Now that Mars Bar is gone, the competition for filthiest city bathroom is wide open (we nominate Lit) but what about the city's best bathroom? Where can you find that? Well, the Internet has an answer for you. For the tenth year running the bathroom services company Cintas is holding an online competition to find America's Best Restroom—and New York City has two of the nominees.
Are These Really The Two Best Restrooms In New York?
Unicorns, Ninja Also In Prospect Park
Naturally if there are saber-toothed tigers and velociraptors loose in Prospect Park, there must be a ninja and unicorns, too! We discovered some more photographs of signs alerting park goers about the new measures to protect the fragile soil. It's turns out it's the work of the Non-Traditional Park Preservation Task Force. They say, "We love Prospect Park and the Ravine, newly restored after years of abuse. The topsoil can’t compete with folks hopping the fence and tromping on the plant life. We’d love to see the area stay beautiful for years to come!"
Anarchist Hipster Ninjas Take On Tea Shop, Trash Cans
Yesterday we got an email about some kids knocking down garbage cans in Williamsburg over the weekend... but it never mentioned ninjas! Over at Free Williamsburg they have a more detailed and intriguing tip regarding the incident:
"I wanted to see if you had heard anything about another vigilante attack on N 6th St last night (Sat 4/17) between Bedford and Berry. I live on the block, and my friends and roommate reported seeing a 'Ninja looking' crew dressed in all black run[ning] down the street from Bedford to Berry and smash[ing] the drivers side window of every car on the block. I saw patches of glass all the way down N 6th."Another tipster confirmed the chaotic scene, also noting garbage cans were being turned over, and that the window of the tea house on the corner of North 8th was smashed. Allegedly during their menacing attack they yelled: "Take back the night!"
CT Man Dresses As Ninja, Hates Lieberman
From the Courant: "A man dressed as a ninja waving nunchucks on a street corner this morning was arrested and charged with breach of peace, police said...Police said Garland Eastman, 30, of 335 Center Road, was yelling about wanting to beat up U.S. Sen. Joe Lieberman, among other diatribes, but he became polite and cooperative after officers started pulling out their bean bags and taser guns."
Would-Be NJ Ninja Drug Warriors Arrested
In New York, there's the Staten Island Ninja Burglar, who stealthily entered homes to steal money and other valuables. In NJ, there's the would-be Shinobi ninja warriors who were trying to rid the streets of drugs, by way of threatening letters.
Keep It Ninja, NYC (Except Maybe Staten Island)
We've admired the Wee Ninja from Shawnimals ever since we were looking for a visual to go with posts about the Staten Island Ninja Burglar. Wee Ninja is actually not a criminal in Shawn Smith's Ninjatown - Wee Ninjas only train, harvest Stealth Wheart, and fight the Wee Devils (or something along those lines). And now it turns out that there's an event at My Plastic Heart on Forsyth Street this Friday, Keep it...
Linda Stein Murder Case Update: Pregnant Suspect, Ninja Defense, "Hostage Video" Confession
The young woman accused of killing real estate broker to the stars Linda Stein pleaded not guilty in Manhattan Criminal Court yesterday. Natavia Lowery was denied bail, and her new defense lawyer, Ron Kuby, made a few points:First, he said Lowery's confession was coerced by the police detectives because, having been interrogated for hours on end without access to a phone or her lawyer "She had to make something up to get out of that...
Ninja Burglar Still on the Loose, Staten Islanders Worry
After news of the Ninja Burglar's robberies at two homes in one night this past weekend, Staten Island residents are upset. One resident whose parents live near one of the recent victims told the Staten Island Advance that the two months in between robberies may have caused "people [to] let their guard down a little bit." The most recent victims, on Ocean Terrace, elderly couple Jean and John Interlandi, spoke out. Their house was robbed...
S.I. Ninja Burglar Returns For 17th, 18th Robberies
Just in time for the holidays - and holiday presents - the Ninja Burglar has returned! The nefarious nighttime nuisance that had Staten Island residents on their toes after hitting sixteen homes (some with homeowners in them) robbed two homes in the Todt Hill neighborhood over the weekend. The Advance reported that the "elusive serial bandit" first robbed a mansion on Louisa Lane. He entered through a second floor terrace door - while the...
Police Talk Ninja Burglar With SI Residents
The shadowy "Ninja Burglar" and his brazen break-ins - when homeowners are present - are worrying Staten Island residents. The Staten Island Advance reports the Iron Hills Civic Association is meeting with the highest ranking police officer in Staten Island, Assistant Chief Albert Girimonte, today and that a "walk-through tour of the neighborhood with police is tentatively slated for Wednesday morning." The Ninja Burglar's latest victims, Mary Ann and John Carlo, recalled the Friday night...
Return of Staten Island's Ninja Burglar
A Todt Hill couple's home was broken into by the infamous Ninja Burglar last night. The craziest part: The wife ran into him. The Staten Island Advance reports that Mary Ann Carlo bumped into the intruder. Carlo said, "I started screaming, 'The Ninja is here! The Ninja! The Ninja!'" The Advance has the details AND gets a plug:At about 10:30 p.m., Mrs. Carlo turned off the television and headed downstairs toward the bedroom, where her...
Staten Island 'Ninja Burglar' Stabbed, But Still Escapes
A Staten Island man was about to fall asleep early Thursday morning only to be woken up when someone broke into his apartment - little did he know that it was the 'Ninja Burgler'. Phil Chiolo heard his cat Tippy growl, which was unusual, before hearing something fall downstairs. While in the kitchen investigating the sound, Chiolo saw someone dressed in, "a Halloween-like ninja outfit, with just his eyes peering out." Soon afterwards, the ninja...

