Following yesterday's reports that a Park Slope resident would be cleared, a judge has officially cleared Karl Vanderwoude of forcible touching, unlawful surveillance and sexual abuse charges. He told reporters, "I’m really glad this has come to an end. It’s been hard."
Groping Charges Dropped Against Park Slope Man, Which Means "Well-Dressed" Groper Is Still On The Loose
All Charges To Be Dropped Against "Well-Dressed Groper" Suspect
Last month, police arrested and charged a suspect who they believed was the "well-dressed groper" accused of attacking at least four women in Manhattan this year. Friends and family couldn't believe that 26-year-old Park Slope resident Karl Vanderwoude could be the perp—and now that his alibi has checked out, the DA is expected to drop all charges against him on Monday. “A lot of people say they didn’t do it. This is the real case,” said lawyer Douglas Burns.
Hooters Reportedly "Desperate" To Bring Boobs To Park Slope
Considering its apparent penchant for infidelity, is it any surprise that mammary (and wings!) mecca Hooters is reportedly "desperate" to open an outpost in or around Park Slope? According to reports the chain has made unsuccessful plays for multiple properties in the area.
Infidelity Popular In Park Slope These Days, Says Website For Cheaters
When it comes to cheating spouses in the United States, New York City doesn't even rank in the top ten (at least according to terrible website Ashley Madison). But that doesn't mean we don't have cheaters. Top hoods to find cuckolds in the city? As we learned from The Squid and the Whale, that would be Park Slope. But if you go beyond the five boroughs, the most cheaters are in Great Neck.
"Well-Dressed Groper" Suspect: “It’s A Case Of Mistaken Identity”
Just over a week ago, police arrested and charged a suspect who they believe is the "well-dressed groper" accused of attacking at up to four women in Manhattan this year. Friends and family couldn't believe that 26-year-old Park Slope resident Karl Vanderwoude could be the perp—and today, Vanderwoude told the Post in an interview this was all a big mix-up: “I didn’t do it. I wasn’t even in the vicinity of these incidents,” he said. “It’s a case of mistaken identity.”
New Park Slope Historic District Expands Over Contested Border With Windsor Terrace
The historical boundaries of Park Slope swelled for the first time in 39 years today, when the Landmarks Preservation Commission voted to approve an expansion of the neighborhood's Historic District, making it one of the largest historic districts in America. Owners of 580 buildings will see their property values rise, in a new zone stretching from approximately 7th Street to 15th Street (including the 7th Avenue frontage), 7th Avenue to 8th Avenue, and along 15th Street from 8th Avenue to Prospect Park West, including the western side of Bartel Pritchard Square—all the way to 16th Street. See the map below.
Friends And Neighbors Support "Well-Dressed Groper" Suspect
On Friday, police arrested and charged a suspect who they believe is the "well-dressed groper" who has attacked at least four women in Manhattan this year. But friends and neighbors can't believe that 26-year-old Park Slope resident Karl Vanderwoude could be the perp: "I don’t believe it’s him," his landlady, Carmen Olmedo, told the News. "To me he doesn’t have to grope anybody. All he has to do is wink and they’d go chasing him."
"Well-Dressed Groper" Suspect Hosted Bible Studies Groups
Yesterday, police arrested and charged a suspect who they believe is the "well-dressed groper" who has attacked at least four women in Manhattan this year. 26-year-old Park Slope resident Karl Vanderwoude has been charged with forcible touching, unlawful surveillance and sexual abuse in three of the gropings. Neighbors told DNAInfo they were shocked that the man who hosted Bible study groups in his apartment could have been the perp: "We had some meetings for Bible study," said Javier Maldonado. And CBS reports that Vanderwoude apparently volunteered at a women’s crisis center counseling victims of domestic disputes.
Locals Fight Barclays Center Liquor License, Fearing Puking, Peeing Nets Fans
Residents of the neighborhood surrounding the Barclays Center plan to fight the arena's liquor license application at a special Community Board meeting tomorrow night, where Barclays reps will appear to answer questions about their application. Thus far the arena has not provided any details about how they'll handle crowd control outside the venue, which will unleash thousands of inebriated Nets fans upon Prospect Heights, Park Slope, and Downtown Brooklyn.
Massive Response After Person Struck By R Train In Brooklyn
According to reports, a man was hit by an R train just after 2 p.m. this afternoon at the 4th/9th Street station in Brooklyn. FDNY told us that a male was on the tracks, power was taken off the line, and the victim was currently being transported to Lutheran Hospital in serious condition. There are varying eyewitness reports about what happened: some have tweeted that a man jumped in front of an R train, while another says the victim missed hitting the train: "Someone just jumped in front of a train at 9th st & 4th ave. MTA employee told me he fell in gutter between the tracks & was not hit."
We're Not All Crazy, Insist Park Slope Food Co-Op Members
This morning was business as usual at the Park Slope Food Co-Op following last night's contentious meeting. Supporters of a boycott on Israeli products were handily defeated, with 1,005 members voting against and 653 voting for a full referendum on the issue. Today, most members were just happy to put the issue behind them, and on Union Street, the ubiquitous Park Slope stroller pushers have replaced anti-Israel picketers.
Inside The Epic Park Slope Food Co-Op "Boycott Israel" Circus
Almost 1,700 members of the Park Slope Food Co-Op voted last night on the issue of boycotting the sale of Israeli products at the famously fussy cooperative grocery. So many people turned out that the meeting had to be delayed for an hour as a massive line of members filed into Brooklyn Technical High School and through the surrounding neighborhood of Fort Greene. Check out this video of the epic line:
Video: Daily Show Visits Park Slope Co-op, Discovers Miseries Of Grocery Shopping
The Park Slope Food Co-op has become even more of a punchline now that the Daily Show has aired its segment about the store's debate over whether to boycott Israeli products (there are only five, but they include hummus) because of Israel's actions against Palestinians. Jon Stewart introduced the footage, "Food shopping. Kind of a pain in the ass. Did you know there's a way to make it much, much worse?"
Park Slopers, Others, Beg MTA To Save G Train Extension
The G Train may be slow, infrequent and short but it is Brooklyn and Queens's slow, infrequent and short line and gosh darn it if the denizens of those boroughs are going to let the MTA take away more of it. See the MTA, in exchange for the messy Culver Viaduct repairs, for the last few years has been sending the G train five extra stops into Brooklyn, all the way to Church Avenue. But the fun is supposed to stop in 2014, so locals are getting proactive and actively petitioning to keep the G extension.
NYPD Precincts Fight For Right To Police Barclays Center, With Park Slope Winning
Two Brooklyn precincts have been vying for the right to police the still-under-construction Barclays Center when it opens in Prospect Heights this year, and now the Post reports that one has emerged victorious and won all the precious overtime that will inevitably ensue. The arena is in the boundaries of the 88th Precinct, but if the Post is correct, the 78th Precinct will actually be responsible for policing it. That's because the 78th's station house is much closer to the arena than the 88th's, which is over in Fort Greene. Nevertheless, some people in Fort Greene—and not just cops—are a tad disgruntled about the decision.
Photos: Beauty Bar Ditches Bushwick For Park Slope's Well-Manicured Embrace
Apparently the folks of Bushwick weren't quite ready for the charms of the multi-city bar chain Beauty Bar. After three years there they've cut their losses and moved to the presumably more accepting arms of Park Slope. If you've been to the OG BB in Manhattan, you know what to expect. The stroller set are going to love it.
Top Ten Park Slope-iest Remarks From Last Night's Food Co-Op Meeting
Last night, the Park Slope Food Co-op held its monthly members meeting—and although it wasn't the much anticipated meeting to vote about whether a vote should be held to ban Israeli products, the meeting was still chock full of amazing quotes about biodegradable bags, the culture of criminalization, and "fascist food." Chadwick Matlin live tweeted the two hours and 14 minute-long members-only event—you can read all the texts at The Awl, but below, we've selected our 10 favorites to give you an impression of what it's like when Co-opers stop being polite, and start getting passive aggressive.
Prospect Park Loses A Car Lane, Gains A (Bigger) Bike Lane
After two pedestrians suffered head injuries after collisions with cyclists in Prospect Park, a special task force has come up with a new design for the 3.3 mile loop. The plan will be officially shared with the public tonight at 6 p.m. at a public meeting in the Prospect Park picnic house. The new design would replace a lane of car traffic with a dedicated bike lane intended to keep cyclists, pedestrians, and drivers out of each other's way. (The bike lane would be halved in two to accommodate different cycling speeds.)
Video: A Disco Fashion Show In Park Slope, 1979
Contrary to the art produced by some bald, Jessica Simpson-dating musicians, 1979 wasn't about introspective cooing over looped samples. 1979 meant disco, and disco meant disco-appropriate duds. Our tipster passed along these videos of a fashion show in Park Slope in the summer of 1979 when the boogie was spreading like the plague. WARNING: before viewing, properly secure your computer and all loose objects to mitigate damage from your involuntary, violent, rhythmic pelvic thrusts.
After Over 40 Years, MTA Reopens 4th Avenue-9th Street Station House
As the MTA continues its Culver Viaduct Rehabilitation Project—basically rebuilding it—the agency has reopened the 4th Avenue-9th Street station house, which has been closed for 40 years. NYC Transit President Thomas Prendergast said, "During the initial phases of this project, we decided it was the perfect opportunity to reopen the east side station house on 4th Avenue. We are grateful to the elected officials whose contributions allowed us to do even more than we had planned at this historic station."
Glenn Beck: Anti-Israeli Park Slope Co-Op Folks Are Anti-Semitic
When it comes to the potential ban on Israeli products at the Park Slope Food Co-Op, everyone has an opinion. Even Glenn Beck. With the big vote (to decide if they should vote) coming up fast, the former Fox News host went and expressed his displeasure with the idea at a Crown Heights fundraiser for a museum in Jerusalem last night.
Park Slope Co-Op's Israeli Produce Problem Will Never Die
Our long local nightmare is almost over. After years and years and years of debate the issue of banning Israeli products at the Park Slope Food Co-Op is finally coming to a vote. Well. A vote to decide if it should come to a vote—this is the Co-op, after all.
Stupid PPW Bike Lane Lawsuit Costs City Over $140K, Not Including Idiotic Appeal
As you may have heard, the rich Park Slope crybabies who hate the popular Prospect Park West bike lane so much that they sued the city are suing the city yet again. They claim the DOT faked data to make the bike lane seem better than it is, and they've got a high-power attorney representing them pro bono, because those are the kind of perks you get when you're married to Senator Chuck Schumer. Their first lawsuit was thrown out because they filed their lawsuit after the statute of limitations had passed. The city had to spend $140,000 in legal fees to get that publicity stunt laughed out of court, and the meter's still running.
Posh Park Slope Doormen Accused Of Hogging Parking Spots For High-Tone Tenants
A peeved Park Slope woman has blown the whistle on a peculiar parking conspiracy in the neighborhood. Area driver Maura Collins resides around the corner of 27 Prospect Park West, a posh condo whose doormen move tenants' cars on alternate side parking days. But she says the doormen also create "unparkable" spots as part of a devious scheme to save space for other tenants.
Hatewatch: The "Sh*t Park Slope Parents Say" Video
We warned you about this last week, but you refused to petition your local congressman, and now here we are: below, you can hatewatch the "Sh*t Park Slope Parents Say" video, written and performed by Katie Goodman and Soren Kisiel, with additional ideas from Susan Fox, Julie Kay, and the contributors to ParkSlopeParents.com. Sure, they mention lactation consultants, existential parking woes, co-ops, kindergarten competitiveness, and other familiar themes of entitlement—but how could they leave out babies in bars?!
You've Been Warned: There Is A "Sh*t Park Slope Parents Say" Video In The Making
Some Park Slope parents—inspired by the never-ending "Sh*t Blank Says" meme—have been conspiring together to create a "Sh*t Park Slope Parents Say" video that really nails down their unique culture.
That's So Brooklyn: Park Slope Sex Shop Now Delivering Toys By Bike
The Babeland outpost in Park Slope is offering up a new service for Brooklynites who don't want to get out of bed: they'll deliver sex toys to your door, and by bike! According to the Brooklyn Paper (who just happened to find out about it?), the service costs a whopping 30 bucks, but it's free on Valentine's Day.
A Food & Drink Tour Of Brooklyn's South Slope
At the end of last year we took a food and drink tour of Bedford-Stuyvesant, and in what will be an ongoing series of exploring the city's neighborhoods, we've now given the same treatment to South Slope. Click through to explore...
Betty White's Prank Show Spotted In Park Slope
Betty White's team of senior pranksters have been spotted in Park Slope. The 90-year-old actress has a new show called Off Their Rockers, which is basically Punk'd but with White instead of Ashton Kutcher. FIPS noticed that in a recent episode of the hidden-camera prank show (which airs on NBC) takes place in Park Slope! Even though it's mostly filmed in Los Angeles.
What's Really Happening To Park Slope's Southpaw?
Southpaw's owner tells us why they're closing, and what Park Slope's music scene will be missing without them.

