Bird strikes have been a serious problem at JFK, forcing planes to occasionally divert course and make emergency landings—just this week, a man captured one such bird strike on video. But it seems birds aren't the only animals that are dangerous: according to the Post, 99 rabbits and hares were shotgunned at JFK last year by "Elmer Fudd firing squads" comprised of Port Authority and USDA workers.
99 Rabbits And Hares Were Killed At JFK Last Year
No More Rabbits Will Be Killed And Beheaded For Shakespeare
During their acclaimed production of As You Like It two years ago, the Royal Shakespeare Company had an actor skin and behead a dead rabbit on stage, reportedly getting big laughs and applause from Brits who were thrilled to watch him tossing rabbit pieces into a bucket. Show biz! But while those kinds of gross-out theatrics may tickle the punters across the pond, in America rabbit advocates are up in arms about the production, which opens tonight in a full-size replica of their theater in Stratford-upon-Avon, assembled in the Park Avenue Armory's massive Drill Hall.
Curb Alert: Pick Up This Pair Of Randy Rabbits Outside of National Arts Club!
After being publicly outed as a hoarder, amongst other things, president of the National Arts Club O. Aldon James has temporarily stepped down for a "vacation." And while he's out, there's some spring cleaning going down at 15 Gramercy Park South, a building whose elegance has been buried under decades of detritus. A reader sent along this photo of a dumpster behind the NAC, which is filled with trash from the building (and maybe remains from the finchicide?). And we've gotta ask, who is making the call on what gets thrown out? Because these bunnies look perfectly fine to us.
Liquor Store Owner Plans To Give Chicks To Customers
About those rabbits in the Greenpoint liquor store window display? They allegedly belong to a friend of the owner, and will return back home after Easter... but the chicks, they can be yours! In a disturbing update, Miss Heather says the proprietor "has changed his plan" (which was to slaughter them at a farm in six weeks) and that "anyone who wants a chick after Easter can have one." Which means there will be lots of abandoned chicks around town in about one week from now. Unless Farm Sanctuary saves the day! Spokesperson Meredith Turner told us this morning:
Wild Rabbits Ran Out Of Central Park
When's the last time you saw a rabbit in Central Park? According to the Daily News, you'd be a liar if you said anytime after 2006. The paper reports that the last wild rabbit was spotted around four years ago in the north end of the park; since then, real rabbits have become as mythical as the Easter Bunny.
Liquor Store Puts Bunnies and Chicks on Display
Yesterday Miss Heather came across this sad sight, the latest window display at T & N Wine and Liquor store on Manhattan Avenue in Greenpoint.
The establishment’s proprietor, Chris, told her he ordered 25 chicks from a hatchery, which were delivered via the USPS. They're currently being held hostage in the liquor store display window until just after Easter, when they will be promptly moved to a farm upstate, and killed six weeks later. Allegedly they were bred for body mass, and after that amount of time their legs will no longer be able to support their weight.
Creepy Rabbits Invading NYC!
Have you seen any creepy rabbits in suits walking around town? It seems Twitter is abuzz with sightings. We've deduced that there's not a Furry Convention in town, and neither Donnie Darko or Inland Empire are getting released on Blu-Ray this weekend... so our guess is that they're here to promote SyFy's Alice in Wonderland (which premieres this Sunday). That, or just to scare the hell out of us.

