With the success of the Aqueduct "Racino" last year there is a serious political push, headed by Governor Cuomo, to bring real casinos to New York State. And you know who really likes the idea? Brooklyn mascot and third-term Beep Marty Markowitz, who really wants to bring Casino's to the boardwalk. Craps on Coney, anyone?
Coney Island Casinos? Marty Markowitz Can't Wait To Double Down
The Time Jay-Z Posed With Marty Markowitz And Bruce Ratner
The newly rechristened Brooklyn Nets are really serious about using Jay-Z as the face of their brand while the Barclays Center continues to rise over the Atlantic Yards. And you know what that means? Stupendously fantastic photo ops, like the one above. Brooklyn Borough President Marty Markowitz (or whoever runs his Facebook page) captioned this "'Looking up' to Jay-Z (along with Bruce Ratner) outside Barclays Center" but we suspect that you can do better. Have at it in the comments!
Is Brooklyn BP Marty Markowitz Retiring From Politics?
Is the king of "sex dancing" making his final lap around the proverbial stripper poll? Earlier today, the NY Post broke a story about how Brooklyn Borough President Marty Markowitz has given up on his mayoral aspirations, and is planning to retire from politics. “He just wants to retire when this term is up and spend more time with his wife and enjoy himself. It’s a right he’s earned,” a political insider told them. But that's not what Markowitz is saying!
Marty Markowitz Upset Disaster Declaration Fuhgeddabouts Brooklyn
Earlier today President Obama declared New York state a disaster, which means that Albany, Bronx, Clinton, Delaware, Dutchess, Essex, Greene, Montgomery, Nassau, New York, Queens, Rensselaer, Richmond, Rockland, Schoharie, Suffolk, Ulster, Warren, and Westchester counties will all be eligible for federal relief funds. Did you notice that Kings wasn't mentioned? Well Mad Marty Markowitz did. And he's ready to rumble over the omission.
BREAKING: Judge Dismisses Lawsuit Against Prospect Park West Bike Lane
Big news: A judge has dismissed the lawsuit trying to block the Prospect Park West bike lane. Mayoral spokesman Marc La Vorgna Tweeted, "In a decision issued late today, the City prevails in Prospect Park West Bike Lane lawsuit. Judge dismisses plaintiffs claims. #bikenyc" The Department of Transportation's Twitter followed with, "City prevails in Prospect Park West bike path case! Details and links to come Wednesday morning. #bikenyc"
Aretha Franklin Performing For First Time In Brooklyn Tonight
Brooklyn Borough President Marty Markowitz loves so many things, it's hard to keep track of them all: Zambonis, bike lanes in the sky, indie rock, sex dancing, stoop wine, and romantic vacations. But you know what he loves even more than all those favorite things? Aretha Franklin, who is set to perform her first Brooklyn concert ever tonight.
Markowitz Fined $20K For Taking His Wife On Trips Paid For By Foreign Governments
The last time we checked in on Brooklyn Borough President Marty Markowitz's wife, Jamie Snow, she was reportedly hogging an armful of souvenir placemats from the Brooklyn Museum’s gala dinner for the Takashi Murakami retrospective. ("You guys really should have acted faster. This is Brooklyn!" she allegedly told attendees who asked her to spare a placemat.) This time Snow is back in the SWAG spotlight for taking advantage of free travel offers from foreign governments who paid her expenses when she traveled with Marty to Turkey and the Netherlands.
Photos: 484 Same-Sex Couples Married In "Land Of Equality"
It was a historic day as New York became the sixth state in the union to legalize same-sex marriage. According to Politico reporter Ben Smith, "484 same sex marriages in nyc today, per City Hall," including the two women in the photo above, Connie Kopelov, 85, and Phyllis Seagal, 77, who were the first couple married in Manhattan this morning. "I am breathless. The fact that it's happening to us, that we are finally legal and can do this like everyone one else. It's mind boggling," Siegel said after a ceremony at Manhattan's marriage bureau.
DOT's Sadik-Khan: Marty Is "Mistaken" On PPW Bike Lane "Trial"
Relations have been strained (to put it mildly) between DOT Commissioner Janette Sadik-Khan and Brooklyn Borough President Marty Markowitz at least as far back as April 2010, when Marty called her a "zealot" on WNYC. And it doesn't look like those two will be taking a romantic paddle boat ride together in Prospect Park anytime soon, judging by sworn affidavits filed as part of the great Prospect Park West bike lane lawsuit. Markowitz recently swore under oath that a month before he called her a zealot, Sadik-Khan told him the contentious bike lane was just a trial. Now Sadik-Khan has filed her own affidavit essentially calling the Borough President a liar, liar pants on fire.
Was PPW Bike Lane A Trial In Reality, Or Just In Markowitz's Mind?
Tomorrow the opposing sides in the lawsuit over the incendiary Prospect Park West bike lane will be back in court. The affluent and well-connected group suing the city insists that the DOT fudged data to justify the bike lane, which was supposed to be installed on a trial basis. The DOT, however, wants the suit tossed because the because the statute of limitations ran out a few months before the lawsuit was filed. This is where the question of whether it was really a "trial" becomes important—if it was a trial, the plaintiffs met the deadline for their lawsuit, and if it was not a trial, they filed too late. So was it a trial or wasn't it? And when can we stop talking about this?
Meatball Shop Welcomed To Williamsburg By Marty Markowitz
For too long, Brooklyn residents hankering for a fix of the most famous meatballs since Schweddy's had to go crawling to the Lower East Side, where The Meatball Shop has been doing brisk ball business since February 2010. But the unflagging popularity of the restaurant (waits during peak hours can creep past 2 hours!) has emboldened spherical-snack pioneers Michael Chernow and Daniel Holzman to bring their wares to Brooklyn. Last night, they officially opened with a little help from the President himself.
Iconic Parachute Jump Leaves Coney Island In The Dark
Despite a $1.5 million upgrade to its lighting system, the iconic Parachute Jump on Coney Island probably won't be brightening the Brooklyn skyline this 4th of July. In 2008, the always eloquent Marty Markowitz promised that the heap of money would keep the ride "blinged up" into the next century, but that hasn't happened.
29 Days Till Gay Marriages Begin In New York
Last night not only did the New York State Senate finally pass the marriage equality bill, Governor Andrew Cuomo managed to sign it into law at 11:55 p.m. Since the law will go into effect after 30 days, New York should start seeing legal same-sex marriages by late July.
Markowitz Calls For Bike Lanes To Be Relocated To The Sky
Buried at the bottom of an article on a fanciful series of conceptual designs for "Downtown Brooklyn Commons Project," you'll find quite a gem from the hyperbolic treasure chest of Brooklyn Borough Clown-In-Chief Marty Markowitz. You'll recall that Markowitz can't stand the DOT's expansion of bike lanes throughout "his" borough, and he's previously sung songs mocking bike lanes, and branded DOT Commissioner Janette Sadik-Khan a "zealot." But Markowitz's new solution to the city's endless bike lane wars may be just the thing to forge a truce between the warring factions!
Marty's Summer Concerts May Move To New Coney Island Spot
Last summer, Brooklyn Borough President Marty Markowitz was catching a lot of flack for his Seaside Summer Concert Series at Asser Levy Park. Locals said he was breaking noise codes, and then they complained that he was using Rikers inmates for cheap labor at the concerts. The obvious solution would be to move these concert events to Rikers Island (surrounded by water! More $1/hour labor!)... but Markowitz has gone in a different direction: The space where the Ringling Bros. circus had been performing.
Turkish Taxi Of Tomorrow Rejected, Despite Markowitz Support
Over the weekend, Brooklyn Borough President Marty Markowitz became the latest to give support to Turkish Taxi of Tomorrow candidates Karsan, saying “I hope that city officials will seriously consider taking a ride with Karsan—we owe it to everyone in the city that seeks gainful employment,” he said at an event yesterday morning. But the Times reports that the TLC has rejected Karsan's design because a "review raised concerns about whether the Turkish company, untested in the American market, could reliably execute the high-concept product it had designed." However, the Ford and Nissan designs aren't faring much better.
Markowitz: Keep Cars in Prospect Park!
The City Council is currently considering legislation that would finally eliminate automobiles from Prospect Park and Central Park (the transverse roads in that park would remain open to traffic). There have been numerous efforts over the years to return the parks to purely recreational purposes, and the amount of time motorists can use the parks has been whittled down to just a few hours on weekdays. The momentum seems to be growing for a full-on car ban, but here comes Brooklyn Borough President Marty Markowitz to stomp on the brakes.
Marty Markowitz's Three Drivers Are Totally "Necessary"
People tend to take a lot of liberties when describing things they deem "necessary," so here's a little primer. Food is necessary, demanding filet mignon for dinner every night is not. Shelter is necessary, $7 million dollars just to feel rich is not. The ability to get to where you want to go is necessary, but having three professional chauffeurs on rotating 16-hour shifts is definitely not.
Photo: Ides (Pies) Of March Puts SUV-Driving "Marty" In PPW Bike Lane
We're still waiting to see more photos from yesterday's Ides (Pies) of March Bike Ride, but Time's Up! Tweeted a photo of some special Prospect Park bike lane opponents in a "SUV"—it's Brooklyn Borough President Marty Markowitz, NYPD Commissioner Ray Kelly, Senator Chuck Schumer, former DOT commissioner Iris Weinshall (and wife of Schumer), and former deputy mayor Norman Steisel.
Live From Brooklyn Borough Hall: Northside Festival Challenges SXSW
The people behind Northside Fest (that would be the L Magazine, who in turn, has various outlets curate shows around Brooklyn for a few days in the summer) have taken to Brooklyn Borough Hall this morning. They've been Tweeting from their press conference, where Marty Markowitz tried to steal some of SXSW's thunder, saying, "to the good people of Texas at SXSW—there's a new sheriff in town." Let's be honest, no music festival in New York can ever replicate Austin's annual queso-fueled adult spring break, but Northside can be better than CMJ, and it seems like they're upping the ante this year.
Dine In Brooklyn Restaurant Week Returns
Brooklynites who didn't get their fill of discounted dining during Restaurant Week have a reason to rejoice. King's County's own version of the deal, Dine In Brooklyn, is for another round of $25 dinners, $20.11 lunches and even some $20.11 two-for-one brunch options at nearly 200 local restaurants. The fun runs from March 21-31 at participating restaurants.
Did Markowitz "Forget" Alleged Sexual Harassment?
[UPDATE BELOW] Strange things are afoot at Brooklyn BP Marty Markowitz's office. According to some female staffers, Markowitz's office is run like a "frat house," with male workers favored over females and Markowitz nicknaming one female staffer "Tinkerbell." Former communications director Regina Weiss filed a sexual-discrimination suit, which included testimony by former staffer Bridget Geary. However, when asked if he knew of complaints from Geary, Markowitz replied "no." Which is funny, because apparently he told former chief of staff Gregory Atkins that he did.
Marty Markowitz: "This Was Not About Sex Dancing"
If it wasn't obvious from the tricycles, singing, and participation in "Lighten Up Brooklyn", Brooklyn Borough President Marty Markowitz fancies himself something of a kook. But his kookiness didn't charm one Brooklyn dad: blogger Brooklyn Spoke, a self-described "Park Slope liberal breeder nutjob," thought it was a bit questionable that Markowitz brought a pole dancing exercise instructor on stage during a State of the Borough speech he made at Sunset Park High School recently. So he wrote him a little note.
Markowitz Admits Ethics Violation, Pays Fine, Fuhgeddsaboutit
The NYC Conflicts of Interests Board has fined Brooklyn Borough President Marty Markowitz $2,000 for accepting free legal work from a subordinate, in violation of the city’s conflict of interest law. The law explicitly prohibits officials from doing business with their underlings, even if they pay for it. In Marty's case, he ran afoul of the law in 2008, when he asked his Chief of Staff, Carlo Scissura, to recommend a law firm to handle his house purchase. Scissura recommended the law firm Carlo A. Scissura P.C., which he owns.
Markowitz Rides Tricycle Into Speech Bashing DOT, Bike Lane
Look at this f--king borough president: Last night inveterate corn dog Marty Markowitz arrived on stage via tricycle for his State of the Borough address in Sunset Park. Wearing a green helmet and toting a basketful of Junior’s famously overrated cheesecake, the Brooklyn Borough President kicked off his 90 minute (!) speech with another swipe against the DOT, which he's repeatedly criticized for installing a bike lane on Prospect Park West. (For the record, President Obama's State of the UNION lasted about an hour, including glad-handing.) Are you ready to SLAP YOUR KNEE? Video below:
Video: Markowitz Says Activist Cyclists Distorted PPW Study
Back in April, as the Prospect Park Bike Lane war raged in Park Slope, bike lane hating Borough President Marty Markowitz told WNYC that if the new bike lane "causes no bottlenecks, no inconvenience, and if it works, I’ll be the first to say I was wrong." A new report on the bike lane's impact proved just that, but instead of eating his shoe, Markowitz is getting conspiratorial. In an angry, unhinged interview with WCBS, Markowitz contends that cycling activists were secretly tipped off about which days the DOT contractor was counting bike riders, enabling them to flood the lane to skew the stats. Watch him expose what Streetsblog dubs a "vast biking conspiracy."
Bike Lane Clowns Give Marty Markowitz A Bike For Christmas
Last week Brooklyn Borough President Marty Markowitz decried the increasing number of bike lanes in Brooklyn by singing a song for the City Council. The ditty, which you can watch Marty sing here, was set to the tune of "My Favorite Things," and included lyrics like "Let's not forget cars, it’s getting insane / Welcome to Brooklyn, the borough of lanes!" This week Marty also sent out his annual holiday card, which featured an illustration of a congested Prospect Park West divvied up into a lover's lane, a sitting lane, a holiday-only lane, a walking lane, a bike lane, and a narrow auto lane. Inspired by Marty's holiday spirit, a group of bike-riding clowns came to his office yesterday to give him their gift.
Should Cyclists Be Forced to Register? Should Marty Sing?
Two very controversial things happened at yesterday's big City Council meeting to talk about bike lanes, and how they're ruining Christmas. First, City Council member David Greenfield proposed mandatory registering for all bike riders, the same way drivers have to register with the DMV. (DBV does have a nice ring to it.) Second: Brooklyn Borough President Marty Markowitz, inveterate cornball and bike lane enemy, sang a song against bike lanes to the tune of "My Favorite Things." Here's cringe-worthy video of Marty's ditty, which he insists "summarizes this whole issue, period!"
Photos: New Jay St.-Metro Tech Station Links A/C/F to the R
The hotly-anticipated new Jay St.-Metro Tech station opened today, fixing the failure of transport design that senselessly hit many commuters with a double fare. Since 1933, the Jay St./Borough Hall and Lawrence St./MetroTech Stations have stood nary a block away, but transferring from the A/C/F to the R meant traipsing across Willoughby while grappling with the fact that the world sometimes doesn't make sense.
Brooklyn Municipal Building To Add Commercial Tenants
As part of his plan to reduce the city's office space by 1.2 million square feet by the end of 2014 Mayor Bloomberg today announced that the city is looking for developers to bring commercial activities to the first and second floors of the Brooklyn Municipal Building at 210 Joralemon St. (the space is currently occupied by the Department of Finance).

