It's been a busy week for Bruce BROOOOOOCE Springsteen: he announced the March release of his 17th studio album, Wrecking Ball, along with the first single from that album, "We Take Care Of Our Own," and a 2012 world tour. While we know he'll be playing Europe come May, he hasn't released details of his US dates yet—but according to the Star-Ledger, Springsteen will be playing the Prudential Center some time in late April or early May, his first show ever in beautiful scenic Newark.
Bruce Springsteen Rumored To Rock Out Newark This Spring
"Unusually Heavy" Balls Lead To Coke Bust At Newark Airport
Last week was a good one for our local Customs agents. Not only did they find $300,000 in fake bills at JFK, agents at Newark confiscated about 6.1 pounds of cocaine in two separate incidents. The Italian woman who hid her coke in a false bottomed bag is pretty run of the mill, but give credit to the Peruvian guy who tried to smuggle his drugs in deflated soccer balls and inside four pairs of sandals. No hiding coke in coloring book pages, but not bad.
Lori Berenson Arrives In U.S. For The First Time In 16 Years
Lori Berenson, the New York native who spent over 15 years in a Peruvian prison after her 1996 conviction in a foiled terrorist plot, arrived at Newark Liberty Airport this morning as part of a sanctioned holiday visit. Before finally taking off in Peru with her 2-year-old son Salvador, she told an AP reporter, in reference to her mandated January 11 return date, "I just hope we don't get caught in a snow storm."
Off-Duty Newark Cop Shoots Man Trying To Carjack Him
Newark police and the Essex County Prosecutor's Office say that an off-duty Newark police officer shot a man who was trying to carjack him. The cop had been sitting in his car (wearing street clothes) near 17 Avenue A when two men approached him, demanding his car while brandishing a gun.
Cop Allegedly Used Drunk Driver's Truck To Ram Estranged Wife's Car
A Newark cop has been accused of tricking a drunk driver into giving him his pickup truck so the officer could use it to ram his estranged wife's car. Officer Enrique Gonzalez has been charged with criminal mischief and receiving stolen property—police say the pickup driver thought he had lucked out when the uniformed officer, who was off-duty at the time, told him to pickup the car later: "He says, ‘Okay, I’m not going to arrest you. Park your car here. I’m going to leave the keys in the tailpipe. Come back and get the car when you’re sober,’" Police Director Samuel DeMaio said. The driver "comes back several hours later and finds the car gone."
The Dark Knight Is Rising Over In New Jersey This Week
While the real Gotham City is right here, of course, sometimes other cities are used to portray it on film—you know, since we're so terribly busy and important here in New York. And so it goes, The Dark Knight Rises has now relocated from Manhattan to... Newark. According to CBS, the cast and crew are in the Garden State today and tomorrow, prompting major traffic concerns for New Jersey commuters—the Newark Light Rail from Penn Station to Broad Street Station will not be running for the two days, and car traffic will be rerouted.
TSA: "Freak On" Agent Has Been Punished
It may have taken the TSA ages to stop doing things like feeling up our nation's youth, but when an agent puts a note next to a passenger's vibrator saying "GET YOUR FREAK ON GIRL?" Oh you better believe their response is swift and firm. Surely we will all rest easy knowing that the Administration really means it when they say that they take "all allegations of inappropriate conduct seriously and is investigating this claim." A day after the story went viral, the TSA says it has found and punished the note-writing baggage screener.
NJ Cop Caught Choking His Chicken, Fondling Prostitute In "Massage" Sting Operation
Whoops! Undercover vice cops in Newark are all going to have to receive additional training after one officer was caught on a wire wanking his wang while working a prostitution sting. Newark Police Director Samuel DeMaio says he has since placed the six police officers involved in the September 28 operation on administrative duty and now says he will personally approve all future sting operations. Wouldn't want the cops to be having too much fun, eh?
Mets To Newark: No Triple-A Yankees For You!
Clearly, the Mets hate Newark. Rather than let the largest Jersey city enjoy a year of being home to a AAA team, the Mets have exercised their territorial rights and blocked the Yankees' Scranton, Pennsylvania, farm team from spending a year playing in Newark while its Scranton-Wilkes Barre stadium undergoes renovations.
Newark First Area Airport To Forgo Porno Scanners
If you traveled through Newark Airport yesterday, chances are no one saw your naughty parts! (Unless you're into that sort of thing.) According to the Post, Newark was the first area airport to implement the "why-didn't-we-do-this-initially" step of using computer software that shows drastically less detail in their full-body scanners. Presumably the only people upset by the move are those who really feel the need for other people to scope out their 8-Minute Abs.
ACLU Sues Newark Over That $100M Facebook Donation
No good deed comes unpunished, right? The ACLU today filed a lawsuit [PDF] against pretty much everyone in Newark (not to mention Governor Chris Christie) to get to the bottom of Mark Zuckerberg's not-at-all-suspicious $100 million donation to the city's school system last year. They don't want to stop the donation, they just want to find out how it came to be, and the Newark is not making that easy. Essentially the suit seems to come down to the question "whose leg do you have to hump to get some transparency here?"
Travel Tip: Avoid Newark Airport At All Costs
Unless you seriously love the smell of Auntie Anne's lingering in your hair or paying $34 for a neck pillow that won't inflate properly, it's probably best to avoid Newark Liberty Airport, which is the airport you are most likely to get delayed at. Hope you brought a book!
Whatever, It's Hotter In Newark
Poor Newark. As if the city didn't have enough problems to deal with, now the New York Times has to go and point out that while everyone in the region is suffering in this heat, Newark has it worse. By multiple degrees. As in yesterday when it was 97 degrees in Central Park? It was 102 degrees in Newark.
Booker: No 9PM Armed Guards For Newark's Restaurants
Two weeks ago the Newark City Council voted to require all restaurants that served fewer than 20 guests to have an armed guard on premises if they were open past 9 p.m. However, yesterday Newark's mayor, Cory Booker, vetoed the plan. At a press conference today, Booker explained his thinking: "There are many businesses that would be caught up in these extreme costs associated with armed security that never even had these problems in their neighborhoods."
1 Dead, 11 Wounded in Newark Shootings Stemming From "Weeks-Long Drug Dispute"
As he confronts a higher-than-2010-so-far murder rate, Newark Mayor Cory Booker spoke today two shootings last night that killed one 15-year-old and left 11 others wounded. And apparently, the violence was related to a "weeks-long drug dispute."
Newark Wants Armed Guards At Eateries Open Past 9 p.m.
Newark: where the murders abound, the mayor will shovel your streets and one day soon the fried chicken joints will have armed guards. Yesterday the Newark City Council approved an ordinance that will require any eatery that serves less than 20 customers to post an armed guard on premises if they are open past 9 p.m.
Horrific Newark Crash Ends In Severed Legs, Death
An early-morning accident in Newark left a pedestrian dead after being pinned beneath a car, severing both of his legs, and two women have been arrested in conjunction with the crash, which authorities say may have been alcohol-related.
Mr. Booker Goes To Washington?
Is Newark's Cory Booker eyeing a seat in the Senate? Though the telegenic and Twitter-friendly mayor denied any interest in going to Washington not so long ago, his recent creation of a political action committee, called CoryPAC, has insiders wondering if he's changed his mind. But if Booker runs, how ever will he find the time to shovel out all of New Jersey?
Newark's 2011 Murder Rate 71% Higher Than 2010 So Far
In April of last year, Newark Mayor Cory Booker bragged about how March was Newark's first murder-free month since 1966. This year, things are not so good. The Star-Ledger reports, "Three fatal shootings in the last two days pushed Newark’s homicide total to 29 this year, a 71 percent jump in killings compared with the same period in 2010, as violent crime surges following police layoffs."
Thanks To $102 Million Subsidy, Panasonic Picks Newark Over Brooklyn For Relocation
It's a win for corporate welfare and a loss for Brooklyn: Panasonic has decided to move its headquarters—and its 950 jobs—from Secaucus, NJ to Newark, NJ, deciding against a Brooklyn property owned by Forest City Ratner. According to Crain's New York, "In the end, Brooklyn could not compete with a $102.4 million subsidy package offered to the consumer electronics giant to move to Newark." But it's not so cut-and-dry, because Panasonic's landlord in Secaucus and the town of Secaucus are suing!
New Biography Accuses Newark Man of Slaying Malcolm X
A radical and comprehensive new biography of Malcolm X published today names a Newark man as his main assassin. "Malcolm X: A Life of Reinvention," written by the late Columbia professor Manning Marable, asserts that 72 year-old Mustafa Shabazz killed Malcolm X, and that two out of the three men who were arrested had nothing to do with the crime. Shabazz, through his lawyer, told the Star-Ledger that "there's nothing to support this."
Vegetarians Have Airplane Temper Tantrums Too!
Airplane tantrums aren't just for disgruntled employees and Ivana Trump: a cranky vegetarian on a Newark-bound Continental Airlines flight yesterday became agitated when she was served the wrong in-flight food. So she decided to handle it the mature way, and write a complaint to the airline company threw her food tray at a flight attendant in the midst of a self-absorbed tempter tantrum.
Newsflash! Airport Controllers Are Human, Make Errors
Clap if you've heard this before, the New York airspace has some busy airports. In 2009 our tarmac trio ranked #6 (JFK), #12 (Newark) and #21 (LaGuardia) nationally in boardings. And because our airports are in such close proximity to each other, handle so much traffic, and have so few runways we can't say we are that surprised with the numbers the Post dug up today regarding our air traffic controllers mistakes. The gist is this: For every 40,000 flight operations our flight controllers make one of those is an error, more than double the national average of 1 in 86,000 flight operations.
Newark Man Sentenced To 15 Years After Smelly 75th Crime
A Newark man was sentenced to 15 years in prison this week, after he was arrested for a 75th time last month. Eric Warren, 43, has been committing theft-related crimes since 1988; according to police, he has at least 14 aliases, seven criminal convictions, and at least three short stints in jail between 2003 and 2004. But what was lucky crime # 75? What luxury item was too much for him to resist?
Video: Cory Booker Was Shoveling Newark Out, Of course
Newark Mayor Cory Booker, known for his blizzard response, was shoveling Newark today, and NJ.com took video of him at work with a bunch of volunteers. Booker praised all the people helping each other to get through the big snow and paraphrased Camus! He was also Tweeting up a storm, "On Hecker St: we just dug out driveway of a disabled person so ambulance could do their work. Please check in on others today & lend a hand" "Inspecting Raymond Blvd. This was not done well. Unacceptable. Sending crew back to hit this major road" and "Only had a Zone Bar, water and diet pepsi today #nothealthy. Stoping 4 a food break. Remember, call 973 733 4311 to report any snow concerns."
Dead Dog Creates Bomb Scare At Newark Airport
TSA agents are unsure why a man decided to bring the body of his dead dog with him in a cardboard box on a flight from Newark Airport to Los Angeles on Tuesday, but he reportedly didn't seem too suspicious. During check-in, he informed workers of the contents of the box; the workers then told him that it would need to be screened at the Continental cargo facility. However, once the plane was in the air TSA workers realized that the box hadn't been screened, and feared it could contain a bomb or a disease.
Video: Newark Airport Forces Inspiration Upon Stranded Traveler
The storm has really brought out everyone's creative side. Yesterday we saw an Oscar-worthy short documenting the blizzard, and its more lo-brow counterpart—now someone has sent along the below video, where somehow inspiration was found in Newark Airport. Can you really go wrong with a 5D Mark II and a soundtrack by The National, though?
Cory Booker Still Rescuing All Of Newark
While one day of shoveling the driveways of the people could have been seen as a PR stunt, two days of such kindness suggests actual kindness! After signing off for about five hours overnight, Newark Mayor Cory Booker reemerged on Twitter. He is currently on his way to Tremont Avenue and dispatching a crew to Brunswick Street. And so far his Twitter enemy has kept quiet, probably still reeling from Booker's scathing retort to his endless taunting. Or just plotting his revenge.
Cory Booker Gets Attitude for Shoveling Local's Driveway
You know what would be nice? If we had a Mayor who, instead of telling us to stop our complaining as he frolics down his completely plowed street, picked up a shovel and lent a hand? Maybe we should move to Newark, because that's just what Mayor Cory Booker has been doing. Armed with Twitter, he's been taking requests, and recently announced to Rookie2Veteran "I am here now to help" not an hour after he wrote for help. However, Rookie (T. Bonds) doesn't think that Booker did a great job, and now the war of words is on.

