The last mayor to live in Gracie Mansion—the home of the mayor of New York City since Fiorello La Guardia moved in in 1942—was Rudy Giuliani. And if our current billionaire mayor from Boston has his way, Rudy'll remain the last. After a Journal story yesterday suggested the next mayor might reside in the storied building (designated by Robert Moses for the job holder), Hizzoner got all huffy and expressed his opinion that it would be so "wrong" for a mayor to move into the building. Seriously, doesn't everyone have a multimillion dollar townhouse or two? more ›

The Jamba Juice at 5th Avenue and 42nd Street was robbed at gunpoint yesterday morning. The robbery was a case of (peach) perfection with cops arriving in time to spot the assailant, but not able to capture him when he fled as swiftly as a (strawberry) surf rider. During the robbery, two employees on duty were given a (protein berry) workout as the robber, described as a six-foot tall black man, (chocolate) moo'd them to the back room. He then cleared out the cash register and safe while he likely achieved a state of (strawberry) nirvana. Despite being armed, no (wheatgrass) shots were fired and the thief can now only hope for some form of immunity (boost) if he is caught. more ›

Clearly not satisfied with just $10,000 for the unwitting "borrowing" of her fur coat, a Columbia student has sued starlet Lindsay Lohan for "unspecified damages," citing Lohan's "intentional, oppressive and malicious" actions. more ›

After a Columbia student informed the Post that troubled starlet Lindsay Lohan borrowed--without permission--an $11,000 mink, the Post put the story on its cover yesterday, exposing the ugly truth of the fabulous: You may be going to a private party at an exclusive lounge, but you're still putting your coat into a communal coat bin. more ›