Oh, so you thought the Harlem Papa John's that rang up a customer as "Lady Chinky Eyes" was unique, a rare bird? How wrong you are, you sweet, naive thing. Take a moment to recall the cases of "Ching and Chong" and "Phone," then prepare to be awed by the receipt that Gawker dug up for none other than "Cassady Nippleson." more ›

Apparently, Jersey Shore isn't the only American export Russians just can't enough of—they love our fast food, too. American chains are starting to do big business in Russia, with no signs of stopping. And man, those Russians are going to be pissed when they find out they're getting charged way more than us for crappy pizza and fried chicken. more ›

Last month we rushed to judgment when a group of NYPD officers who parked in a bike lane were photographed inside a Papa John's establishment on what appeared to be non-urgent police business; i.e. eating shitty pizza. We judged them not only for blocking a bike lane, but also for dining on Papa John's in the pizza capital of the world. Well, there is egg on our faces, because it now appears law enforcement officials have been using Papa John's as a cover to conduct sting operations! Well, one Sanitation Department enforcement officer has been allegedly doing this. more ›

A teenager who walked into a Papa John's and opened fire was shot by police overnight in the Bronx. The 18-year-old suspect shot three people inside the Soundview restaurant, one of whom police said appeared to be his intended target. An investigation is underway, but there was no indication of the shooting being part of an attempted robbery. Police intervened when they heard the gunfire while patrolling nearby on Westchester Avenue, just off the 6 train. After the shooting, the cops cordoned off two blocks of the avenue. They report finding a semi-automatic weapon at the scene. All four who were shot, the gunman included, are in Jacobi Hospital with non-life threatening injuries. The manager of the store told the Times, “It’s not a good neighborhood; it’s a rough neighborhood. But I didn’t think that anything like this would happen in the store.” more ›

Uh oh, another graffiti-happy citizen has been busted! Following the kid on the N train who was caught on a camera phone scratching into the subway window, a pizza delivery man was busted above-ground in Brooklyn Heights. Allegedly the "saucy Papa John’s deliveryman" was seen doing the deed in a Livingston Street elevator, The Brooklyn Paper reports. "And now the owner of the building is biting back, suing the franchise for $3,200 — the cost, he says, of removing the 'Dizzy CFM' tag that the ditzy doughboy scratched into the car’s wood paneling." The tagger worked at the Downtown Brooklyn establishment and has since been fired. One lawyer told the paper that “It’s a tough case unless Papa John’s knew [the deliveryman] had a history of vandalism." more ›