A naked man "yelling that he was Jesus" was the cause of a five-car pileup on I-95 when a driver decided to get a better look at the scene. Police were already responding to reports of a naked guy in the area, when one driver stopped short near exit 16. A tractor trailer behind him had to slam on its brakes, jackknifing and slamming into four cars before flipping over. The driver was pinned inside the truck as it hit a tree, but paramedics were eventually able to pull him from the vehicle. The naked man had jumped into a car when police arrived, but they tracked him down nearby. Don't they know that nobody f*&%s with the Jesus? more ›

This tweet from Laura Holder just caught our eye: "Seen at polling station (e.g. grade school): 1 man, over-6-foot tall, towering, 100% naked. Number of police: 12. Number of police cars: 4." The Local also heard about the naked man, and a volunteer for Bill Thompson says he saw the unidentified man near PS 56 in Clinton Hill, which was closed for Election Day. The volunteer says the man approached "talking all kinds of crazy stuff — he said he was a direct pure-blood descendant of Jesus." (Sounds like a Rev. Billy voter?) more ›