If we've learned anything from the Great Recession, it's that you don't need a bunch of rules and annoying paperwork getting in the way of noble business people when they're just trying to make the economy better for everyone. Future President Rick Santorum gets this, and in an edifying Q&A with the Times, he explains how we have capitalism to thank for all the righteous, ethical decisions that business leaders have made over the years. Everybody take a knee and enlighten yourself with the wisdom of Santorum:
Santorum: Actually, Capitalism Encourages Morality
A Salute To The Real Presidents Day Heroes: Workers Whining On Twitter Today
It has come to our attention that some of you have today off. Isn't that nice? We're sure most of you are spending the day in solemn, patriotic reflection. Others, however, are making insufferable little tweets about how it's a holiday and they're pounding unlimited mimosas at some magical brunch orgy. One New Yorker whose Tweets are "protected" literally Tweeted "hahaah, the people who have to work today #suckers." Please note that this sort of gloating is not particularly appreciated by those of us here in the trenches, toiling to aggregate Tweets from other people working today. These people are the real HEROES:
5 Reasons JFK Was A Creepy, Lecherous Bastard
It goes without saying that John F. Kennedy's missile was never in crisis (ZING). The 35th president has a long and storied list of not-Jackies that he bedded and his quicksilver loins are ensconced in American political lore. But a new autobiography written by JFK's 19-year-old White House intern, Mimi Alford, makes the man look less like a smooth operator and more like a garden-variety pervert. Using an excerpt of the book obtained by the Post, we've determined these moments to be JFK's creepiest.
Higher Education Pays
The Chronicle of Higher Education released its annual salary survey of the heads of educational institutions and the value of a college education is evidenced in the paychecks being cashed by institutions' presidents. More than a dozen heads of private universities took home more than $1 million during the 2005-06 school year. According to the New York Post, the dean of higher earning was Donald Ross, who took home $5.7 million--most in deferred compensation after...

