Michael Bay apparently wants to give George Lucas a run for his money when it comes to the title of "destroyer of your youth." After informing the world that the heroes in the upcoming Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles reboot he is producing are actually a bunch of aliens, not mutants, the boom-boom-and-bosom-loving director has gone and made things worse. But it isn't his fault, he says. Blame the studio, he says. Or just refuse to see the movie, we say. more ›

Michael Bay has made a career out of exhuming the bodies of beloved children's toys (Transformers), historical events (Pearl Harbor), and classic horror movies (with his production company Platinum Dunes) and mutilating them into gaudy CGI-infused box office bonanza—he basically is the cinema equivalent of a plastic surgeon who gives all his films ginormous breast implants. And now Bay has set his sights on ruining our childhoods once again by making the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in the upcoming live-action film ALIENS. more ›