W Magazine has a feature on the famous spawn of celebrity, currently rocking out in the dim spotlights of downtown clubs. Amongst them are CBS CEO Les Moonves's son (Chief), Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbin's son (The Tangents), Michael Keaton's son (The Hatch), Jann Wenner's son (The Ellis Unit), Ellen Barkin and Gabriel Byrne's son (also in the Ellis Unit), and...you get the picture. Susan Sarandon, who makes an attempt at attending all of her......

Calling all Idiotarod enthusiasts and people who work in Midtown who might want a lunchtime spectacle. The Carts of Brooklyn Racing Association, aka COBRA, will be holding a press conference at 1PM today outside CBS's headquarters. The group, which is organizing this year's Idiotarod, will be protesting tonight's episode of CSI:NY and its "depiction of shopping cart racing," as the CSI spin-off has been using the Idiotarod name in marketing materials (in the show,......

- The United States has now been in Iraq for over three years. - More from the other bouncer at the Falls. Which reminds: we never want to work at a bar owned by the Dorrian family. - Howard Stern won't shut up about CBS and Les Moonves. We think he just misses having the threat of censorship hanging over him all the time that came with being on FM. - The downside of......

Rejoice all you fans of Gilmore Girls / Veronica Mars slash fiction! Your dreams of saphic teen-friendly erotica are one step closer to fruition with the merging of the WB and UPN networks. CNN reports: Warner Brothers and CBS Corp. announced plans Tuesday for the creation of a new broadcast television network, called CW, that would replace the WB and UPN networks in the fall of this year. The new broadcast network will draw......

After a little digging, Gothamist found this photograph of Dennis Farina as Detective Joe Fontana in the upcoming season of Law & Order. Farina's bio is already up on NBC's L&O site, and it seems that Detective Fontana will be "hard-nosed" to Jesse L. Martin's "passionate and compulsive" Detective Ed Green. Farina/Fontana looks more put together than Jerry Orbach's lovable Detective Lennie Briscroe, but it does look like he wears his pants as high. We're......

Who cares that CBS topper Les Moonves "strongly hints" New York might be the next CSI city? CSI:Miami sucks, CSI itself is okay. As far as Gothamist is concerned, New York doesn't need the overproduced Jerry Bruckheimer glitz for a good cop show (although more film & TV work for the city is a good thing) - we have Dick Wolf. And now there's a possibility of NBC rolling out a Law and Order......