Let's face it: teenagers are pretty terrible. When they aren't trying to intimidate you, they're listening to their music too loud, or talking too loud, or participating in awkward subway PDA... you know, they're just very inconsiderate. So it's hardly shocking that they are some of the biggest subway etiquette offenders out there.
Teenagers Spotted On The 6 Train Breaking Standard Subway Etiquette Rules!
Kanye West: Fixing The World One Epic Twitter Rant At A Time
When Kanye West isn't busy capturing the zeitgeist, he's been known to indulge in some tweeting in his off hours. But he one-upped himself during an epic two-and-a-half hour Twitter rampage last night, making more than 80 tweets with the exuberance of an overstimulated tween. Among other things, we learned all about his DONDA design company, his ambivalence about award shows, his desire to fix the school system, and his involvement in a Jetsons movie: "I was just discussing becoming the creative director for the Jetson movie and someone on the call yelled out.. you should do a Jetsons tour!"
Model Is Angry That Sarah Jessica Parker Is A "Fashion Icon"
A supermodel says that Sarah Jessica Parker is no fashion icon, and... it's a little confusing. Emily Sandberg wrote a takedown of the actress on her blog, noting that Patricia Field deserves the fashion icon badge, not SJP. But since Anna Wintour is placing the actress on the cover of Vogue, it gives her the worldwide fashion icon status. But people know celebrities don't dress themselves, right? And people know who Patricia Field is, right? And this is just how these things work, right? Celebrities get to play dress up with tons of cash, models get to play dress up with less cash, and they all get to make the rest of us feel terrible about our lives by creating this unrealistic fantasy world.
What's Worse: Stiffing Your Waitress, Or Ranting On Craigslist?
We received a tip late today with a link to this Craigslist ad, with the title, "Dear 3 black guys I served at Tonic East tonight (Midtown East)." It was written by a now-former waitress (and trained opera singer!) from Tonic East Sportsbar on Third Avenue, who claims three guys consumed $120 worth of beer and food and then stiffed her on the check. She was forced to pay for the customers, and ended up writing this angry screed about the experience. You can read her full, no holds barred account of the incident below:
Accused Murderer's Rant: "Do You Know I Stabbed Her? Seven Times."
Earlier this month, a woman was fatally stabbed in the Midtown hair salon where she worked. Police immediately pegged Denise Kenny's murder on her ex-con husband, Mike Kenny, who they said left "a trail of bloody footprints as he bolted with stolen cash" from the salon. Kenny was arraigned yesterday on murder charges, and his rambling, profane confession/statement was released: "Is my wife okay? Do you know I stabbed her? Seven times. With a knife," he allegedly told cops the day of the murder.
Man Who Says Galliano Was Anti-Semitic Doesn't Think Galliano Is Anti-Semitic
So, John Galliano, the flamboyant bad boy designer, was fired from his position at Christian Dior over alleged anti-Semitic remarks (and a video of him saying, "I love Hitler"), is currently in rehab and faces prosecution for the remarks, which supposedly include calling a woman a "dirty Jew face." But now his accuser says, "I don't believe he's racist or anti-Semitic ... I think above all that he's very ill and that for him it was about provocation."
Union Square Cab Hijacker Rants Legal Jargon At Judge
At his arraignment via video from the Bellevue Hospital psych ward, Michael Findley, who was arrested after stealing a cab and crashing it into a lamppost off Union Square on Sunday morning, ranted at the judge over wanting to represent himself. Of course, it doesn't help his case that he is perfectly sane by beginning his arraignment with the question, "Who is the defendant?"
Pedestrian Plazas, Bike Lanes Are Vulgar Scourge, Post Rants
In the past week, the DOT has revealed details about two bold new plans to create pedestrian plazas in high-traffic parts of Manhattan. As part of a proposed 34th Street Transitway, a pedestrian plaza would be created on the block between Fifth Avenue and the Avenue of the Americas. Further downtown, the DOT wants to turn a block of Broadway north of Union Square into another pedestrian plaza, which would extend along East 17th Street to the eastern corner of the park, at Park Avenue South. But the two proposed changes have come at a price: the fragile inner serenity of NY Post columnist Steve Cuozzo.
Park Slope Parents Still Bringing Babies To Bars
The war on Park Slope bar babies continues! The NY Times published a rant from 20-something year old Risa Chubinsky, who lives in the neighborhood and says she refuses to share her bar space with infants. She opines, "No matter what breeders might think, bars are not family-friendly. If I am out drinking and sobbing about a bad breakup, I don’t want my cries to compete with those of an infant sitting next to me. If I go to the bathroom to correct my wayward mascara at the end of a long weekend night, I don’t want to watch a baby being wiped down on the soggy sink counter."
Video: Sad Subway Rant
Now that nearly everyone has the ability to capture video on their fancy telephones, we are able to view uncomfortable scenarios that we would have otherwise been blissfully ignorant to. The latest is a disturbed woman screaming cringe-inducing musings on the subway — such as threats of cutting her mother's breasts off.
Bedford Avenue "Preacher" Speaks Out...Some More
If you have been to Bedford Avenue in Williamsburg, you have seen the ranting grey-haired man pacing up and down the middle of the street. Usually positioned between North 5th and North 7th, sometimes later in the day he'll make it all the way down to the South Side, probably on his way home. Lawrence LaDouceur lives at the Glenwood Hostel, and prior to that he's led quite a life. One brave soul has now gone one-on-one with him, making him the subject of a short film; Russel Fong captures LaDouceur's thoughts as they pour from his head, and he even visits his current home. Maybe next time you see him you'll give him a chance and have your own one-on-one (it's a bit heart-wrenching when he tells Fong of their talk: "you don't know how good this is for me.")
Locals Rant About Election Night Revelers
Straight from the front lines of gentrification comes the above public rant. Following the Election Night celebration, and arrests, it seems some of the other Williamsburg locals (artists and teachers born and bred in New York and Ivy League educated!) are lashing out against their fellow Obama supporters. The self-described "working left" advises the "trust fund Midwest spoiled brats" to stop using the new President-elect as a reason to "blow shit cocaine" up their asses, or something.
Waiters' Horror Stories Range from Spit to Sex
A waiter who turned his service industry lemons into publishing lemonade with his blog Waiter Rant has unmasked himself for the Post today, just in time for the release of his tell-all book. After years of anonymous venting about his miserable experiences serving swells at an unspecified restaurant in “the city's affluent suburbs,” Steve Dublanica has outed himself as the man who “prefers more elegant methods of revenge" than spitting in diners’ food – though he assures the Post this does happen often enough.

