Walking the streets New Year's Day, we saw the usual uptick of mysterious feces placement and garbage crammed into the baskets of parked bicycles, but one soul stumbled on something last Thursday that was much…bigger. more ›

You may recall, with revulsion, the story of New Jersey's Matthew Clemmens, who was arrested after he induced vomiting onto a man and his daughters at a Phillies-Nationals game in April. Today Clemmens, 21, pleaded guilty to simple assault, disorderly conduct, and harassment, and agreed with the prosecution's version of what happened that night: Apparently, the discord between Clemmens and the family one row in front of him arose from all the cursing and spitting perpetrated by Clemmens and his buddy. more ›

Top this one, rowdy Yankees fans: A New Jersey man has raised the bar on boorishness by intentionally vomiting on an 11-year-old girl in the stands during Wednesday night's Phillies-Nationals game, police say. Clemmens allegedly began trying to force himself to vomit on off-duty police captain Michael Vangelo and his family after his buddy was ejected from the stadium for unruly behavior. Vangelo says he saw Clemmens shove his fingers down his throat, causing him to vomit on his daughter. "It was the most vile, disgusting thing I've ever seen," said Vangelo, "and I've been a cop for 20 years." more ›

Having recently been vomited on underground... this article on subway puking piqued our interest. Writer Jessica Wakeman describes her experience as a subway puker, a title she gained one afternoon when she ventured onto the subway, fully aware she was in the midst of an ugly food poisoning attack. She emerged with five things to know should you find yourself in the same situation. more ›

Not only does Susan Sarandon have an Oscar, she knows how to be vommed on with grace. The star, who recently parted ways with Tim Robbins and who’s been seen around town with a ping-pong club proprietor some thirty years her junior, was spotted last night at a third anniversary party for The Box burlesque in NoHo. According to the Post Sarandon was seated in a precarious place near the stage when transsexual entertainer Rose Wood threw up directly on her. One witness said she was calm about it and even seemed to be enjoying herself: "She was laughing while a bunch of guys came over to towel her off," said the partygoer. more ›

Is the media frenzy over the balloon boy stunt making you sick? You're not the only one! Parents Richard and Mayumi Heene are very busy pimping themselves out to the networks, and they're not about to let their li'l star's stomach virus stand in the way of their precious 15 minutes. This morning Falcon—the six-year-old boy who was hiding in the attic while America was voyeuristically titillated worried sick that he was in a runaway helium balloon—vomited twice on two different talk shows this morning, just like a pussified wus. Here's the Today Show spew, at 5:50 in: more ›