Hey, whatever happened to the "Sexy Banker"? You know, the ex-Citigroup employee who looked like "tits on a stick" and gave us nine full days of wonderful summer fluff and filler? Well, she's busy trying to not be famous by turning down television opportunities and an offer from Playboy. As she posed in yet another tight-fitting blazer for the Daily News, Debrahlee Lorenzana told them, "I don't want to be famous. I try to stay away from that." more ›

In a shrewd move, the Discovery Health network will rebroadcast Debrahlee Lorenzana's plastic surgery adventure "IN A SATURDAY NIGHT PRIMETIME EVENT ON DISCOVERY HEALTH." It all goes down this Saturday night from 7 p.m. to 11 p.m., and they will air the entire 2003 series, which profiles the inner workings of America's largest plastic surgery clinic, the Long Island Plastic Surgery Group. According to the press release, "Lorenzana’s dramatic before and after transformation is chronicled, offering an intimate insight into her motivation to seek and undergo cosmetic surgery." (SPOILER: "Tits on a stick.") Below, a nine minute excerpt from the must-see-teevee. more ›

As the sexy banker saga entered its ninth day, the NY Post dispatched a reporter to stake out Debrahlee Lorenzana's current place of business, a Chase bank branch in Williamsburg. We've just received reports that Lorenzana reported to work this morning wearing a tight-fitting black dress, shiny black stilettos with bright red soles, and carrying a red handbag. It's unclear exactly what tasks Lorenzana is performing at this hour, but we'll update you the moment we find out what she's eating for lunch. But there is this vital tidbit: more ›

Can you believe it was just last Wednesday when banker Debrahlee Lorenzana sauntered into our lives, with many photographs of her posing in sexy and business outfits? Lorenzana has gone from claiming that Citibank fired her because she was too hot for her colleagues to do their work to appearing on morning television and claiming that her current employer, JPMorganChase, wants her to shut up. Now what? more ›

Everybody loves a "controversial" story featuring lots of clickable photos of an attractive woman, so obviously the rest of the local media has jumped on the Village Voice cover story about the Citigroup business banker who says she was fired because her male supervisors found her distracting. There's not much new here that wasn't covered already, but Debbie Lorenzana does give a couple good quotes to the Daily News. "I can't help it that I have curves," she says. "And I'm not going to go eat and gain 50 or 100 pounds because my job wants me to be the same size as everyone else." That's right, we're all a bunch of fat asses. more ›