More details are coming out about the questionable actions of former representative Eric "Salty Old Sailor" Massa, who resigned over allegations of sexual harassment last month. A former aide has filed an official sexual harassment complaint against Massa, saying he "routinely made gestures implying that he wanted oral sex, and made crude propositions requesting oral sex from his employees." As if that wasn't sleazy enough, he also apparently hit on a bartender at services for a dead Marine.
Massa Allegedly Hit On Bartender At Wake For Marine
Video: Seinfeld On Weekend Update To "Really!?!" Massa
Last night, Jerry Seinfeld, NBC's maybe savior, appeared on Saturday Night Live's Weekend Update to join Seth Meyers to question recently resigned Congressman Eric Massa's decision making process. One line from Seinfeld: "I can't stop thinking, if that's snorkeling, what's scuba diving?"
House Votes For Massa Probe Amidst New Allegations
The House voted 402-1 to urge its ethics committee to continue investigating allegations of sexual harassment involving former Democratic Rep. Eric Massa. Republicans accused top-ranking Democrats of ignoring the allegations against the resigned southwestern New York representative who purportedly groped and tickled male staffers and interns, used "inappropriate" words in conversations with aides, and attempted to "snorkel" a former roommate.
"Salty Old Sailor" Accused Of "Snorkeling" Navy Roommate
Although former Rep. Eric Massa has been abandoned by conservative pundits, new reports indicate he's still a teabagger. Men who served in the Navy with the former Congressman claim Massa repeatedly made unwanted advances toward subordinates, including one instance involving "snorkeling"—a maneuver "performed by placing your testicles over the eyes of your partner, forming a mask," according to Urban Dictionary.
Massa: Nothing Sexual, Just Tickle Fights
Recently-resigned Rep. Eric Massa insists he "did nothing sexual" with his staff, but he admits he tickled them, sent them "inappropriate" text messages, and told one aide he should be "fracking" him. Just hours after news broke that Massa was under investigation for groping male aides, the former New York Congressman told Glenn Beck: "Now they are saying I groped a male staffer. Yeah, I did. Not only did I grope him. I tickled him until he couldn't breathe, and then four guys jumped on top of me. It was my 50th birthday. It was kill the old guy. You can take anything out of context."
Report: Massa Groped Three Male Staffers
Before he resigned from office, former Rep. Eric Massa was reportedly under investigation for allegedly groping three male staffers, as well as incidents of improper conduct with interns and aides. The southwestern New York Congressman has said he stepped down for a number of reasons including his health, his "salty" language, and because Democratic leaders had launched a conspiracy to force him from the House before the healthcare vote. White House officials have called those allegations "ridiculous."
White House: Former Rep. Massa Is A "Fracking" Liar
Obama administration officials rejected former Rep. Eric Massa's claims he was forced out of office because he opposed healthcare legislation—not because he was facing sexual harassment allegations for telling a male staffer the two of them ought to be "fracking." White House press secretary Robert Gibbs said Massa's claims aren't credible because he keeps giving different reasons for his resignation, including his health, his "salty" language, and now a Democratic conspiracy. "I think this whole story is ridiculous. I think the latest excuse is silly and ridiculous," Gibbs said.
Massa To Staffer: "I Really Ought To Be...Fracking You"
Rep. Eric Massa says the allegations of sexual harassment that forced him to announce his resignation stem from an incident at a wedding reception in which he told a male staffer: "[W]hat I really ought to be doing is fracking you." Massa—an ardent supporter of single-payer healthcare and opponent of the current healthcare bill—admitted the statement was "inappropriate," but said Democratic leaders launched an ethics probe against him in an effort to convince him to resign before the vote on healthcare.
Rep. Eric Massa Resigns Over Harassment Allegations
Facing allegations he had harassed a male staffer, Democratic Congressman and self-described "salty old sailor" Eric Massa has announced he will resign. In a statement posted on his website, the first-term southwestern New York representative acknowledged his statements made a member of his staff feel "uncomfortable," and stated: "I own this reality ... I want to make something perfectly clear. My difficulties are of my own making. Period."
Ethics Scandals Hit Democrats At A Bad Time
It's not a good time to be a Democratic politician. With elections just eight months away and Democratic leaders already under scrutiny for their positions on healthcare and the economy, ethics scandals involving Gov. Paterson, Rep. Charlie Rangel and Rep. Eric Massa have given Republicans another way to attack their rivals.

