New York City has Pearl the Squirrel to better illustrate the Parks Department's goals, and our personal favorite, Warmy, to ease us through the pothole-filling process. But what mascot should the Gowanus have during its cleanup? "The cleanup will be long, boring and probably disgusting, so we want to make sure people are aware of what's going on in an easy and fun way," Gowanus Community Advisory Group member Eymund Diegel told the Post. How much would rights for the Trojan Man cost? more ›

Hey kids, meet Coqui the Chef! No, don't run away in terror, Coqui is here to teach you that nutritious food can be fun! So put down that Arizona Ice Tea and pick up a "refreshing Pina Colada"! Coqui's mission is to raise awareness and spread the word about preventing obesity, diabetes and heart disease, and that's why Coqui will be marching in the Puerto Rican Day parade this summer. more ›

Mr. Met already has enough to worry about when his team is in town, what with fans disgracing his wholesome image, drunkenly attacking him to the point that he's ready to snap. Now the poor guy's going to pick up the papers today and be as green as the team's commemorative St. Paddy's jerseys when he finds out that his Amazins have been canoodling with a whole throng of other mascots while on their road trip down in Pittsburgh. more ›