Happy Father's Day! For those of you who have dads, are dads, or know dads, this one's for you, from all of us at the Gothamist network." It was a week of bizarre, embarassing headlines at DCist. The trial of the local administrative law judge who sued his cleaners for $54 million over a pair of missing pants left everyone shaking their heads. Then the capital city was nearly brought to its knees, twice, by......

Holy smokes! Giant fish on the MTA, Paris Hilton in jail, then out, then in again, Al Gore, goatses, blumpkins, Matt Damon, and baby art critics! It's been a busy week across the Ist-A-Verse, and here's a smattering of what's been going on. In Gothamist's neck of the woods, they found out that many things are possible: A man caught a 40+ pound fish off the Rockaways and took it home on the subway. Graffiti......

A look at some noteworthy television this week: 2007 MTV Movie Awards (Sunday, 8 p.m., MTV) All you have to know is that Sarah Silverman hosts, so expect wackiness to ensue. Bonus: LAist will be liveblogging, from the ceremony's greenroom. Creature Comforts (Monday, 8:00 p.m., WCBS 2) An Americanized British import from the creators of Wallace & Gromit where people in on the street interviews are animated in clay in the form of talking animals.......

[Warning: The following contains MTV Movie Award spoilers! If such a thing exists.] "Sweet!" As if conquering the legislature wasn't enough, Napoleon Dynamite won Best Movie and the film's star, Jon Heder, won for both Best Musical Performance and Male Breakthrough Performance (must have been his awesome bo-staff skills....or perhaps, because it was a Paramount/MTV Films movie) at the MTV Movie Awards, scheduled to air Thursday night. Hosted by Jimmy Fallon, the MTV Awards had,......

Sorry, boys, the girls from Tatu are not lesbians. Lena Katina (red hair) of the supposed lesbian duo Tatu tells the Sun, "We are very tired of each other and it’s not fun playing lesbians any more." She also adds they have boyfriends in Moscow. And that's boyfriend with a -y, not -i, like the bois in this week's New York magazine. Tatu's performance at last year's MTV Movie Awards, where they filled the......

Okay, Gothamist has had its opinion about t.A.T.u. (two girls willingly[?] being exploited by a savvy producer, Ivan Shapovalov, kind of like a Russian Lou Pearlman, preying upon the public's fascination with teenage girls and lesbians), but their performance at the MTV Movie Awards was so over-the-top and crazy that we have to give them props. First, the the two girls who are t.A.T.U. walked through the audience, singing, making their way to the......