According to police, a West Hartford man was arrested this week after he allegedly broke into a house, smashed statues and a marble table, then told the homeowners when they returned home that he'd been sent by God. And he really puts the mugging into mugshot!
Look Upon The Mugshot Of This Statue-Smashing Messenger From God
Here's John Edwards's Smiling Mug Shot, Which Also Doubles As OK Cupid Profile Pic
Hey ladies, I'm John Edwards, former presidential candidate, single term Senator, and—let's not forget!—son of a mill worker. You may also remember me as the guy who cheated on his cancerous wife, fathered a secret love-child, and allegedly spent almost a million dollars to keep the whole thing hidden during the primaries in 2008. Hey, I'm the first to admit it was bad timing on my part, but how many times does a guy have to bite his lower lip in public to earn redemption? The key word there, ladies, is ALLEGEDLY! Look at these sparkling pearly whites—could a guy with this kind of charisma really be so bad? Hey you, behind the camera—how about dinner and a hair appointment once I make all this go away?
Alan Hevesi's Depressing Prison Mugshot
Lesson: If you're NY State Comptroller and the only one who oversees the $140+ billion state pension fund, don't accept money for directing funds to certain investment firms. Because you could end up like Alan Hevesi—71 years old with health problems and looking at one to four years in prison. City Room posted his mugshot and it's a far cry from his 2006 mugshot, where he admitted to misusing state staffers to chauffeur his sick wife around (he was a felon, but didn't get jail time).
Yes, Cops Laughed At Suspect's "Half-Ro" Haircut
The mugshot of Connecticut resident David Davis, sporting a half-haircut because he allegedly stabbed a man with scissors during his own haircut, caught fire on the Internet yesterday. And guess what—police officers who responded to the scene and saw the partially-shorn suspect were LOLing too!
Scissor Fight Leaves Man With Unfortunate Haircut
David Davis, 20, of New Haven has been arrested for slashing another man in the back with a pair of scissors. Unfortunately, this happened to be while Davis himself was mid-haircut, and he didn't have time to get it finished before he was arrested and charged with first-degree assault.
Tucson Shooting Suspect Loughner Held Without Bail
The suspect in the Saturday shooting of Rep. Gabrielle Giffords and many others, which left six dead, appeared in court today. Jared Lee Loughner, 20, was held without bail and apparently smirked in court. His mugshot was also released, and it showed the young man with a big smile.
Faisal Shahzad's Mugshot Released
The U.S. Marshal's Service released Times Square terror suspect Faisal Shahzad, and in this image, compared to the widely seen image posted on Orkut, he looks less like Corey Feldman.
Male Model's Alleged Offer of Oral Sex Spurned by Cop
21-year-old Prada model Nick Snider was named the world's fifth most successful male model by Forbes magazine a couple years ago. Because he's at the top of an industry in which people do all sorts of depraved things to get ahead, he probably wasn't sweating it when cops came to arrest him for causing a disturbance at a friend's house near Little Rock Monday morning. Surely a little trip downtown would spare him a trip...downtown. Well, things sure are backwards down South, because the arresting officer says he completely blew off Snider's gracious offer to "suck your dick and balls if you let me go."
Kerik: "Toxic Combination Of Self-minded Focus, Arrogance"
Former NYC police commissioner Bernard Kerik spent the night in jail, after a judge in his federal corruption trial revoked his bail. Federal District Judge Stephen C. Robinson was unsparing in his criticism of Kerik's behavior, calling him a "toxic combination of self-minded focus and arrogance... And I fear that combination leads him to believe his ends justify his means. He sees the court’s rulings as an inconvenience, something to be ignored, and an obstacle to be circumvented."
Plaxico Burress's Mugshot
Plaxico Burress, former Giants star and accidental self-shooter, is now an Ulster Correctional inmate. His mugshot was released and the Daily News analyzes the now clean-shaven "somber" Burress: "The ex-Giants star was also without his standard bling - two diamond earrings... sporting a white T-shirt beneath a green prison-issued top and appears to stand a little taller than his NFL listed height of 6-foot-5. Burress is staring straight ahead, his face betraying little emotion, in the photo."
Mugshot Or Shot At Police
Yesterday, Newsday reported that a 25-year-old woman was arrested for after crashing into a utility pole in Central Islip. Nicole Marty was allegedly high on drugs at the time—and had her 9-year-old daughter in the car, too! The daughter was treated for head trauma while Marty was charged with driving under the influence of drugs, possession of a controlled substance, child endangerment, plus "harassment because she injured a police officer who was guarding her after she was taken to Southside for a medical evaluation after booking." Newsday adds, "In her booking photo, Marty can be seen making a lewd gesture with both middle fingers." Newsday censored the photo, but The Smoking Gun has Marty's mugshot in all of its glory (TSG also calls her a "Birdbrain").

