West Siders? It is almost your turn to curse the MTA for a few nights! That's right, the second round of the MTA's consecutive weeknight subway closures (a.k.a. FASTTRACK) is almost upon us—and this time the 1, 2 and 3 lines get the pleasure of shutting down below 34th Street, Monday through Friday from 10 p.m. to 5 a.m. So if you were planning on taking the train back uptown after a nice romantic Village Valentine's dinner, well...be prepared to cab it home, because platforms are going to start closing before 10 p.m. But, hey! Progress!
1, 2, 3, Stop! West Side Subway FASTTRACKed Next Week
Reminder: Don't Shoot Your Gun In Air To Ring In The New Year
Tomorrow night is New Year's Eve and though the town seems empty now, New York City, and Times Square especially, will soon be filled with celebrating folks. So naturally, Police Commissioner Ray Kelly wants people to remember to please, not fire their firearms into the sky to celebrate 2012. "Obviously, we urge people not to do that. The bullets come down and hit people," he told reporters Thursday. Guns aren't firecrackers!
How To Skip The Line At Ippudo
Hands down, some of the best ramen in the city can be found on Fourth Avenue in Manhattan at the only American outpost of Japan's Ippudo chain. But to slurp down their noodles coated in that delicious, delicious porky broth diners often have to deal with an endless wait at a crowded bar that can stretch for well over an hour. There has to be another way, right? There is.
PSA: Please Stop Wearing Backpacks On Crowded Subway Cars
Lately, more than ever, we've encountered the worst sort of subway etiquette offender: that jerk wearing a backpack on a crowded car. How, in 2011, is this still happening? To the people doing this: your backpack is so clearly in the way, taking up valuable space that human beings could fit in to. Here is a simple, and what we believed was a common sense solution to the problem:
What Thanksgiving Scraps Your Dog Should NOT Eat, Even If He Begs
It's "Heat Season," Don't Let Your Landlord Keep You In The Cold
As you may have noticed, summer is really gone and we're starting to get some chilly weather here—which means it is a great time to review New York's rules about heating in residential apartments. So you know? If your landlord doesn't have the heat on today they are breaking the law. Though most people think "heat season" starts in November it actually started October 1st.
Even Paris Needs Subway Etiquette Signs
Can we adopt these mass transit etiquette posters from Paris? According to Copyranter, the posters have been translated to English for publicity purposes... which would also make it easier for us to "borrow"! As another site notes, however, the PSA "poetry doesn't really translate. These are for the RATP, which is the state-owned public transport operator—take some notes MTA!
PSA: Free Air Conditioners To Those In Need
Although the brutal heat wave seems to have passed, there's still a long, sticky summer ahead, which can be legitimately dangerous for elderly and medically compromised people. To help beat the heat, the Sunset Park Redevelopment Committee, in partnership with Community Environmental Center, is offering free, energy efficient air conditioners to low-income, sick and elderly Brooklyn residents.
Retiree Spends $40,000 On These Kooky Anti-Smoking Subway Ads
Have you noticed this rather peculiar anti-smoking subway ad? As you can see here, it's got bunnies, hearts, songbirds, and catchy slogans such as "Kissing a dirty ashtray is never loving," and "Love needs honesty (look into my eyes)." But what really catches the eye is that copy reading: "Subway post inspired by NYC Mayor MB Mensch." What does it all MEAN?! In search of answers, we tracked down the man behind the ad.
Justin Bieber's Tween Mall Riot Punishment: Filming A PSA
Finally, Justin Bieber's Long Island mall nightmare is over: The 17-year-old has agreed to film a PSA about cyberbullying in exchange for criminal charges related to a cancelled 2009 mall appearance being dropped against his manager and other record label executives. Nassau County DA Kathleen Rice said, "To have someone like Justin Bieber, who is emulated by kids his age across the world, educating people about the dangers of cyberbullying, that's invaluable." Invaluable for his anti-abortion opinion, too?
Video: Vintage PSA Warns Subway Litterbugs Of The Stinkeye
This priceless piece of vintage video footage has resurfaced on YouTube, wherein the narrator aims to liberate the listener, declaring: "Garbage, you don't have to put up with it anymore!" As shown in the video, the best way to not put up with it anymore is to surround any litterbug you encounter on the subway and give him or her The Stinkeye. (Try to get your fellow straphangers to join you! See if one of them has a pocket knife in case things don't go your way!) Below, see this very effective method of putting the fear into someone.
Video: PSA Equates Smoking With Self-Flagellation
At what point is an anti-smoking commercial too much? We're still of the opinion that New York's 2009 "kid crying because his parents died from smoking" Public Service Announcement takes the cake for pushing-it-PSAs, but for sheer bluntness and idiocy of argument it is hard to look past a new European PSA that Copyranter brings to our attention. Yes, smoking is not a healthy habit—but is it the equivalent of pulling a Tyler Durden?
Reminder: Soon We'll Be Complaining About The Heat
It's below freezing out, and the Snowtorious B.I.G. has already visited us twice, and our garbage has been piling up, and half-frozen dogs are being found on our bridges, and Christmas tree recycling has been canceled due to so much of this white stuff, and where are the plows, and the subways? Snow snow snow snow snow. So maybe it's a good time to reflect on last summer, when it was hot, and humid, and we had about a thousand heatwaves, and the garbage may have been picked up from the curb quickly, but its stench grew and grew, and stayed lingering in the air for months. In case this weather has been giving you the SADs, just remember that soon enough we'll all be fighting for a spot under the fire hydrant. Now get out there and enjoy your free air conditioning.
Gay Rights Groups Want City HIV PSA Pulled
Gay Men's Health Crisis and Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation have teamed in an attempt to get a new anti-HIV ad from the Department of Health & Mental Hygiene pulled from the air. The ad is part of a campaign from the Health Department urging people to "Stay HIV Free. Always Use a Condom," and graphically warns of the risks of unprotected sex. But GMHC says the ad "could further stigmatize HIV/AIDS, as well as gay and bisexual men."
You're Cut Off, Says Health Department
Two weeks ago, the Health Department issued a shocking report finding that New Yorkers drink excessively, according to the standards of the medical industry (which is totally in the pocket of Alcoholics Anonymous). But now that the holidays are upon us, aren't we entitled to a little excess? The Health Department says no, and they're launching a new subway ad campaign scolding you to take it easy. Yes, you, passed out on the F train with an empty Ballantine quart rolling around between your feet.
Health Dept. Scolding You in the Subway (Again)
The Health Department just won't stop nagging you about your soda consumption. In the spirit of last year’s hit "Pouring On the Pounds" campaign—which depicted a bottle of soda pouring out disgusting globs of fat—the new subway ad campaign forces straphangers to behold what goes into a large-size serving of sweetened soda: the equivalent of 26 packets of sugar. Is that considered excessive?
PSA: Meet Mr. Wrong
Spotted on Wythe Avenue in Williamsburg, a public service announcement to women in the neighborhood looking for love. Apparently this guy moved himself and his daughter into this scorned woman's apartment when they were dating—she fed him, gave him money, and he paid her back by having "nasty sex" without a condom in her bed when she was at work (unsubstantiated!). Anyway, as Miss Heather says: "Damn."
Video: Karl Rove Wants Tea Party Crowd to Trust Govt Census
If Mayor Bloomberg or free can openers haven't made you send in your Census yet, maybe Karl Rove will? The former George W. Bush adviser filmed a PSA urging citizens to send in their Census forms, just like James Madison would have wanted. According to the Washington Post, Republicans are hoping the ad will encourage some normally right-voting Tea Partiers to stop boycotting the Census and risk having fewer Republican seats in Congress. Rove wrote that "current distrust of Washington should not discourage people from being counted."
Brooklyn Pol Fights Crack By Way of Sagging Pants
Brooklyn politician Eric Adams is hoping to fight the crack epidemic by urging Crown Heights youth to pull their pants up. To that end he’s spending $20,000 in campaign cash to erect six giant bill boards issuing the commandment “Stop the Sag!” There’s an accompanying Youtube video (below) in which Adams announces “If we raise our pants we raise our image,” and “We are better than this.” Supposedly the trend has its origins in prison culture, where inmates’ pants sag, because they aren’t permitted to wear belts.
Video: Lego Man Learns Bike Safety the Hard Way
Next Tuesday night BAM will host the Biking Rules PSA Festival, which will be followed by after-party in the BAM lobby with free beer from Brooklyn Brewery. The event is part of Transportation Alternative's initiative to get scofflaw cyclists to follow certain rules, such as giving pedestrians the right of way and obeying traffic lights. (But what about biking with a belly full of free beer?) Earlier this year, the group solicited imaginative PSAs to help promote their Biking Rules, and received submissions from more than 80 artists and filmmakers. Here's one of our favorites:
Video: Elmo, Hip-Hop Doc Prep Us to Fight Swine Flu
Just a few more days until the return to school comes for students across the city as medical experts anxiously await just how badly swine flu might affect the upcoming academic year. Already at Cornell University in Ithaca, 140 students have come down with flu-like illnesses in the two weeks since school has reconvened.
Video: Danger Zone Delivers an Idiotarod PSA
As the annual Idiotarod approaches, last year's "Best in Show" winners, Team Danger Zone, have a Public Service Announcement aimed at this year's participants. Their message: "We all love running Idiotarod, but the people whose neighborhoods we run through hate us. Let's change that without being any less awesome." Which is all a long way of saying: "Don't Litter, Thetans!"
Cab Warnings to Promote Cyclist Awareness in Works
As any cyclist will tell you, one of the biggest dangers of riding a bike is getting "doored," when someone inside a car abruptly pops open a door to exit the vehicle. The potentially deadly situation is often caused by taxi riders who open a door without looking or who try to get out on the traffic side, as opposed to the sidewalk side. Now cyclist and graphic designer Marko Bon is urging the Taxi and Limousine Commission to add a logo like the one seen here to the TV screens in cabs. According to Streetsblog, the commission has shown interest in the design, and Transportation Alternatives has also been pushing for the use of video PSAs to remind cab passengers to open their doors carefully. Last year 66-year-old David Smith was killed on Sixth Avenue when an abruptly opened door knocked him off his bike into the path of a truck.
Video of the Day: Jennifer Connelly Collects City Water
As some remind us of the possibility of a New York City underwater, Charity:Water asks us to imagine a New York City with dry taps. Not only that, but imagine Brooklynite and Oscar-winning actress Jennifer Connelly having to walk to Central Park to gather dirty water for her family (though Prospect Park would have been a lot closer to her house). Where is Paul Bettany during all of this?

