This week, as millions upon millions of people go to their cubicles to give the universe its daily payout of dying hopes and dreams, a couple of young, good looking, wealthy actors are all, "we can do whatever we want in life." And so it will be. First we learned that Ryan Gosling would like to quit acting to become a daddy, saying, "I don't want to act much longer... I'd like to be making babies but I'm not, so I'm making movies. When someone comes along I don't think I'll be able to do both and I'm fine with that. I'll make movies until I make babies. I have no idea when the handover will happen."
Ryan Gosling, Michelle Williams Threaten To Quit Acting
Whole Foods Employee's Resignation E-Mail Takes No Prisoners
Well then! Lots of people have gross things to say about the supermarket Whole Foods but it seems one (former) employee in Toronto has a whole lot to say about the retailer lovingly referred to as Whole Paycheck. As a goodbye salvo he wrote a doozy of a resignation letter which he sent to the entire company last week. To nobody's surprise that letter is now making the rounds online (first on Gawker). What are we talking about here? Well, this is how it starts: "My experience at Whole Foods was like an increasingly sped up fall down a really long hill. That got rockier with every metre. And eventually, just really spiky ... With fire, acid and Nickleback [sic] music."
Meh, The FDA's New Anti-Smoking Warnings Really Aren't That Graphic
Back in November of last year, the FDA released 36 graphic tobacco warning labels it was considering shoving down smokers' doomed throats. There were a lot of talented contenders in the running, but this week the FDA has announced the 9 winners that will soon be charming America on cigarette packages and advertisements. And compared to some of the ones they were considering, these are pretty tame! Way to wimp out on the hardcore smoker snuff porn, FDA. Here are your nine new anti-smoking labels, plus a tenth dark horse candidate we wish the FDA had given a shot.
More Smokers Calling for Help
Sure, lung cancer is hellish, but nothing motivates smokers to quit like a cigarette price increase. The city’s health department says the calls to 311 from smokers seeking help tripled during the week the state implemented a cigarette tax hike of $1.25. At over $8 a pack, smoking in New York City costs more than anywhere else in America, setting the pack-a-day smoker back $3,000 a year. The city contends tax increases in 2002 contributed to a five year, 21% drop in adult smoking and a 52% drop in smoking among New York City public high school students.

