The history of New York City is littered with neighborhood names that have stuck—South of Houston, SoHo; Down Under the Manhattan Bridge Overpass, DUMBO—and those that have not stuck nearly as well—Pro-Cro, Crown Heights; North of Madison Park, NoMad—so hopefully the latest one being proposed will be disposed of quickly. In the Times Real Estate section this weekend an enterprising Kips Bay resident wrote in to suggest that the small neighborhood next to Murray Hell Hill be renamed NoEVil. As in North of the East Village. Gag us with a spoon.
Please, No! Somebody Wants To Rename Kips Bay NoEVil
NY Times Asks: Hey, Should We Report The Truth?
NY Times public editor Arthur S. Brisbane posed an interesting question in his column today: should the Gray Lady point out when politicians and other officials are clearly lying to us? To figure out whether the "newspaper of record" should report truth in addition to parroting bullshit, they decided to crowdsource the question: "I’m looking for reader input on whether and when New York Times news reporters should challenge “facts” that are asserted by newsmakers they write about."
"Herniated Dick": Newest Knick Has Very Unfortunate Injury
Despite the return of Amare Stoudemire, the Knicks played terribly last night in an ugly away loss to the Charlotte Bobcats. The team is already starting to look desperate for their newest point guard, veteran Baron Davis, to recover from an offseason injury—but judging by what The Charlotte Observer identifies as the injury, that recovery might take a very long time. Of course, Davis is out with a herniated disc, not a "herniated dick."
Video: Reporter Blasts Cops For Threatening To Yank Press Pass At OWS Protest
It seems not everyone took NYPD Commissioner Ray Kelly's memo about respecting freedom of the press to heart: video shot at Zuccotti Park on New Year's Eve shows a heated confrontation between a journalist and police, after a cop threatens to confiscate the unidentified reporter's press credentials. There is speculation that the reporter in the video is Colin Moynihan from the Times, and he did file a report from the park that night:
Influential NY Times Art Director, Louis Silverstein, Dies At 92
The "godfather" of modern newspaper design, Louis Silverstein, died yesterday at 92. Among his accomplishments: Introducing white space, using allegorical and metaphorical art, and changing the Times from eight columns to six.
Hipster Cop: "I Will Reveal That I Wear Skinny Jeans Off-Duty"
Despite contacting "Hipster Cop" and the DCPI to conduct a proper interview, and tapping sources close to Detective Rick Lee in the 1st Precinct, the Gray Lady scored the exclusive with everyone's favorite internet meme. What does their Public Editor think about the Times trading signed copies of Neon Indian's most recent 7" for access?
Times Questions Comptroller Liu's Fundraising On Front Page
The NY Times has a front-page story on City Comptroller John Liu, the city's highest-ranking Asian (ever) and one of many Democrats eyeing a run for Mayor in 2013. Of course, the Times' article claims that while Liu has raised over $1 million in the first half of 2011, "much about Mr. Liu’s campaign money that does not add up."
Is It Right To Spend $1000 On A Meal While The Country Crumbles?
For his final review as restaurant critic for The New York Times, Sam Sifton four-starred Thomas Keller's Per Se in the Time Warner Center, dubbing it "the best restaurant in New York." This wasn't the first four stars the seven-year-old "jewel" has gotten, it was also given four stars by Sifton's predecessor, Frank Bruni. According to Sifton, the $295-per-person temple to gastronomy "represents the ideal of an American high-culture luxury restaurant." And it is certainly a luxury in today's economy! But what do you know, we just so happen to have made our own trip to Keller's corner just yesterday.
[UPDATE] NYTimes.com Goes Down, Comes Back
[UPDATE BELOW] Is The New York Times website loading for you? Because it isn't currently loading for us and seems to be down for others. So what's up? Still unclear! In a tweet the Times said "We're aware that nytimes.com is down at the moment. Our tech team is working quickly to restart it."
What Recession: Rich People Buying Lots Of $860 Shoes, $9000 Coats
The NY Times is continuing its ascent into "what rich people do with all their stinking money besides $50,000 playhouses, chartering private planes for their kids to go to camp, home bartenders, and clubs for multimillionaires" with this important information: "Nordstrom has a waiting list for a Chanel sequined tweed coat with a $9,010 price. Neiman Marcus has sold out in almost every size of Christian Louboutin “Bianca” platform pumps, at $775 a pair [pictured]. Mercedes-Benz said it sold more cars last month in the United States than it had in any July in five years." Yes, the rich are spending more, because as a retail consultant says, "If a designer shoe goes up from $800 to $860, who notices?"
More Rich Kids Are Flying Private Planes To Summer Camp: A NY Times EXCLUSIVE
If you enjoyed the recent NY Times features on $50,000 tree houses, must-have home bartenders, and buying your kids an apartment to teach them financial responsibility, you're sure to love today's exclusive on another rich people trend: flying charter planes to summer camp. "More of the nation’s wealthier families are cutting out the car ride and chartering planes to fly to summer camps," reports Christine Haughney. "One private jet broker, Todd Rome of Blue Star Jets, said his summer-camp business had jumped 30 percent over the last year." One small airport manager in Maine even hired two extra people last weekend to handle all the traffic—and yet Democrats still want to raise taxes on job creators like Melissa Thomas, a Connecticut mom who brought her daughter home from camp in Maine in turboprop Pilatus PC-12.
Are Trader Joe's Employees Too Friendly?
There are plenty of things you can complain about in Trader Joe's. If the line wrapping around the store isn't enough, then the fact that you're actually supporting PepsiCo and other evil monoliths when you shop there should do it. But overly friendly service? Shouldn't that be the silver lining in a town full of jerks? Not according to CityRoom's latest Complaint Box contestant, who said that her check-out experience at the Trader Joe's on Atlantic Ave. in Brooklyn went beyond the norm.
You're Not Rich Enough To Read The NY Times
In case that paywall didn't tip you off already, the New York Times wants you to know that you're too poor to be laying your calloused, peasant hands on its newspaper. Two stories in today's Times are for Rich People's Monocles Only, and make that whole "bartenders make a house party sophisticated" trend seem tackier than forgetting coasters on your Gulfstream.
Lamestream Media Invites YOU To Join Them On "The Great Palin Email Dump Of 2011"
Exciting news adventure seekers! Famiglia aficionado Sarah Palin is releasing more than 24,000 emails this afternoon, most from during her tenure as governor of Alaska. It is sure to be an extraordinary excursion into the exceptional world of Alaskan politics and prayer shields! And the NY Times and Washington Post want to invite you to join them on this jubilant journey into the heart of Juneau.
Jill Abramson Is New NY Times Executive Editor As Bill Keller Steps Down
For the first time in its storied history a woman will soon be running the Gray Lady. Effective September 6, Bill Keller will no longer be the Executive Editor of The New York Times, he will be replaced by Jill Abramson. The move is a major milestone for the paper, where not too long ago women were few and far between.
NY Times "Fashion" Correction Takes A Totalitarian Turn
It's always good fun catching the Gray Lady with her pants down...metaphorically speaking. Earlier this month, we chuckled heartily at the one NY Times correction to rule them all, and today, we noticed this gem of a correction...in an article about Charlie Sheen-substitute Ashton Kutcher, no less.
Darth Vader Refuses To Release Photos Of Obi-Wan's Body
As we learned yesterday, the floodgates have been pushed wide open for NY Times parodies. But every Samwise Gamgee worth his weight in silver pennies knows the Times is chockfull of hilarity! However, this has got to be the best NY Times parody we've seen yet: The Galactic Empire Times did a meticulous spoof of the Times' article on the killing of Osama bin Laden: “The death of [Obi-Wan] Kenobi marks the most significant achievement to date in our empire’s effort to defeat the rebel alliance. But his death does not mark the end of our effort. There’s no doubt that the rebellion will continue to pursue attacks against us."
NY Times Parody Features Death Of NY Times, 2nd Avenue Subway Bike lane
First the NY Times had to publish a correction about misstated references to The Hobbit, and now it's getting pilloried in parody form at The Final Edition, whose lead story is the demise of The Grey Lady ("THE NEW YORK TIMES, WORLD'S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD, CLOSES ITS DOORS FOREVER" and how the Times building is on fire "Owners May Have 'Torched' Building for Insurance Money"). There are also stories about canine date rape, NJ Governor Christie exploding, and even the Second Avenue Subway Bike Lane :
Is This The Greatest NY Times Correction Of All Time?
There really is one NY Times correction to rule them all: last weekend, the Gray Lady wrote a cute little piece about well-read Mets knuckleballer R.A. Dickey, and his unusual predilection for naming his baseball bats after Beowulf and The Hobbit references...except it seems someone hasn't been reading their Encyclopedia of Arda lately.
NY Times Signed Up 100,000 Paywall Subscribers
The NY Times Company announced its first quarter results—and offered news on how its NYTimes.com digital paywall is doing. So far, the Times has signed up about 100,000 subscribers (not including the subscribers through the Lincoln ads) since the 20 articles-free-then-paywall introduction three weeks ago; its press release states, "So soon after the launch, the Company does not yet have visibility into conversion and retention rates for these paying customers after the initial promotional period, although early indicators are encouraging." What's less encouraging: First quarter net income dropping 57% versus last year.
2011 Pulitzer Prizes: NY Times Wins Two, Wall Street Journal And Star-Ledger Each Get One
The Pulitzer Prizes have been announced and this year's big winners are the New York Times, which won two (for International Reporting on Russia's justice system and for David Leonhardt's commentary), and the LA Times, which also won two (for Public Service on corruption in Bell City for Barbara Davidson's feature photography). The Wall Street Journal received one for Joseph Rago's editorial writing, the Washington Post was honored for breaking news photography after Haiti's earthquake and ProPublica won for national reporting about Wall Street's role in the economic meltdown. The Chicago Sun-Times won for local reporting on Chicago's violence and the Star-Ledger won for its feature writing, a special look at the 2009 sinking of a fishing boat in Cape May.
NYTimes.com Paywall Is Up, There May Be Ways Around It
Today, the NY Times unveiled its new paywall for the NYTimes.com website. Starting at 2 p.m., NYTimes.com has been offering the first 20 articles/month a visitor read for free, but after that, the NY Times would like visitors to pay $15 to $35 per month for unlimited access (there's a special 99-cent/week offer for this first month). Publisher Arthur Sulzberger even offered a letter to readers—and a photo of himself by celebrity photographer Brigitte Lacombe—to explain this new era. But did he realize there are ways around the paywall? Here are a few:
Freed NY Times Journalists Describe Capture In Libya
Now that four NY Times reporters are free after being captured by forces loyal to Libyan strongman Moammer Gadhafi, they described what happened to them to their paper. Apparently they were trying to leave the Ajdabiya area, where they had been covering a battle, but their driver "inadvertently drove into a checkpoint manned by forces loyal to Colonel Qaddafi. By the time they knew they were in trouble, it was too late."
If Big News Event Happens, No Paywall For NY Times Articles
Last week, the NY Times announced its plans to introduce a paywall system for its NYTimes.com offerings—the first 20 articles on the Times website would be free, but then readers would be directed to a variety of options, ranging from $15/four weeks (Unlimited access to site and the smartphone app) to $35/four weeks (Unlimited access to site and the tablet and smartphone apps). Today, a feature in the paper's business section says there was "heated" internal debate between executives and seniors editors about whether to go to a pay model, "In the middle was Arthur Sulzberger Jr., chairman of the company, who grew to embrace the idea of a pay model. But he was opposed by several senior executives, especially those who had worked to build NYTimes.com into the most visited newspaper site in the world."
NY Times's New Paywall System: First 20 Articles Are Free!
In an attempt to soften declining revenue and profit, the NY Times is rolling out a new paywall system for NYTimes.com. According to its own article, "Beginning March 28, visitors to NYTimes.com will be able to read 20 articles a month without paying, a limit that company executives said was intended to draw in subscription revenue from the most loyal readers while not driving away the casual visitors who make up the vast majority of the site’s traffic."
NY Times Deliveryman Allegedly Sexually Assaulted Woman During Route
A man is accused of assaulting a resident in the TriBeCa building where he was delivering copies of the NY Times. According to the Post, "Luis MacAncela was passing out The New York Times in the building at 50 Murray St. -- where one-bedroom apartments rent for $6,795 a month and there is 24/7 security -- when he sauntered through the 26-year-old woman's door last Sunday at around 4:45 a.m., authorities said."
NY Times Reporter: Julian Assange Smells Kinda Ripe
In a long feature for this Sunday's NY Times Magazine, Times executive editor Bill Keller lays out the paper's relationship with WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange, who happily shared documents with the Times, the U.K's The Guardian and Germany's Der Spiegel last summer (only to later criticize the publications). Keller offered what reporter Eric Schmitt thought when he first met Assange, "He’s tall — probably 6-foot-2 or 6-3 — and lanky, with pale skin, gray eyes and a shock of white hair that seizes your attention. He was alert but disheveled, like a bag lady walking in off the street, wearing a dingy, light-colored sport coat and cargo pants, dirty white shirt, beat-up sneakers and filthy white socks that collapsed around his ankles. He smelled as if he hadn’t bathed in days."
News Flash: Yuppies Are Procreating in Gentrified Williamsburg
Williamsburg's condo boom went bust during the Great Recession, but now that high-income New Yorkers have gotten back on their feet, the condos are a-rockin' again. And the neighborhood is being flooded with a new breed of hipster... breeders. Not that the two cliches are mutually exclusive; just check out the crowd at a They Might Be Giants kids' show (half of the band, John Flansburgh, is also a Williamsburgher). The NY Times loves a good trend (especially in Brooklyn), and a new article headlined "Williamsburg, Toddlertown," explains what happens when a man and a woman love each other very much and make a baby in a Brooklyn neighborhood THAT IS NOT PARK SLOPE. How is that even possible?! You could read it all yourself, but maybe it's a little too early on a Friday to throw up in your mouth. Not for us; here are our four favorite regurgitated parts:
Jilted Husband On "Self-Serving, Narcissistic" Times Vows Couple
The saga of the controversial NY Times Weddings "Vows" column continues to rage on—this time, the ex-husband of the bride (you know, the guy who was dumped because his wife fell in love with a married father from their kid's pre-K) is talking! Bob Ennis is upset at ex-wife Carol Anne Riddell, her new husband John Partilla AND the NY Times, telling Forbes' Jeff Bercovici, "No, I wasn’t contacted or interviewed or given any opportunity to opine on any of it, including having my seven-year-old daughter’s picture in the paper. The primary story here is not that interesting. People lie and cheat and steal all the time. That’s a fact of life. But rarely does a national news organization give them an unverified megaphone to whitewash it."
Newlywed On "Homewrecking" Times Wedding Feature
So, you know that now-controversial NY Times Weddings "Vows column" about the couple who met each other at their kids' pre-kindergarten class while they were married to other people? The Times even opened up commenting for a while, but then had to stop accepting them (example: "If the couple had a sense of decency and wished to truly respect the feelings of their ex-spouses, they would have denied themselves the pleasure of having their 15 minutes of fame in the New York Times. Their choice to satisfy their own vanity is very telling."). Well, now the bride, former WNBC 4 reporter Carol Anne Riddell, is explaining why she and new hubby advertising executive John Partilla told their story.

