We are less than 18 hours away from the greatest goddamn event of our lifetime people: Will.I.Am.The.Balding.Prince and Kate "Champagne Hands" Middleton are getting married tomorrow, and David Beckham is so friggin' excited he recorded a special message just recounting all the many ways he's so excited about the uber-exciting event. While New Yorkers will have several options where to watch the nuptials, one very lucky employed NYer will have the royal privilege of being the only American working at the event. It's as if the American Revolution never happened! more ›

There are going to be some bleary eyes in the office on Friday! As you are most likely aware by now, early that morning a young Brit by the name of William is going to be marrying an English lass named Kate, and the whole thing is being broadcast around the world starting at 6 a.m. EST. Now that you've got eaten the food and bought the gear, where to watch the captivating event live? (Spoiler alert: They will both say 'I do.') Since nobody wants to be this guy, we've collected seven spots where you can watch the event with like-minded serfs. Don't want to be seen in public that early? No worries, the whole thing will be simulcast on YouTube starting at 5 a.m. EST. more ›

Prince William and his bride-to-be Kate Middleton are preparing for their nuptials next year. Which means it is about time for that old parlor game, guest list guessing! And you know who most likely won't be invited? Oh, just the leader of the free world. The Daily Mail reports that since waity-Katie and Wills won't be having a state wedding—as William is neither the king nor the heir to the throne—the couple won't be inviting so many heads of state. So no Obama—but Sarkozy might still get an invite. But what is the real reason behind the snub that hasn't actually happened yet? This isn't because Michelle has (gasp!) started wearing vintage is it? more ›

It's a moment 28 years in the making: Prince William, second in line to the British throne, is engaged to his college sweetheart Catherine "Kate" Middleton. An announcement was issued from Clarence House, the residence of Prince William's father, Prince Charles: "The Prince of Wales is delighted to announce the engagement of Prince William to Miss Catherine Middleton.The wedding will take place in the spring or summer of 2011, in London. Further details about the wedding day will be announced in due course." more ›

This decision is a result of much thoughtful consideration. We happily remain committed and caring friends with great love and admiration for one another. We ask in advance for your kindness and sensitivity in the coming months.It's a moment for everyone to have Schadenfreude, even though some New Yorkers were shocked - "Oh, my God! I really thought it was going to last," said one to the Daily News. Anyway, translation of the press statement: Gothamist salutes the couple for confusing the tabloids, even bringing Star to put them on their cover, saying they were back together and ready to make a baby. Anyway, cynically speaking, their film careers have been a mixed bag since their marriage. Sure, Aniston had The Good Girl, but it was more to establish her acting chops; she's been relegated to playing Jim Carrey's and Ben Stiller's significant others, which is never a good things...and a faux-sequel of The Graduate with Rob Reiner directing? Egads. Pitt has remained looking hot, which is all Gothamist asks. more ›

Some brilliant guest for Prince William's 21st birthday decided to dress as a lion for his "Out of Africa" themed party. Gothamist, though, is disturbed that Britain's poet laureate Andrew Motion gave the Prince "a gift of two poems — one in rap form and one a sonnet." more ›

Prince William will be on a new five-pound coin. Apparently, he threw the sculptor for a loop, when he wanted to pose with a smile. The Sun reports that "Wills’ beaming face and spiky hair made [the sculptor's] task incredibly difficult'." And the British wonder why we associate them with stiff upper lips? more ›

To commemorate Prince William's 21st birthday in June, the Royal Mail is issuing a series of 4 stamps featuring the prince. Gothamist would like any of our friends across the pond to send us copies of Prince-William-stamped envelopes filled with copies of The Sun and Hello! more ›

As 601am reported, Prince William wants to live in NY after university, perhaps working at an art gallery or auction house. The British newspaper the story comes from claims that it's because the Prince thinks New York will give him anonymity. Gothamist snorts and imagines gossip columnists getting ready to link him to various socialite girls and models. more ›