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You would have thought Delilah shaved Samson's head again after the breathless reports of Britney Spears shaved her head Friday night. Apparently the pop singer-mother-train wreck did the deed before going to a Sherman Oaks tattoo parlor and giving the tabloids something to pun about.

If there is one good thing about the paparazzi, it might be their rabid attempts to document the life of Britney Spears. Because that's what might save little Sean Preston Federline. After two photographed of incidents of baby-in-car negligence, plus reports that California child welfare workers went to her house to check up on her (after a helper dropped the baby on the head or something close to that), the NY Post plasters a picture of Britney and a near-falling Sean Preston on the cover and details a terrible series of events:

The baby-bobbling bungle began at about 6 p.m., as the "Not That Innocent" pop tart left the Ritz-Carlton Hotel on Central Park South, holding her kid, Sean Preston, and what witnesses said was a tumbler of water and ice.

Continue reading "Calling ACS - Britney's Baby is in Danger!"

If you've ever wanted to see Britney Spears naked, now's your chance (at least until a tape of her having sex comes out) and all in the name of art. One minor detail, it's a sculpture and she's birthing. On the plus side, it's life size. The artwork is coming to Williamsburg for a two week show at Capla Kestin Fine Art. The piece, titled "Monument to Pro-Life: The Birth of Sean Preston," supposedly celebrates Spears' "decision of placing family before career" and "honors Britney for the rarity of her choice and bravery of her decision." Gallery organizers and pro-life activists claim that the sculpture is the first pro-life "monument to birth."