Tiger Woods issued a statement on his website about his Friday car accident, blaming himself for the incident, calling his wife Eiln's actions "courageous," and refuting the "many false, unfounded and malicious rumors" (namely that he and his wife got into a fight preceding the accident), "This situation is my fault, and it's obviously embarrassing to my family and me. I'm human and I'm not perfect. I will certainly make sure this doesn't happen again." more ›

- Finally, sweet baby Jesus, don't click here. Seriously. We warned you. more ›

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Ben Affleck pimps L'Oreal's Elvive hair goop in a British commercial that he rather not have his American fan base see, lest they think he's even more of a poncey jerk, but thanks to iFilm, you can watch it here. He spends his time making out with a girl, so he doesn't seem like that much a loser, but haha, Ben, we know the truth! [Via Jeannette Wells] more ›

How many words does it take to say your employee didn't do his job and lied to you? more ›

The Washington Post's Peter Carlson digs into Radar, the super-hyped post-Talk, supposedly better than Us-Weekly and funny-like-Spy celebrity news hybrid. Carlson is disappointed: more ›