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Finally, a gift for our many friends who are huge Brooklyn boosters AND huge fans of alternative erotica. Marty Markowitz, we're looking at you! Presenting the I Heart Brooklyn Girls Calendar:

One of the most popular ways to jump start the holiday season is a visit to Macy's Santaland, which is why Gothamist generally avoids the place. This year, however, with Gothamist baby in the picture, it seemed like just the thing. (Spoiler alert: Santa myths exploded below.)

- Or, take his family to see Santa at Macy's in Herald Square, sit on Santa's lap and tell him "what a bad boy he has been."Or else, "the head will be 'handed to our renegade elves at the North Pole and used to make wooden toy dolls for the boys and girls of New York City next Christmas.'" And the group brilliantly included photographs of the doll being menaced by a candy cane!