With visions of sugar plum fairies dancing through their heads, the -Ists began to get into that holiday mood. Well, some did.
Elsewhere in the ist-a-verse
What's Wrong With Nipples?
Angelina Jolie was upset when the studio de-nippled her Lara Croft picture. A recent egregious nipple moment in a movie was in 50 First Dates, when a rain-drenched Drew Barrymore's nipples are a little too distracting to what was supposed to be a sad moment in the film. Yes, we know it was an Adam Sandler film, but 50 First Dates is actually a lot more complex than you'd think. Complex, with walrus penis size jokes (check out the "Sandler & Sivuqoc" clip here).
To Nipple or Not to Nipple
To avoid any controversy, Angelina Jolie's nipples were retouched out of the posters for Tomb Raider: Cradle of Life. Avoid controversy with everyone except for Angelina Jolie, who is annoyed that she was de-nipped: "I wanted my nipples to be there to see."

