Pop quiz: You are a still-young but decidedly former starlet now more famous for your troubles than your talent, and last seen posing nude for Playboy, what do you do now? Is that really a question? Time for a Lifetime movie, baby! Especially if you can play former Hollywood royalty. Lindsay Lohan is in talks to play no less than Elizabeth Taylor in a made-for-basic-cable movie. Schadenfreude never felt so good. more ›

Lindsay Lohan, when not getting Billy Joel tattoos, is apparently still getting invited to high-profile events, like the V magazine party at the Top of the Standard (nee the Boom Boom Room) last week. And, in typical Lindsay fashion, things got a little messy BLOODY. more ›

The Lohan clan is sticking up for youngest daughter Ali, who recently showed off her shocking new look consisting of skin, bones, and botox. Though her modeling rep says, "Aliana has never had any type of plastic surgery in her life, nor has she ever considered it. Her success as a model lies with her natural looks and she has no interest in changing that. During the past two years, she has gone through a normal teenage growth spurt that has made her taller and slimmer. It has also slightly changed the composure of her face, all of which is typical of what happens to kids in their mid to late teens. It’s what most people refer to as the awkward stage. Ali is growing up, that’s all." Yeah, totally normal. more ›

We're just a few short months away from not being able to drink anywhere, ever on the Lower East Side. Last night around 10 p.m. White Slab Palace, which always struck us as being considerably more low-key than most of the neighborhood fare, even on the weekends, was shut down by the NYPD per a court order. But White Slab wasn't serving to minors, as other bars in the LES have done recently to spur the wrath of the SLA. It was closed for not having a liquor license a few months ago, despite owner Annika Sundvik receiving a permit in the interim, the Lo-Down reports. more ›

The sad premature mid-life crisis of Lindsay Lohan just keeps piling on the victories: the sometime-starlet was in tears yesterday when a Judge sentenced her to 120 days in jail for violating her probation by getting busted for allegedly stealing a necklace. Of course, she was released on $75,000 bail a few hours later, which means she only got a precious few hours to practice her stand-up at the cafeteria. more ›

Lindsay Lohan is finally getting her due respect off-off-Broadway, at a little place called La Mama. Starting April 29th and running through May 8th, the stage will become home to Project: Lohan, a multi-media experience chronicling the life of Lindsay Lohan. The role of Lindsay Lohan will not be played by the fallen starlet herself, however (she's busy), but rather the show's creator, D'Arcy Drollinger. more ›

Just when we were getting psyched to see Linds go all blond and brassy for her role as Victoria Gotti in the upcoming mob biopic Gotti: Three Generations, producer Marc Fiore announced yesterday that he had dropped La Lohan from the project due to "the various demands of her management team getting out of control." We were bummed, because this seemed like the perfect opportunity for Lindsay to return to her Long Island roots; plus we were kind of curious to see her play daddy's little girl to John Travolta, who's been cast as the Dapper Don, John Gotti. But a few hours later, hope returned! more ›

Following her Thursday night tumble outside of Motor City Bar on the Lower East Side, Lindsay Lohan continued to drink her clumsy juice into the weekend. At least, so it would seem! According to vague reports and anonymous sources, the fallen starlet was bar-hopping on Friday night, hitting up RiffRaff's in the Flatiron District for the Cut Copy afterparty, and then heading to the Standard (where we're pretty sure an LCD Soundsystem afterparty was taking place). more ›

Lindsay Lohan (or, just Lindsay) was spotted on the Lower East Side last night doing two things one only does when intoxicated (just sayin'): pressing her face against the city's sidewalks, and smoking down Parliament after Parliament. (TMZ has photos.) Oh, don't pretend like you haven't been there before! more ›

Let the Lohan de-branding begin! According to Dina Lohan her daughter is dropping her last name, and will just be going by Lindsay from now on. On top of that, she tells PopEater that she "and [younger daughter] Ali will be officially changing our last names back to my maiden name, Sullivan." more ›

Now that Lindsay Lohan is back in New York, she's decided to spend some private, quality time with her family. And by "private," we mean worthy of being blabbed about on Twitter. Lohan wrote on Twitter yesterday, "Just spent the afternoon bowling with my little brother and sister at @bowlmorlanes, Michael's so good ha!" Are you still allowed to complain about the paparazzi when you broadcast your every move? more ›

Condo conversion, rehabilitation—same difference? We may soon have a second outpost of Hazelden to call our own. The addiction treatment center is in final negotiations to buy "TriBeCa 5," a failed condo conversion at 283 West Broadway, for as much as $10 million. If they get approval from the state, the new facility (they already have one in Chelsea) will focus on serving young adults 18-29 who need post-treatment services with housing upstairs and recovery programs and meetings on the first floor. Sounds good to us. Also sounds like the perfect place for Lindsay Lohan to stay if she ever follows through on her threats to move to the city... more ›

She may not have made it to the SNL stage this year, but Lindsay Lohan is determined to get to New York for the holidays. According to TMZ, the fallen starlet plans on asking her new BFF Betty Ford if she can spend the holidays at home with her family. Recently she reunited with her father Michael, who said: "I will say is that I am an incredibly proud father tonight. My daughter is progressing extraordinarily well"—her mother Dina is still feuding with her ex, however. Hey, you know what goes well with a stressful family visit during the holidays? Booze. Lots of booze. more ›

The Charlie Sheen frothing saga just can't stop, won't stop providing the gory, decadent details. Sheen was actually lucky that his coke-and-prostitute filled bender ended inside the relative confines of the Eloise Suite, since the night almost came to an abrupt end in the bathroom of the fancy Daniel restaurant. Some innocent diner could have easily walked in on Sheen in coke facepaint with his pants around his ankles, after his special lady friend refused to have sex with him in the bathroom. “When the assistant opened the door, there was Charlie standing there naked with cocaine all over his face! He was delusional and just completely lost. Totally out of it,” a source told RadarOnline. more ›

Is Lindsay Lohan the Lenny Bruce of young Hollywood? According to Tony Bennett, she could be. Page Six says the crooner recently gave his two cents on the subject of Lohan's downward spiral, recalling, "Woody Allen's manager, Jack Rollins, used to handle Lenny Bruce, who was a brilliant comedian, but was hooked on heroin. He said something that changed my life. He said: 'He sinned against his talent.' It affected me so much that I just got rid of everything." Bruce was found dead at age 40 on his bathroom floor, with a syringe and other narcotics paraphernalia scattered about. The 85-year-old added, "these young stars should learn how to celebrate life, feel good about living, and do what they love... they won't end up doing something that will kill them." more ›

It's four mugshots and counting: Troubled starlet Lindsay Lohan went back to jail yesterday for violating her probation (by testing positive for drugs including cocaine)—and then managed to get out later in the evening. While the judge initially wanted her held in custody until an October 22nd hearing, a supervising judge threw that decision out, because, according to TMZ, it "flies in the face of California law, which gives defendants the right to bail in misdemeanor cases." Lohan's bondsman posted bail around 10 p.m. PDT; her friends claim that the Long Island native thinks she needs to go to rehab, not jail. more ›

On September 18th, Lindsay Lohan addressed her Twitter nation following her failed drug test. She wrote: "Regrettably, I did in fact fail my most recent drug test and if I am asked, I am prepared to appear before judge Fox next week as a result. Substance abuse is a disease, which unfortunately doesn't go away over night. I am working hard to overcome it and am taking positive steps forward every day. I am testing every single day and doing what I must do to prevent any mishaps in the future. more ›

It's been a mixed week for Lindsay Lohan. Though there's a warrant out for her arrest after she failed two drug tests, one for amphetamines and the other for cocaine, she settled her $100 million suit against E-Trade. Lohan claimed the company insulted her when a baby named Lindsay was called a "milkaholic" in one of their commercials. Because if an addict of any sort is named Lindsay, it's obviously Lindsay Lohan. more ›

Will fallen starlet Lindsay Lohan try to rise from the ashes of her burnt out career in front of a live studio audience? According to the Daily News, she's in talks with the Saturday Night Live folks about hosting on December 4th. more ›

Just moments after Jersey Shore star Snooki left the courthouse in New Jersey yesterday (she was found guilty of "annoying people"), she nearly got in trouble again! In her car, she Twittered from the driver's seat: "Ugh stuck in newark traffic is no fun." It didn't take long before Mayor Cory Booker Tweeted at the reality star, saying: "Snooki! I'm the mayor where R U so I can give u a ticket 4 texting & driving we needs revenue!" more ›

Despite serving less and less of her original 90 day sentence, prison life has been utter torture for Lindsay Lohan. Well, besides the daily room cleanings, new clothes and trips to the infirmary for "medical treatment" (she has reportedly been getting Adderall and Ambien delivered to her cell). And for some reason, the other inmates have been mean to poor Lindsay, calling her "fire crotch" and reducing her to tears every night. One inmate complained Lohan's appearance in the jail kept her from being released for over four hours. She said, "They put us on lockdown and told us not to look. It's discrimination. She's a criminal, just like me." more ›

This morning Lindsay Lohan surrendered to the court and was sent to county jail to serve her sentence. Fans (or hired guns?) rallied outside with "Free Lindsay!" posters, and confetti flew as she entered the courthouse. While Complex magazine is using the occasion to run their months-old photo spread of the fallen starlet, TMZ has her most up-to-date photo: her mugshot. more ›