Is the Park Slope Food Co-op struggling to retain its long-standing members? Has it been forced to expand into more upwardly-mobile business ventures? Mike Epstein noticed something strange when he was googling the Co-op today: "Was the @foodcoop website hacked? Googling it shows an ad for Viagra in the search snippet." And as you can see here, that still seems to be the case. We doubt that the Co-op is that hard-on for new advertisers, but as long as the Viagra isn't made in Israel, we guess anything is possible.
Park Slope Food Co-op: Your One-Stop Viagra Shop?
Israeli-Palestinian Conflict Enters Third Year At Park Slope Food Co-Op
Remember waaaay back in February 2009 when the Park Slope interwebs got all upset about the thought that the Park Slope Food Co-op might ban Israeli products? The story is by no means dead, and today the Observer goes deep into the issue. “I think they’re latching onto it like slogans," one opponent of the ban told the pink paper. "Like true believers, it’s the cool thing to do. You know, ‘I’m a progressive, and it’s a progressive cause,’ so I think that’s how it’s coming through, very thoughtlessly.”
Park Slope Co-op Shifters Get Locked In By Fellow Worker
Yes, putting in your time at the Park Slope Food Co-op is important. But you know what else is important? Castle with Nathan Fillion. At least that seemed to be the reasoning of one volunteer. A tipster e-mailed FIPS on Monday night about a strange sign he saw on the door of the Co-op. He writes:
Park Slope Food Co-op Bans Vendor Over Labor Dispute
BREAKING: The Park Slope Co-op voted in favor of banning the Williamsburg kosher food company Flaum Appetizing Corp. this week, due to allegations of illegal practices. Flaum's owner, Moshe Grunhut, is refusing to pay the $260,000 in back pay to the 17 workers he allegedly fired illegally for complaining they were under compensated for overtime. Grunhut insists he fired the workers due to their status as illegal immigrants, and doesn't owe them anything.
Park Slope Food Coop: Annoying People, Amazing Flyers
Aaron Naparstek, Streetsblog founder, has a personal blog post about that Park Slope institution, The Park Slope Food Coop. The food coop, which has flirted with banning bottled water and Israeli food products, makes $40 million a year, but has frustrated/ surly workers and the finest in community fliers.
Park Slope Food Coop Vs. Barneys Co-op
The Park Slope Food Coop isn't too happy about the new Co-op in town: Barneys. The department store is slated to open on Atlantic Avenue this year, and general manager of the food coop, Joe Holtz says they have illegally coopted the word co-op! The misuse of the term is considered a violation of state law, and a misdemeanor could have the retail giant facing a fine of... 500 bucks.
Making Fashion From Park Slope Food Coop "Shame"
Do you feel ashamed and guilty because you haven't been fulfilling your duties as a member of the Park Slope Food Coop? Have you been missing shifts, drinking bottled water, or purchasing Israeli products? Do you feel like horrible person because of it? Here's a way to repent — wear a t-shirt announcing the fact that you've been "suspended at the Coop."
Park Slope Food Coop Member Slacks And Writes About It
This weekend, the NY Times has a long confessional-style feature from a Park Slope Food Coop member who was suspended after she fell behind on her hours. Yes, Alana Joblin Ain wasn't able to keep up with the 2.75 hours required every four weeks to keep her as a Food Coop member in good standing, "Flushed, defeated and taken aback — I knew I owed the co-op some work, but I didn’t know I had been blacklisted — I slunk around the corner for a takeout burrito. But no amount of mushrooms and spinach could diminish my shame and guilt."
Frog Found in Co-op Lettuce Wins Fame and Fortune
Prospect Heights mom and Park Slope Food Coop member Yvonne Brechbuhler got a little something extra in a head of organic lettuce she recently brought home: a little green frog “no bigger than the tip of her pinky finger," according to the Daily News. Brechbuhler discovered the frog (pictured) only when she took out the lettuce to make a salad – after it had been in her refrigerator for three days. She insists that her fridge has no frog infestation and speculates the frog hitchhiked in the lettuce from South Florida, presumably seeking fame and fortune in the big city.

