It seems that people just can't be reasonable when it comes to porn and prisons: the ACLU filed a lawsuit against a South Carolina jail which allegedly didn't allow prisoners to receive any reading materials other than the Bible. In response, the prison's lawyers argue that the ACLU is just saying that because they want to give prisoners lots of fetishistic, violent porn. Has the world really learned nothing from Buttwoman 2: Behind Bars??
ACLU Accused Of Promoting Masturbation In Prisons
Breaking News: Osama bin Laden's "Fairly Extensive" Porn Stash Found
It seems that Osama bin Laden had plenty of good use for all that "natural Viagra," and we're not talking about his three wives/shields: U.S. officials say that commandos found a stash of pornography in bin Laden's hideout when they killed him. Was Abbottabad Girls 3: Bad To The Hijab among them?
Brooklyn Public Library No Place To Watch Porn...But Great For Fist Fights!
Nothing livens up a library like a good old fashioned porn fight! Two men got into a fist fight at the Brooklyn Public Library over the weekend, allegedly because one was waiting for the other to finish looking at porn on one of the library's computers. And in the end, only one of the men was given assault charges...and it wasn't the one looking at porn!
School Aide Arrested For Allegedly Showing Teens Porn...Of Himself
It seems pretty obvious to us that there are certain professions where one shouldn't under any circumstance try to casually watch or share porn, like say, pediatricians, or school workers. This is what .XXX is for! And yet, it seems like some people just can't help themselves.
Sexting Teens Are No Longer Child Pornographers In NJ
Up until this week, if a teenager was caught sending nude sexts to another minor in many states including NJ, they could have been prosecuted as sex offenders and risk years in prison, as happened earlier this year with one unlucky teen. But this week, the NJ Assembly voted unanimously to loosen the rules on sexting, and try to avoid saddling sexually precocious, probably stupid kids with criminal records.
Neighbors Battle Over Whether Photo Is Art Or Porn
It's tough enough living in cramped apartment buildings with only paper thin walls to separate you from your neighbor, but trying sharing a communal space with a pornographic artist! That's the hell that Marie Nazaire has been living with: her neighbor, photographer Rafael Fuchs, put up a photo montage featuring buxom nudes in the lobby of their Bushwick apartment building. Nazaire, who has two children, saw the piece as porn, and ripped it down. And Fuchs told the Post he was a bit upset, to say the least: "I was mad. I felt like I was raped."
Finally, Mag Brings Old School Porn, Hipsters Together
Pretentious, bearded hipsters that may or may not hate Russians have finally started producing classy, retro porn. (Their all-Asian issue ships next week!) The married duo behind Jacques magazine—Jonathan and Danielle Leder—recently gave Revel a peek into their world, which currently revolves around bringing classy porn back to the masses (articles included!). Aside from the aforementioned Asian issue, they seem to be placing an emphasis on the All-American aesthetic—during the interview, they say they don't subscribe to the idea that Russian models are beautiful, and they let out a huge sigh of relief when another models tells them she's American.
Porn Judge Had "Lots of Crotch and Cleavage Shots"
More details have emerged about Judge James D. Gibbons, who abruptly resigned earlier this month just before it was publicly revealed that inquiries into his work computer turned up pornography. The Manhattan district attorney's office is scouring the files to determine if any of the girls are underage, and if criminal charges are warranted. According to the Daily News, an investigator told them that, "There was a lot of porn on his computer—all young women. Lots of crotch and cleavage shots."
Investigation Turns Up Porn On Judge's Computer
Manhattan Criminal Court Judge James D. Gibbons, who was appointed under Giuliani, resigned abruptly on Aug. 17. Today, the circumstances around the resignation were revealed: Gibbons had a possibly conflict-ridden relationship with a female Legal Aid attorney, who he had a child with. Then in the course of that inquiry, investigators discovered pornography on his work computer.
Brooklyn Paper Editor Makes Real Real Estate Porn
This isn't the first time that Brooklyn Paper Editor Gersh Kuntzman has gone too far in his web videos. He has already posed nude and documented himself using the bathroom, but it's safe to say that nothing he — or any semi-reputable journalist — has ever done will make you feel as uncomfortable as this PG-but-very-suggestive video.
Child Porn Targeted by Top Internet Providers After Pressure from Cuomo
Making good on a campaign promise, State Attorney General Andrew Cuomo (pictured) has put pressure on three major Internet service providers to shut down online groups that share child pornography. Verizon, Sprint and Time Warner have each agreed to cut off access to websites and bulletin boards disseminating the illicit images, with a special emphasis on Usenet, one of the oldest computer network communications systems that uses no central server.

