A janitor at this year's US Open has been charged with swiping two laptops from the SmashZone "fan interactive," and a search warrant of his apartment in Corona, Queens yielded a half-ounce of crack cocaine, marijuana, a loaded 9mm handgun, and three other laptops that were reported stolen from the US Open last year. Yet another salient lesson in quitting while you're ahead.
Laptops Stolen From US Open Found At Janitor's Apartment, Along With Gun, Drugs
Porn-Watching Trucker Sentenced To Jail For Fatal Crash
An Ohio truck driver who was watching porn on his computer while driving and fatally collided with a disabled car on the New York State Thruway was sentenced to a minimum three years in jail. Thomas M. Wallace, 45, of Brook Park, Ohio, admitted he was tired and distracted by porn when he ran into and killed Julie I. Stratton, a 33-year-old mother of two, last winter. "Your conduct on this day, I can't think of any other way to say it, was just grossly, grossly irresponsible," said County Court Judge Robert C. Noonan.
Laptop Shenanigans Left Pilots Distracted
Pilots from the Northwest flight that overshot its Minneapolis destination overshot by over 100 miles spoke to investigators and, according to the Wall Street Journal, told them "that a bathroom break, chatting with a flight attendant in the cockpit and then taking out their laptops to discuss work schedules created distractions that led to more than an hour of radio silence with air-traffic controllers." Apparently the laptop use violated Northwest policy, though the federal rules don't ban them. Well, at least Pansing, Gooch, or Bumpus was involved.

