Heaven, is that you? (Getty) Imagine a New York City without sidewalk dining. Imagine Paris without bistro tables lining its sidewalks. Imagine having to eat every meal, drink every glass of wine, down every cup of...

Sheeple (Photograph by Harris Graber on Flickr) Sidewalk cafes: where creepy internet people congregate to let strangers leer at their meals while cabs blow toxic fumes into their bolognese. For some reason, New Yorkers love these...