Having dished out 13 assists during the Knicks' blowout win against the Sacramento Kings at the Garden last night, the linsational Jeremy Lin was given a well-deserved rest for much of the second half to the disappointment of many Linatics. But there was no rest for eager sports writers and fans looking to unlock internet immortality by formulating the next great Lin pun. The punning has gotten so out of control, it's gone mainstream—Dave Letterman featured the top 10 worst Jeremy Lin puns on his show last night:
Lincessant Linguists: Linordinate Lin Puns Still Lintertaining
Everyone Has Been Pronouncing Van Wyck Wrong, Maybe
An issue of grave importance is sweeping our fair city today, as a debate rages about the proper pronunciation of the dreaded Van Wyck Expressway. Is it Van WICK (as in "stick") or, as some Dutch linguistic purists insist, Van WIKE (as in "like")?
The New Yawk Accent: A Thing of the Past?
To linguists our city is part of what’s known as the "R-less corridor,” because New Yawkas, like South Londonaws before them, drop their “R’s” (My Daughta’s a lawya). But, most language experts agree that the designation is quickly becoming irrelevant. “New Yorkers are more and more 'R'-ful, and the amount of R-dropping is decreasing," says Michael Newman, associate professor of linguistics at Queens College.
Is The Lower East Side's Accent Disappearing?
New research contends that it's not just the Lower East Side's distinctive architecture and character that are in danger — but also the neighborhood's unique dialect. Younger LES residents whose families have lived in the neighborhood for decades no longer speak with the recognizable inflection of older generations, according to a New York University linguistics student.
New York City Accents Changing with the Times
Besides killing Mom ‘n’ Pop stores and displacing low-income residents, the rapid gentrification seen in some New York neighborhoods may be flushing the city’s famous working class dialect down the terlet.

