consider yourself immensely fortunate, and then get ready to have it lodged in there until well after the end of days. The recently-married performer was on the Today show in her spandex unitard belting it out bright n' early this morning. Enjoy!
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