Incase you had already forgotten about the Real Housewives of New York City, the newest one, Kelly Bensimon, is fighting her way to headlines! The NY Post reports that the "6-foot-tall, 40-year-old former model, horse fancier and one-time marathon runner got into a fight last week with her boyfriend, 30-year-old Nick Stefanov, and clocked him, giving him a black eye and opening a blood-gushing gash on his left cheek." Stefanov fled and reported the beating to the 5th Precinct, landing Bensimon with a misdemeanor third-degree assault and a March 31st court date (she's currently denying the charges). The two recently engaged lovebirds now have a restraining order that prevents them from contacting each other, but Stefanov seems to want to get back together with the "housewife" even though she's been physically abusive in the past—he did say, "My injuries are worse than Rihanna's - and Chris Brown was charged with two felonies." more ›

While you might not necessarily like Governor Paterson right now, you probably will feel a little sympathy for him after watching this awkward clip. Last night's episode of The Real Housewives of NYC featured a Hamptons event (at Russell Simmons' house) where housewife Ramona Singer tells Paterson she's blinder than he is when she's not wearing her glasses. Unfortunately, the conversation was not recorded, but housewife Jill Zarin at least has the courtesy to be horrified as she recounts it. more ›