At long last, machines have replaced those insufferable humans who hand out free samples of food products to the greedy masses! Starting tomorrow at the South Street Seaport, a new vending machine will be doling out free "Temptations" Jell-O pudding samples. We know from advertising that this is the first Jell-O dessert made "just for adults," and children will not be getting any free samples. That's because the machine uses facial recognition technology to determine if the pudding-seeking human is a pitiful adult or beastly child.
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Ageist Pudding Machine Uses Facial Recognition Technology To Spurn Children
Here's Some Pudding Porn To Tide You Over Til Puddin' Opens On St. Mark's Place
A dessert shop devoted entirely to pudding is set to open in the East Village later this month (in the space formerly occupied by Marco Polo Cafe). It's simply called Puddin', and chef/owner Clio Goodman tells us she's just pudding the finishing touches on the place while waiting for the city to issue her one last permit. In the meantime, if these graphic photos leave you panting for pudding, she says she'd be happy to cater your holiday party.
Jell-O Pudding Refund Scheme Backfires on Married Couple
Like most people, Alexander Clement, 68, and his 64-year-old wife Christine Clement, love Jello-O brand pudding. Unfortunately, it seems the luxury dessert item was simply beyond their means. Not content to placate their expensive tastes with some vulgar Brand X generic pudding, the Clements devised a fool-proof scheme to eat unlimited Jell-O pudding without winding up in the poorhouse. And they would have gotten away with it, too—if it wasn't for those meddling supermarket managers.
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