Yesterday, the man who brought us Rachel Uchitel, golf superstar Tiger Woods, won his first PGA tournament since the November 2009 car crash that turned out to be prompted by Woods' infidelities. So the NY Post put Woods on the cover, with the headline, "LOOK OUT, LADIES." Which is kinda boring ever since the classic "I'M A CHEETAH" of December 2009.
NY Post Says Tiger Looking To Score Hole In One (WINK WINK)
UPDATE: Tiger Woods's Ex Unhappy Post Said She Was "Almost Happy" Her Fiance Died On 9/11
With the tenth anniversary of the September 11, 2001 attacks coming up, the Post caught up with a woman who was featured on a cover back in 2001 while holding a photograph of her fiance, slain in the World Trade Center. That woman is Rachel Uchitel, better known as Tiger Woods's former mistress. Uchitel said of James Andrew O’Grady's passing, "I believe Andy was meant to die because he was too good." I’m almost happy it ended the way it did because I’ve learned so many lessons from him. It would have been tragic if we got into fights and then divorced."
Rachel Uchitel Is Trying To Fill A Hole In Her Heart
Tiger Woods' most favorite mistress—at least, based on rumors that he paid her millions to keep her trap shut about their relationship—Rachel Uchitel was on the Today Show to explain how she has "a hole I am trying to fill in my heart." The former NYC nightclub hostess (and current Park Avenue apartment owner) is on the upcoming season of Celebrity Rehab and also said, "I had no idea that love addiction existed. I sort of brushed it off."
If Not For 9/11, Rachel Uchitel Would Be Fat, Married On LI
Tiger Woods' allegedly favorite mistress, Rachel Uchitel, agreed to an in-depth interview with British newspaper The Daily Mail in part to turn around her image as sexy homewrecker. You get observations like, "Like so many women in Los Angeles, she has generously proportioned artificial breasts, plumped-up lips and a body kept whippet-thin with daily two-hour sessions in the gym (she’s clearly obsessed by her weight and constantly asks me if she looks fat)." But Uchitel gets honest about one of our nation's most tragic days, "If things had been different and 9/11 had never happened, my life would have taken a different course. I’d be fat and happy, living in a big house in Long Island with a load of kids."
Tiger's Former Lover Visits Ground Zero, Buys Midtown Condo
Tiger Woods' former favorite (we think, given that he allegedly paid her $8-10 million to keep quiet about their affair) mistress Rachel Uchitel is moving to a Manhattan condo. And, responding to potential criticism about visiting Ground Zero (her fiance died at the World Trade Center during the September 11, 2001 attacks) for the filming of Celebrity Rehab, she wants the haters to know, "Nobody can f--k with me about 9/11."
Tiger's Former Lover Was In Central Park, Mourning Fiancé
As rumors swirl about Tiger Woods possibly buying (renting?) an apartment in Manhattan, his former fling, former NYC club hostess Rachel Uchitel was in Central Park this past weekend filming Celebrity Rehab. According to TMZ, she was mourning her fiance who died at the World Trade Center on September 11, 2001: "Cameras were rolling last Thursday as Uchitel... sat down near a plaque dedicated to Andy O'Grady in New York's Central Park and read a letter she had written to honor his memory."
Trump Pre-Emptively Fires Rachel Uchitel
Once upon a time, Donald Trump wanted to have Rachel Uchitel, the NYC nightclub "hostess" and Tiger Woods mistress, on Celebrity Apprentice. But now that she's appearing in the new season of Celebrity Rehab (she's the "Infamous Party Planner"), she's damaged goods. Trump told TMZ, "It's a terrible decision. We have zero interest in her now... Look at what 'Celebrity Apprentice' did for Piers Morgan. He's getting Larry King's job. She made a bad mistake. Celebrity Apprentice is a huge show and 'Celebrity Rehab' is not." Uchitel is allegedly being paid $500,000 for her rehab stint, so she can probably live with her "mistake."
Rachel Uchitel Set For Celebrity Rehab, Maybe Apprentice
Just because she (allegedly) got $10 million for not spilling the details of her affair with Tiger Woods doesn't mean Rachel Uchitel wants to just sit around. Apparently the former NYC nightclub, um, hostess has agreed to be on VH1's next incarnation of Celebrity Rehab, alongside Jeremy London, Janice Dickinson, Leif Garrett, and other D-list celebrities.
TMZ: Tiger Woods Paid Lover $10 Million To Keep Quiet
TMZ claims it has found the reason why NYC nightclub hostess Rachel Uchitel denies having an affair with golfer Tiger Woods: "Our sources—and they are good—tell TMZ Tiger was so concerned with the depth and detail of information from Alleged Mistress #1 that they folded like a cheap suit, and offered the huge $10 million sum in return for an ironclad confidentiality agreement... Compare Rachel's settlement with what other [alleged mistresses] received, if they got anything at all. We're told several mistresses got several hundred thousand dollars, and others got nothing. That speaks volumes about how much Rachel knows."
Letterman's Alleged Extortionist Uses "Tiger Woods Defense"
It's not bribery, it's just selling information! The lawyer of the man accused of shaking down David Letterman for $2 million claims, the Post reports, that "his client simply had valuable information and wanted to get paid for it - just as many of the women involved in the Woods sex scandal have been." In other words, does that mean Robert "Joe" Halderman, the former CBS News producer, wishes he had an affair with Tiger Woods instead?
Tiger Woods Is Taking Time Off From Golf
In a statement posted of his website, Tiger Woods has announced that he is taking an indefinite break from golf, "I am deeply aware of the disappointment and hurt that my infidelity has caused to so many people, most of all my wife and children. I want to say again to everyone that I am profoundly sorry and that I ask forgiveness. It may not be possible to repair the damage I've done, but I want to do my best to try..."
Tiger Woods' Alleged Lovers Consider Playboy, Deny Taking Money
Another day, another passel of Tiger Woods-related news! The most recent development is that TMZ spotted a van taking boxes from the superstar golfer's Florida home, but it's unclear where the boxes are going, what's in the them, blah blah blah. More intriguing is that Woods' alleged fling Rachel Uchitel (the NYC nightclub hostess) is reportedly in talks with Playboy to pose nude. Extra!'s sources say that Uchitel "wants a lot of money." Of course. Uchitel also received an apology from The View because Joy Behar had joked "You-ca-tell she's a hooker."
Report: Elin Will Probably Stay With Tiger For Kids' Sakes
According to the issue of People magazine out tomorrow, Elin Nordegren will probably stay married to her apparently straying husband Tiger Woods. A friend says that divorce is "not something she’s likely going to want to do to [her children with Woods] Sam and Charlie. She really believes in the importance of parents staying together."
Tabloids Love Tiger Woods' "NYC Club Girl"
It's hard to keep track of how many women are claiming to be part of Tiger Woods' gallery of mistresses, but the Post and Daily News really love that one of the newer entrants is Cori Rist, a NYC clubgoer. It certainly helps that she's posed in a bra before. The Post says Rist "reportedly took up with the golf great after meeting him on the Manhattan club scene," while the Daily News reports, "The 31-year-old leggy and busty blond spent Sunday calling friends, saying, 'My involvement with Tiger Woods has just surfaced,' according to a pal."
CGI Tiger Woods Crash Creators: "We Got The Skin Color And Hairstyle Right"
With non-stop attention on international athletic superstar Tiger Woods' transgressions, a Pandora's Box opened when he crashed his car near his Florida home, allegedly after fighting with his wife over a mistress, it's no wonder that everyone is trying to find an angle on the story. Today, the NY Times looks at the emergence of "Maybe Journalism"—namely, the CGI "imagining" of Woods' and wife Elin Nordegren's actions before the crashed created by a Hong Kong-based media company.
Alleged Tiger Mistress Is Unrecognizable To Dead Fiancee's Dad
While questions are swirling about whether Tiger Woods paid off his alleged mistress Rachel Uchitel to cancel her press conference (some say yes, some say no), the Post speaks with the father of the woman's dead fiancee. His father James says, "She was a different person then... The last time I saw [Uchitel] was at the burial of my son -- she's not the person she appears to be now. She wasn't trying to be in the papers [back then]. Maybe 9/11 had an impact on her and this is how she's dealing with that."
Ashley Dupre On Tiger Woods' Babes: "At Least I Kept My Mouth Shut"
Ashley Dupre, aka Kristen, Governor Spitzer's pricey escort, is weighing in on Tiger Woods' growing posse of alleged mistresses. She text messaged with the Post, complaining, "Here you have all these girls accepting gifts, money, trips from Tiger in exchange for sex -- all the while knowing he is married... And now they all can't wait to tell their stories in exchange for even more money from the tabloids? And I was the hooker? At least I kept my mouth shut."
Police Reveal More Details On Tiger Woods' Crash
Yesterday, the Florida Highway Patrol released photographs of Tiger Woods' damaged SUV, which had crashed into a fire hydrant and tree outside his Windermere home. And the crash wasn't just a simple crash down his driveway—the Post says, "Tiger Woods turned a ritzy gated community into a one-vehicle demolition derby as he fled his home as if he were being chased by an angry woman wielding a golf wedge," referring to the rumors that he and wife Elin Nordegren were arguing about his alleged dalliances.
Tiger Woods Admits Transgressions, Letting Family Down
With more tabloid reports of women claiming to have had affairs with him, golf superstar Tiger Woods posted a message on his website today, admitting, "I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart. I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves. I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect. I am dealing with my behavior and personal failings behind closed doors with my family. Those feelings should be shared by us alone."
Tiger's Alleged Mistress Denies Affair To Post
The NYC nightclub hostess who tabloids say is linked to Tiger Woods spilled her guts to the NY Post in an incredibly long interview. The story of Rachel Uchitel begins with her saying, "This is ridiculous. Not a word of it is true. I told the Enquirer and Star that it wasn't true. I told them not only did I have information to disprove the story, but I offered to take a lie-detector test" and says, "I have never spoken on the phone with Tiger Woods, or texted him, ever."
Tiger Woods' Alleged Mistress Lost Fiance On 9/11
The mother of Rachel Uchitel, the woman suspected of having an affair with Tiger Woods, told Newsday, "I think she has a very good heart, and that heart was broken on 9/11. She's had a very tough life... whatever direction she's gone off on may have been not good for her.. Underneath it there's a very sweet and wounded person from that experience."
Report: Wife Scratched Tiger Woods' Face, Chased His SUV; Update: Police Unable To Interview Couple Today
TMZ has some crazy details on what may have happened to number 1-ranked golfer Tiger Woods, who drove his SUV into a fire hydrant outside his Florida home early yesterday morning and suffered some facial lacerations. The gossip website says, "Tiger Woods did not suffer facial lacerations from a car accident. They were inflicted by his wife, Elin Nordegren -- according to a conversation Woods had Friday after the accident."
Tiger has yet to be formally interviewed by the Florida Highway Patrol -- that should happen this afternoon. But we're told Tiger had a conversation Friday -- with a non-law enforcement type -- detailing what went down before his Escalade hit a fire hydrant.more ›

