On a scale of reality television shows about toddler pageantry and "virgin" bikini waxes, how bad is this? A mom on TLC's Toddlers and Tiaras dressed up her three year old child as Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman. And not just the cleaned-up, post-kissing on the mouth, being allowed to shop in the fancy store Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman, the toddler even wore her classic streetwalking garb.
Parenting 101: Don't Dress Your Kid Up As A Prostitute
Escort Says Prince Charming Actually Pimp
It turns out that the man who tried to "save" escort Lindsey DeLeon may not have been such a white knight after all. DeLeon claims that real-estate developer Robert Brot moved her to the city to pimp her out, not to put her through school as he claims in his lawsuit. She told the Post, "He told me, 'I'm going to show you the high life. I'm going to show you how to live.' And he did."
Escort Cons Man Out of $100K He Gave to "Save Her"
Despite what Pretty Woman would have you believe, most women in the world's oldest profession aren't just innocent, misguided souls waiting for their white knight. According to the Post, one Manhattan man found this out the hard way after allegedly getting conned out of $100K by an Oklahoma escort. Robert Brot, 57, met Lindsey DeLeon, 26— a "Sweet Southern Redhead with Natural DDD's"—on a dating website in 2008. After finding out she had two kids, lots of debt and was working as a stripper and escort to pay the bills, he decided he wanted to help her out.
The Mystery of the $95 Million Picasso Bidder
. The buyer might be a Russian billionaire, since people described him as "sounding Russian," or might not be, as writer Marc Spiegler comes across many possibilities.
Rent a Period Date!
The best Valentine's Day related story we've seen yet must be this one from the Columbia Spectator, which looks at the Anachronistic Gentleman Rental Society. Now, while the men are actually free of charge, they can be dressed in period clothing. No joke - Columbia sophmore Genevieve Yang told the Spec why she founded the service: “One day last year I was thinking, what if instead of a one-night stand, you had a one-night-walk-in-the-park-hand-holding?” Other fun facts: Yang uses a parasol on sunny days and wears a corset, and seventeen guys have actually signed up but no one has ever rented them! This must mean there are very few aspiring ladies out there - and we thought you were suckers for Merchant Ivory films! Anyway, Gothamist recommends this as the basis for a short film at least, since the rent-a-date has been a film staple: See Can't Buy Me Love, Pretty Woman, The Wedding Date, and The Man from Elysian Fields. Also, this reminds us a little of Kate & Leopold, which we did see in the theaters and can justify seeing because it featured awesome Brooklyn Bridge mentions.
When Pretty Women Live in Condos
Kim's Video Closes Its "Mean" Location
There are still Kim's Video locations in the East Village, West Village, and Columbia area. And the Avenue A location was the "surly" Kim's location, if you need to be laughed at and ridiculed and have your overall movie watching habits raised to a new level by video store employees, we suggest you go to Reel Life in Brooklyn, which some have dubbed The Championship Vinyl of video stores.
Noon & Night on Broadway
Is there a dress code for the matinee vs night for men. For example if we are going to museums all morning and then taking kids to a matinee, can men wear casual shorts and a polo shirt?
Top Movies for Guys
Men's Journal has a list of the 50 "Best Movies For Guys," and they have the top ten online. Executive editor Mark Horowitz tells the Post, "True guy movies don't like to hit you over the head with their message. They just like to hit you over the head."

