Time to switch parties? According to a new survey of single Americans, "Single Conservative Republicans are more likely to achieve orgasm during sex (53%) than individuals of any other political party, while Liberal Democrats were the least likely (40%)." On the other hand? "Single Conservative Republicans also had the least sex in the last 12 months." So: fewer fornicators, but more orgasms! Vote Republican, and you're voting for efficiency.
Survey Says: Republicans Orgasm More Than Everyone Else
Recession Tip: Make Match.com Suckers Pay For Your Expensive Dinners
Sure, we're spending billions on holiday season shopping, but food is expensive in NYC and incomes aren't rising. Which is why there are enterprising individuals like one 23-year-old who used Match.com to find men to take her out to fancy restaurants five days a week.
Ex-Wall Street Scam Artist Has Online Dating ProfileIn Prison
Ladies: are you curious about online dating but too shy to meet anyone before 2013? Do you enjoy the idea of pinstripes as a metaphor for prison bars? Well, inmate #57431-053 AKA Ray Angeloff would love to meet you, as soon as he's paroled from his federal money laundering charges. Angeloff was sentenced in 2009 to five years in prison for posing as a legitimate Wall Street trader and swindling thousands of investors out of at least $3.5 million. While he's at a low-security wing of a Florida prison, he's looking for love online at PrisonInmates.com.
Video: Why Craigslist Is The Perfect Dating Website (And Nightmare)
Are you not finding what you're looking for on OK Cupid? Enter: Craigslist. You already use it to find a new roommate, or even a new couch. But how about that special someone to share the upcoming hibernation season with? Maybe it's time to double down and just admit that you're "already dead inside."
New Yorkers Use Interesting Words When Dating Online
If there is one thing we love, it's a good map of New York. So naturally we're loving the dating maps that artist R. Luke DuBois has up right now. Using data from online dating profiles DuBois has put together national and local maps that show how people represent themselves online. And the New York City map, which he made by sifting through 5 million words from 413,872 singles and then breaking them down by zip code, has some seriously fun results.
Man Sues Matchmaker For Failing To Make A Match
[UPDATE BELOW]: Dating sites are constantly making claims like "2% of U.S. marriages can't be wrong" or promising that you'll "find someone special within six months," but does anyone actually put them to the test? One brave Manhattan author and lawyer is taking "Upscale Matchmaker" and HuffPo blogger Amy Laurent to court for failing to deliver on her promise to find him the perfect woman.
SubMate Lets You Look for Love on Your Daily Commute
It's the ultimate New York fantasy. You're sitting next to some old man, doing your morning crossword puzzle, you look up and there they are. The love of your life, filling out the same 16-down. You lock eyes, you move next to them, and you end up getting off at the same stop with promises to meet for dinner. It's a great idea, but you probably have a better chance of conversing with that hobo who smells like Colt 45 sitting down the car than you do of finding Mr. or Mrs. Right. Enter SubMate.
Dude Finds Love On Match.com But Sues For $5 Million Anyway
A Brooklyn man filed a $5 million federal lawsuit against Match.com yesterday, accusing the dating site of teasing users with profiles of "canceled subscribers or [ones who] never subscribed at all." As a result, Match sparked an inferno of "humiliation and disappointment" for 37-year-old user Sean McGinn, whose lawsuit argues that "Match's policy causes severe emotional distress and anxiety for some [subscribers], including those who keep writing e-mails to one member after another and never hear back because he/she is writing to people who've canceled... Because the writer has no way of knowing this, he or she may experience profound personal anguish, suffering which is easily preventable by Match."

