Because Gerard Depardieu will be playing a Dominique Strauss-Kahn-type figure in an upcoming film by Abel Ferrara, it's important to see why Depardieu is considered one of the greatest French actors of all time. For instance, here he is, reliving his infamous pissing-all-over-a-plane incident from last year—he even reenacted how the flight attendant freaked out! more ›

Sometimes you really have to go, even if you're being charged with commiting disability pension fraud. Prosecutors said that one of the defendants in the billion-dollar LIRR disability pension scam, Maria Rusin, purposefully urinated on herself because she didn't want to face charges. The Post reports that Assistant US Attorney Justin Weddle said that Rusin “slumped over and did other things to make it appear she needed medical attention" on Thursday. Oh, and the Post wants us to know that federal courtroom chair still had signs of her "bladder bumble." more ›

9/11 Memorial Museum planners take notice: people get pissed when there is a barrier to peeing. 31-year-old Brooklyn barber Nicholas Curtis learned this lesson after a group of disgruntled, cross-legged revelers from the West Indian Day Parade descended upon his shop. After allowing folks to pee freely all day, they began instituting a $1 fee to use the bathroom after the toilet became clogged, as a "nuisance tax." But it became more of a nuisance for Curtis and friends when a group of women who refused the tax came back with some male muscle. "We're tussling with them. I was just hitting," Curtis tells the Times. But he was actually hitting a woman with a wig: "My hand tangled in her hair and it fell off." more ›

In one Post report chock-full-o' delicious tabloid puns, two Brooklyn women got into a "cat fight over a dog" yesterday. The "pee-brained" Penda White and Thermitus Russell allegedly exchanged fisticuffs after Russell's dog—you guessed it—peed outside White's home in Fort Greene. Russell claims White threw the first punch, but White said Russell came after her once her dog started peeing. Both women were arrested on charges of assault and menacing after ruffing each other up. (They can't all be winners.) more ›

While awaiting jury selection to be completed for her trial, Natavia Lowery is getting into more trouble behind bars. The NY Post reports that she now faces felony charges for tossing a large container of urine (and "some solid material") in the face of a Rikers correction officer. more ›

Post gossip columnist Cindy Adams attended Governor David Paterson's holiday fundraiser and offered up a zinger from the beleaguered head of the state that shows how much he really loves the State Legislature. And by love, we mean despise. more ›

The Jane Street NIMBYs have been pulling out all the stops lately, and their latest stunt brings them offline. Yes, this sign is suggesting dog owners walk their dog right over to The Jane and encourage them to pee on it. To be exact, it says: "Let's face it, every dog needs to do his thing. But when doing it, why not also let him show The Jane Hotel exactly what he thinks about them running an illegal club in a quiet residential neighborhood?" more ›

Who among us can sit comfortably for longer than 90 minutes without urinating? Okay, maybe adults under 30 and sober people, but we're neither, and our path to utter incontinence keeps depriving us of pivotal Hollywood plot points. Thankfully, a new technology is giving moviegoers with disadvantaged bladders an alternative to unsightly catheters and adult undergarments: the website RunPee.com, which is now available as an iPhone application, compiles the best opportunities to race to the restroom during motion pictures. The app gives you a cue for your exit, tells you how long you've got and even summarizes what you missed. It's the work of 42-year-old Flash developer Dan Florio, who tells 1010 Wins he got the idea while watching Peter Jackson's three-hour-plus King Kong remake. (Funny, we couldn't wait to go to the bathroom during that.) Florio's currently raking in about $800 a month with RunPee, and he spends his days watching movies to take notes. So basically, he's living the dream. But if he really wants to cash in, he'll get a RunSmokeJoint app ready in time for Tron Legacy. more ›

Earlier this week, Hoboken's public safety official lamented what happened during this past Saturday's St. Patrick's Day parade (Hoboken hold their parade early)—an affair that included public urination from rooftops, a couple having sex in public view, and a lot of drunkenness—and suggested the parade wasn't worth the trouble. Other residents might agree, like this person who put up a notice in his/her apartment building, The Summit, to question the chaos a neighbor's house party had brought. NJ.com has a photo of the notice, via "Duffy's bartender Chris Halleron in his "Derelict of the Week" newsletter (he did not post the letter himself; he just sent out the photo of it on his newsletter)." Read the rest of the letter here. more ›

You'll recall that neighbors living near the revoltingly trendy Delicatessen in Soho are getting really fed up with all the obnoxious tools blathering through the night, with one man going so far as to urinate down onto the roof, which is part glass. Could this be the same scold who led a near-riot last night, according to this priceless email sent to Eater by one witness? "Some young super-angry dude storms up to the bar and starts laying into the bartending staff screaming shit like, 'Fuck you!!! Fuck your restaurant!!! Fuck your hipstery little patrons who think they are so fucking cool!!! People fucking live on this block!!! I can hear these people screaming outside my fucking apartment all fucking night!!!'" The situation escalated "when a bunch of people in the apartments above the sidewalk tables simultaneously dumped buckets of water down on the people dining below." Worse, it wasn't even sparkling water! more ›