The history of New York City is littered with neighborhood names that have stuck—South of Houston, SoHo; Down Under the Manhattan Bridge Overpass, DUMBO—and those that have not stuck nearly as well—Pro-Cro, Crown Heights; North of Madison Park, NoMad—so hopefully the latest one being proposed will be disposed of quickly. In the Times Real Estate section this weekend an enterprising Kips Bay resident wrote in to suggest that the small neighborhood next to Murray Hell Hill be renamed NoEVil. As in North of the East Village. Gag us with a spoon.
Please, No! Somebody Wants To Rename Kips Bay NoEVil
Magazine Thinks Harlem, Williamsburg, And SoHo Are Boroughs
Amtrak, that train you take to escape New York from time to time, should be pretty familiar with the city, but the writers of their magazine may need some pointers. As a tipster just pointed out to us, their current issue refers to SoHo, Harlem, and Williamsburg as boroughs.
Assemblyman Hates Invented Neighborhoods Like ProCro
Real estate brokers and developers love manufacturing "trendy" new neighborhood names like SoBro (the South Bronx), SoHa (South Harlem) and BrownEa (Brownsville/East New York). Okay, we made that last one up, but in a town were brokers are pushing apartments in the hot new neighborhood of ProCro (Prospect Heights/Crown Heights), it's not that far-fetched. And one brave lawmaker is so fed up with the fanciful names he's introducing legislation that would punish real estate agents who advertise a property in a neighborhood with a contrived name.
Let's Rename The FiDi "SoMa," Or Let's Not!
A group of Lower Manhattan residents clustered around the Financial District think the FiDi is just too reductive a portmanteau these days. Because it's not just for banksters anymore, you know! And so, in an attempt to shed the neighborhood's reputation as an after-hours ghost town, they're trying to rebrand the area with a name that "embodies the new spirit and community": SoMa, for South Manhattan. So moronic, or so marvelous? Here's their pitch:
New Yorkers Use Interesting Words When Dating Online
If there is one thing we love, it's a good map of New York. So naturally we're loving the dating maps that artist R. Luke DuBois has up right now. Using data from online dating profiles DuBois has put together national and local maps that show how people represent themselves online. And the New York City map, which he made by sifting through 5 million words from 413,872 singles and then breaking them down by zip code, has some seriously fun results.
Tourists Haven't Heard Of "BoCoCa" Because No One Says That
Visitors, we understand that New York can be a confusing place. If you've never been, how are you supposed to know where Hell's Kitchen is? Or what NoLita stands for? But we're just going to give you a heads up that there's good reason behind the Daily Meal's roundup of "6 New York Neighborhoods You May Not Have Heard Of." It's because nobody who actually lives here knows what a BoCoCa is.
Local Paper Declares Next Big Neighborhood: Ridgewood
Where will all the priced-out masses go when they're forced to give up their Williamsburg digs in order to make way for more luxury condos and Duane Reades? According to Metro, the next big things are Hell's Kitchen, Ridgewood, Queens, and Frederick Douglass Boulevard (FDB) in Harlem. They admit Hell's Kitchen isn't quite an up-and-comer (people have been calling it that for years), so let's zero in on one of the newer names on the list: Ridgewood.
NYC Neighborhoods, As Autocompleted By Google
Inspired by Very Small Array's map of the United States of Autocomplete, we took a look over the weekend at what the top autocomplete searches were by city borough. However, considering how many individual neighborhoods are basically cities within the city, we decided to look further and make a map of our own (at least of an incomplete Manhattan, PhotoShop only gives you so much room). Here are a few of our favorite neighborhoods, as completed by Google this afternoon:
Map: Where To Eat What
Next time you have a hankering for some Nigerian food, skip the Zagat and just consult these handy maps from very small array. Based on the Village Voice restaurants guide, the website compiled the most common type of restaurant based on zip code and came up with these maps. Some neighborhoods are a no-brainer (Chinese in Chinatown, Greek in Astoria, Dominican in Washington Heights), but there were a few surprises. Who knew how many Mexican Sandwiches there were in Sunset Park? Or that there is a Sri Lankan enclave in the otherwise culinary dead zone of Staten Island? At least we know we can always hit up Bed-Stuy if we're in the mood for African, American, Italian, Jamaican or Sandwiches. Or is that just some weird fusion place?
Some Greenpointers Surprised At #5 Neighborhood Ranking
After statistician Nate Silver (best known for his accurate predictions of the 2008 presidential primaries) ranked Brooklyn's Greenpoint as the fifth best neighborhood in the city, residents have felt everything from legitimized to confused. Silver rated each neighborhood on criteria like safety, access to transportation and nightlife, and Greenpoint beat out many more popular neighborhoods like the East Village, Williamsburg and Bushwick. One local teacher told the Times, “We’re on the map. I think we deserve even one, or two." But others weren't convinced they deserved such a high spot.
Citywide Jobless Map Reveals Blacks Worst Hit by Recession
The overall unemployment rate in NYC was 10.1 percent in the third quarter of 2009, but the jobless numbers vary greatly from neighborhood to neighborhood, according to a distressing, if unsurprising, new study by the Fiscal Policy Institute, a liberal research group. For example, overall unemployment was 5.1% on Manhattan's Upper East and West Sides, compared to 15.7% in Central Bronx and 19.2% in East New York. FPI also broke down the data by race, finding that blacks rank #1 in the jobless category in almost every part of NYC (except areas of Staten Island and Whitestone, Queens, where info on blacks was "not applicable.")
Map Of The Day: Income Distribution In NYC
Where can you afford to live in the city? Here's a visually pleasing way to find out where your paycheck will allow you to live in the five boroughs. According to this map from Envisioning Development, the fat cats are on the Upper East Side, where the median income in 2006 was $178,000. Compare that to the neighboring East Harlem, where the median income that year was $29,200. There are even rent sliders to tell you what you could afford in each neighborhood, and what percentage of that neighborhood's population can afford, say, a one-bedroom for $954. And you can compare all the boroughs as a whole.
GoCaGa, BoHo, iTri, And Other New Neighborhood Names
For a moment there, it seemed like the economic downturn was going to bring a much-needed reality check to the world of real estate. But no. The Daily News reports today on the efforts of real estate brokers to re-brand supposedly undesirable neighborhoods by giving them more marketable monikers — like "GoCaGa" for the area between Gowanus and Carroll Gardens, "BoHo" for the Bowery south of Houston, "SunSlope" for the streets between Sunset Park and Park Slope, and "iTri" for the Iron Triangle in Willets Point. "These names are great selling points for agents trying to bring clients into a neighborhood that wasn't so hip before but sounds a lot hipper now," said Jean Charles, a senior agent at Bond New York, a major sales and rental firm.
New Jersey as New New York, Again
Map of the Day: Neighborhood Trash
How does the trash in your 'nabe measure up to the rest of the city's? NY Moon and Last Night's Trash documented different neighborhood's garbage, and while there's no trash-tallying competition, the discarded items speak volumes at times.
Bloomberg Says Let Them Eat Fruit
Mayor Bloomberg and City Council Speaker Christine C. Quinn have announced a plan to issue 1,500 new permits to vendors who commit to selling fresh fruits and vegetables from carts in low-income neighborhoods. The “Green Cart” plan, expected to be approved by the City Council, comes on the heels of a Health Department study comparing Harlem to the Upper East Side; it determined that supermarkets in Harlem are 30% less common than the UES, and that only 3% of Harlem bodegas carry leafy green vegetables, compared to 20% on the UES. The UES also has better sushi, but that disparity remains unacknowledged in Bloomberg's plan.
Charles Mee, Playwright
Charles Mee is renowned for his distinctive approach to playwriting, which synthesizes disparate pre-existing texts into startlingly new theatrical creations bursting with music, dance, video and other inspired surprises. The superb Signature Theatre is now in the midst of their season devoted to his plays; the first production, Iphigenia 2.0, was a devastating depiction of America’s Iraq catastrophe as seen through the prism of classic Greek tragedy. The current show, Queens Boulevard, is a funny, boisterous musical that swerves from hyper Indian ragas to contemporary dancehall tracks by M.I.A., telling the tale of a hapless bridegroom and a chain of absurd events that keep him bouncing around Queens on his wedding night. (It’s been extended through January 6th; tickets.)
Stretching Your Charitable Dollar to Feed Those in Need
During the holidays, we are all bombarded with requests for charitable giving. Sure, it's a great way to do something good and squeeze in one more tax deduction before year's end, but given the number of requests, making a choice about how to spend your charity dollars can be somewhat daunting. The Times focused this week on the dizzying number of food-related charities making year-end requests.
Extra, Extra
- Today on the Gothamist Newsmap: shots fired on 166th St. and the Grand Concourse in the Bronx, a pedestrian struck at Berry St. and Division Ave. in Brooklyn, and a found body on Richmond Valley and Arthur Kill on Staten Island.
- Still searching for the Staten Island ninja burglar, police questioned New York Post photographer Ron Romano because of his ninja-like ability to tightrope walk.
- A huge hole in the middle of Brooklyn's Pacific Street provides rude awakenings for drivers who don't see it.
- Mark it. Police Commissioner Ray Kelly says he has no intention of running for Mayor.
- The City of New York was found liable for the 2004 mauling of a toddler in the Bronx, because a police officer gave a pit bull to a mother who had never handled the dog before.
- The loudest neighborhoods in NYC, based on the number of noise complaints. The Bronx is blasting.
- With two weeks to go before Christmas, customers are lining up day and night to get a hand on a Nintendo Wii game system.
- Brooklyn District Attorney Charles J. Hynes describes the sub-premium mortgage meltdown as equivalent to the crack epidemic of the 1980s.
- And w00t is Merriam-Webster's word of the year.
Thank You For Shoveling, or Not
The Neighbors Project has created a way to Thank You For Shoveling, with a polite little card campaign. Their website explains: "When you're trying to get somewhere during the winter -- work, bar, grocery store, gym, etc -- there's nothing more frustrating than being delayed because you're wading through inches of snow, or slipping and falling on the ice. It's a recipe for resentment on your block. So help spread the word about how much...
NYC is Good for Walkies
A Brookings Institution study reveals that New York is a great place for walking, with 21 out of 21 walkable urban places. But Washington D.C. is the most walkable on a per capita basis while New York is ranked 10th, because New York is measured as the NYC metro area, including NJ, Pennsylvania and Connecticut. The study's author, Christopher B. Leinberger, admits there are issues with the methodology, namely that walkable places are weighted the...
City Pilots Emergency Text Message Alert Program
Freaked out about the explosions in your neighborhood, only to find out via 311 that it's just fireworks? Or wondering about the fire around the corner? Well, the city actually does want you to know about what's going on in your neighborhoods and announced the pilot program launch of Notify NYC, which will deliver "emergency public information by email, text messages and reverse-911 alerts in four City community districts." The four districts are Lower Manhattan,...
Opinionist: Queens Boulevard
In Charles Mee’s Queens Boulevard (the musical) the titular traffic artery is no longer the “boulevard of blood” notorious for hit-and-run collisions. In fact, there isn’t a drop of blood in Mee’s colorful fairytale, which takes as inspiration the centuries old dance-drama style of Hindu theater called kathakali, among other things. In Mee’s eyes, Queens Boulevard is the symbolic common thread connecting New York’s myriad ethnicities and cultures, with Queens as the proverbial melting pot...
WWOR 9 Under Fire For Not Being Jersey Enough
WWOR/channel 9 got a wake-up call that it's supposed to be a New Jersey TV station when the FCC held a hearing about the station's license renewal. Critics say the station's license shouldn't be renewed because it has failed to discuss NJ news and issues. The station, owned by News Corporation whose local media holdings include WNYW/Channel 5 and the NY Post, was moved to NJ in 1986 due to FCC law that each state...
Let Someone Else Cook the Turkey
You're tired. You have a kitchen the size of a closet. You can't handle dealing with your guests' various and sundry dietary restrictions/food allergies/food quirks. Whatever the reason, you'd rather eat out on Thanksgiving this year. You've only got a few days left to lock down your reservation, but the options are plentiful. We present you a roundup of roundups, and our picks from the bountiful and tempting options. Restaurant Girl gives her top picks,...
Week Around the -Ists
SFist witnessed a new apartment building tszuj the skyline with spectacular, gaudy turquoise aplomb, the (informal) renaming of the Mission/SOMA neighborhood border, the return of the Maltese Falcon, the Mayor Gavin Newsom mea culpa-ing over his Hawaiian getaway during the oil spill, and double-decker buses hitting the streets of San Francisco. Oh, and some baseball player named Barry Bonds is a liar whose pants, it seems, are totally on fire.
Realtor to Homeowners: Lawns Are for Losers
Famed New York realtor Barbara Corcoran chimed in on a matter of public aesthetics and the nature of our city by advising that homeowners would be best served by tearing up their lawns and gardens and paving them over as a suitable place to park their cars. We'll let her speak directly on the subject, as it seems too insane to try to rephrase ourselves. From Friday's Daily News:Q. My wife and I have...
Shrinking Sidewalks Slow to a Crawl
Trying to walk in certain city neighborhoods is fast becoming an extreme sport. Between the new, bigger newsstands and bus shelters, the perpetually metastasizing newspaper boxes on every corner, the increasing popularity of alfresco dining, the delivery guys on their bikes and – let’s not forget – tourists, wending your way down the sidewalk without reaching for your Taser demands a degree of patience not often found in your average New Yorker. A month after...
Queens Fire Claims Lives of Mother and Two Sons
A fire that erupted in a two-family Rosedale home yesterday morning claimed the lives of a Corrections Department captain and her two sons. The Corrections Dept. union said that the victims were Captain Renee Chong and her two young sons.
Sufjan Spruces Up the BQE...in Song
The serenader of the 50 states, Sufjan Stevens, grew his midwestern roots and reached New York in the late 90s -- where he has resided since. So it's only fitting a tribute to our state has arrived, after nearly a decade of soaking up the city. And perhaps separating himself from the rest of the city, he's found something special in the Brooklyn-Queens Expressway. As announced this summer, Sufjan's latest muse is none other than the BQE, something he chose when commissioned by BAM to create an arrangement with a Brooklyn theme.

