A man proposed to his girlfriend in a Megabus parked at the Port Authority yesterday. "Nina Lazerow thought it was just another bus ride," the CBS report notes, presumably referring to the nauseous lurching of the bus as it takes an hour to crawl out of Manhattan rush-hour traffic, the Cheetos dust-encrusted arm rest you have no choice to use and the guy hocking loogies into a plastic bag a seat over while he watches the same episode of Friday Night Lights the entire ride on his iPad. No, this bus had one designation: love. Then
a four-hour trip to Baltimore.
Man's Marriage Proposal In A Megabus At Port Authority ACCEPTED
Is The MTA Killing Your Relationship? News At 11...
Last year we delved into the idea of dating outside of one's borough—there were even graphs and charts—and found that some people will only stay with geographically desirable partners. (We are a cold-hearted and lazy people!) Now with the recent news of the G train extension getting cut, cross-borough relationships are at risk of fizzling out, according to some "lovebirds" who spoke to The Brooklyn Paper.
Video: Meet The Woman Who Is In Love With The Statue Of Liberty
Surely by now you've heard of Amanda Liberty (nee Whittaker), the 27-year-old British woman who fell in love with the Statue of Liberty last year. Amanda has "objectum sexuality," and has gone public with her orientation. Most recently discussing her relationship in the interview below. She says, "I've lived with her since last June and since then I've lost 4 stone in weight because I'm so happy with her." While she has had relationships with men, she says that "My heart tells me to go with Lady Liberty, I think that's more important than anything else."
CUNY Moves To Ban Student/Professor Relationships: "They've Trying To Ban Love!"
Student-professor relationships are always a controversial topic—conventional wisdom holds that they're probably a bad idea (see: Martin Heidegger and Hannah Arendt), though there are plenty of websites devoted to defending and promoting them. One thing is undeniable: they happen a lot more than you think. Now, CUNY has proposed banning professor-student relationships entirely with a stricter sexual-harassment policy. “They’re trying to ban love!” one male professor told the Post. “It’s not realistic, because grown women fall in love and have affairs with older men, and nobody can legislate against this.”
StoryCorps Love Stories: Couple Found Each Other At A NY Tollbooth
Over nearly a decade, more than 70,000 individuals have shared over 40,000 stories with StoryCorps, the oral history project that has become a treasured national institution. And just in time for Valentine's Day, the most heartfelt, mushy tales of love ever recorded have been turned into a collection of essays for founder Dave Isay's latest book, All There Is: Love Stories from StoryCorps, released February 2nd.
Female Principal Accused Of Creepy Crush On Female Employee
A Bronx elementary school teacher is suing the city after the school's principal allegedly became enamored with her, rubbing up against her, winking at her and hugging her. According to the lawsuit obtained by the Post, Kristin Erat, Grant Avenue Elementary School's principal since 2009, kept a photo of Barbara Woods in her desk, and once "told Woods that [she] cannot stop thinking about" her. When Woods informed Erat that she was straight, Erat became "upset, surprised, and disappointed."
This Is How To Show Your Extreme Love For The Giants
While Jets fans are huddled in a corner praying for a Dark Knight Rises-esque stadium collapse to occur during the Super Bowl in two weeks, Giants fans are practically glowing right now. And though they may be considered the underdogs, the crazy-eyed smile on the face of normally frowny coach Tom Coughlin should give you an idea of the team's current spirits. Does that enthusiasm justify shaving the Giants logo into your head, like the man above? Sure, why not. But does it warrant getting a tattoo of Eli Manning giving Peyton Manning a noogie on your butt cheeks?
Ladies: It's Probably Your Fault If You're Single
Good news/bad news time ladies. The good: it turns out that all those reports that single ladies outnumber single men in NYC have been greatly exaggerated. According to a new StatsBee column from the city's Economic Development Corporation, there are more never-married single men than women between the ages 20 and 34. Bad news: that means you can't blame the fact you're single on a lack of single men.
Love Connection Born Out Of Pepper Spray At Occupy Wall Street
We've heard all about how Occupy Wall Street protesters are having loud sex among the tents and the tables at Zuccotti Park as OWS stretches into its sixth week there. But it isn't all just hedonistic young people losing their virginities and gaining some STD's—some protesters may be finding true love. And one demonstrator who was pepper-sprayed by infamous officer Anthony Bologna shared her story of getting blinded by love with the News: "Nothing strengthens a relationship like a chemical agent," said medic Robert Grodt.
Hurricane Irene Is Ruining Wedding Plans, True Love
Hurricane Irene isn't even here yet, and it has already ruined so many things, from Freshman move-in day to the Dave Matthews Band Caravan festival. And now you can add true love to that list: bride-to-be Rona Geller reluctantly called off her Long Island nuptials which were supposed to happen on Sunday. "It was the hardest decision I ever made," Geller told the Post.
Mark Sanford Spotted On 2 Train To Appalachian Trail
In an apparent attempt to join the Appalachian Trail via the Seventh Avenue Express, former South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford was spotted on the 2 train around 2:45 this afternoon. A reader writes that Sanford was on the train sporting a preppy Palmetto State belt "through 42nd street," but she had to get off before she saw where Sanford exited. "I didn't try to talk to him, I was hoping to if he looked up but he was pretty buried in his Blackberry." Yes, it's annoying when Auto-Correct messes up "kissywissy dewdrop lips" for the eighth time.
When A Man Loves A... Mannequin
Wasn't it adorable when Ryan Gosling fell in love with a fake girl in Lars in the Real Girl? Sure it was, because that's Hollywood... but what about when a real man falls in love with a mannequin? Currently 38-year-old New York man Ned Neffer is pushing his wife in a wheelchair from Syracuse to Watertown to the spot where they first met—she is, by the way, a 6-foot-tall mannequin named Teagan. The Watertown Daily Times reports that the two have been together since the early 1980s, and finally said their vows in 1986. Originally Teagan just had a head, but once he knew she was the one for him, he had a body built for her.
Macca To Marry MTA Board Member Girlfriend
We've seen this coming since 2009, but it's official: Paul McCartney and Nancy Shevell will marry. The couple—spotted at the Met earlier this week—have been together for four years, and just got engaged. The 51-year-old Shevell's term on the MTA Board will end in June, and we're guessing she won't return.
Love Is In The Air: Pale Male Finds New Lady Hawk
Recently Lola flew out of her long time mate, Pale Male's life (many feared her dead). The urban hawk couple were Manhattan's most famous red tailed hawks, and Lola's disappearance was followed by many of the city's human residents believing they spotted her elsewhere around town. Whether or not she it still out there, Pale Male has moved on... twice! According to Urban Hawks, "a fairly dark female appeared on the scene. After a few weeks, this relationship didn't work out and she left the park. Pale Male now has a second girlfriend. They seem to be much more of a couple and I wouldn't be surprised if she becomes the permanent mate." Some video of the new couple, below:
Name a Bug After The One You Love (Before They Divorce You)
We've already spent some time trying to console single New Yorkers who hate Valentine's Day as much as the the critics hated the movie Valentine's Day ("Less funny or romantic than your average colonoscopy"). But what about those couples who are madly, infuriatingly in love? How can they best cram their undying affection into the world's face? With cockroaches, of course.
Bloomberg Loves Himself... On Cover Of The New Yorker
Some New Yorker subscribers have had a few days (or not) to LOL about this week's cover of Mayor Bloomberg gazing at himself in the mirror while seated at a vanity with a box of chocolates (the card reads "To Me"). Today, the press corps asked the cover boy what he thought of the Barry Blitt illustration—turns out that double the Bloomberg is all right with Mike! The Wall Street Journal reporter Michael Howard Saul described Hizzoner as such, "Bloomberg gushed with tremendous pride and happiness. In Yiddish it’s called kvelling."
New Survey: People Still Like Living In NYC!
New York may be a city filled to the brim with left-wing, communist, Jewish, homosexual pornographers, but despite all that, and the bedbugs, the bike lane wars and the police quotas, the majority of New Yorkers are very satisfied with the city, according to a new Marist poll. Eighty four percent of NYers answered favorably that they liked to live in the city, and their neighborhood in particular, while only four percent said they were completely unsatisfied. Among the revelations of the survey: Brooklyn is the most active borough, Manhattan is the most preservation oriented, Manhattanites are more inclined to support small business in their neighborhood, and Manhattanites and Queens residents are more inclined to buy things made in NYC.
Spotted: Love Now Allowed On Subways
You still can't smoke or litter on the subway, but now you can be in love, or find love, or give love, or target love? So long as it's not the kind your mother warned you about, or this kind.
Defeated Espada Vows to Keep Fighting, With LOVE
Gustavo Rivera may have trounced soon-to-be FORMER State Senate Majority Leader Pedro Espada, Jr. by a margin of 62%-32%, but don't think for a second this resounding loss means the end of the Espada dynasty. Like his fellow coup-mate Hiram Monserrate, Espada is vowing to come back with a vengeance. But unlike Monserrate, whose comeback attempt ended last night with another humiliating loss, Espada has the power of LOVE on his side
Romantic Comedies Are Ruining Real Life Relationships
A new study shows that romantic comedies may be killing the romance in real life relationships. According to the study, women are let down when their men don't shower them with love, attention and gifts the way professional paid actors do their on-screen love interests. The head of this study surmised, "It seems our love of rom-coms is turning us into a nation of happy-ever-after addicts. Yet the warm and fuzzy feeling they provide can adversely influence our view of real relationships."
Single Rich Lady Gets Press, Gets Dates
40-year-old self-made millionaire Cheryl Mercuris somehow landed in the headlines yesterday for simply taking a two-week family vacation in the Hamptons (well, the house she's renting is pretty epic). Today the NY Post follows up with the lovelorn lady, who is searching for suitors during her spare time in the beach town—unsurprisingly, she's been flooded with phone calls, emails and Facebook friend requests.
Florida Woman Pays High Price For Hamptons Dating Scene
There are probably plenty of pretty young things looking for filthy rich flings each summer in a certain Long Island beach town, but 40-year-old Cheryl Mercuris is lookin' for love in the Hamptons, and she's already a self-made millionaire on her own. The NY Post reports that she's spent $500,000 (or $1,488 an hour!) for a two-week summer rental in hopes of finding Mr. Right.
New Dating Tool: Key To The City
This was inevitable. One, from the sounds of it—very enthusiastic, local has taken her love for the city, and her lookin' for love attitude, and combined it all with the newly launched Key to the City project. And the 26-year-old, Lauren Burke, is now documenting it all over at her “Key 2 The City, Key 2 My Heart: Searching for Love One Lock at a Time" blog.
Bus Driver Steals Bus in the Name of Love
The Post reports a Greyhound bus driver "driven by love" (har) stole a $600,000 coach from Port Authority Bus Terminal to visit his girlfriend in Mount Vernon, NY. A surveillance video caught him disabling the bus's security system and driving it away last Wednesday, and he caused a terror scare when he abandoned the bus in Mount Vernon.
Love, Love... Hate? Robert Indiana Is Being Threatened!
The artist who created the iconic LOVE logo, Robert Indiana, has been sparring with his ex-business partner John Gilbert—most recently over a Sanskrit version of the design. Now the 81-year-old Indiana claims that Gilbert is painting threats directed towards him in his own artwork.
Will Love Locks Take Over The Brooklyn Bridge?
A tradition dating back to... 2004, has now reached Brooklyn by way of Italy. That year a movie called Tre Metri Sopra il Cielo (based on a 1992 novel by Federico Moccia) hit the big screen and included a scene where a couple secured their love (via a lock) to a bridge, and then tossed the keys into the river below. In Italy this has plagued the Ponte Milvio, and now it seems to have made its way over to the Brooklyn Bridge.
No LOVE Between Indiana And Former Business Partner
Pop artist Robert Indiana—best know for his LOVE statue, which was created in 1964 for a Christmas card for the Museum of Modern Art—is deep in a not-so-lovely court battle. According to the NY Post, his former business partner John Gilbert claims the artist signed an agreement three years ago which allowed him to license sculptures and other pieces bearing the word "prem" (Sanskrit for "love") in his iconic style.
New York Ranked #58 Best City To Find Love In
So yeah, Valentine's Day is around the corner, but big whoop, this is New York City, romance runs through our sewers practically— we've got romantic bridges, we fall in love with our doormen, hell, there's a whole genre of movies about falling in love in NYC (or with NYC). But according to the scientists at Daily Beast, you're more likely to find love in Omaha, NE or Newark, NJ than here! It doesnt help that their rating system doesn't make much sense—We get an A for "marriage," but a D for "divorce?" Thankfully, the Post is on top of the situation; they point NYers to love guru Dr. Paul Dobransky, who "charges up to $500 an hour for a personal session," and gives some particularly creepy tips to help men read women's "attraction signals," like a relaxed jaw and tilted head: "She's saying, 'I'm exposing my most vulnerable area. I'm trusting you with my safety.' "
Video: Newark "Trespasser" Was Chasing After Girlfriend
Remember when that guy shut down a terminal at Newark Airport after entering a secure area unauthorized... and then caused thousands upon thousands to be trapped there with delayed flights? Would it make you feel better if it all happened in the name of love?
Rikers Guards: Sleeping on Job, Sleeping with Inmates
A correction officer at Rikers snapped this priceless photo of another guard fast asleep in her chair while a grinning inmate hovers over, mere inches from her big Barney Fife keys. The sleeping officer, Nadja Green, has been at Rikers for over four years, and one source describes her as "the Precious of Corrections," a reference to the movie about a teen from a dysfunctional family. The mother of several children, Green reportedly worked 96 hours of overtime this month. So isn't it kind of a dick move to photograph her while she catches a few hard-earned z's? Green's union thinks so!

